- My name is Deranged Pitt,

- 我是 Deranged Pitt，

and he just happens to be my brother.

他是我弟弟

- I'm Chris, and we're related.

- 我是Chris，我們是親戚

- People always think you're older than me.

- 其他人常覺得你年紀比我還大

- Do they? - Yeah.

- 真的嗎？ - 對啊

- Woo. - I don't fuckin' know why.

- 噢 - 我他媽的不知道為什麼

- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

- 剪刀、石頭、布！

Boom, alright.

好

Who's the better looking sibling?

我們兄弟倆誰比較帥？

- Next question.

- 下個問題

- My hair's way better than yours.

- 我的髮型比你的好看

- Woah hold on a second man.

- 噢等等...

- Like my shit is just like, just perfectly, just--

- 你看我的造型... 就是這麼完美的...

- Looks like some butt plugs man.

- 看起來像是某種肛塞好嗎

- Who is the better looking sibling?

- 我們姐妹倆誰比較美？

- Take a shot. - I don't have--

- 喝一杯吧 - 我沒有...

- Actually I'll pour it.

- 我來幫你倒吧！

- Looks like some anal toy you'd

- 看起來像是你會在 White Center 成人用品店

pick up at the White Center adult store.

買的什麼肛門情趣用品

- I was like, is this, yeah okay, I can say it too.

- 我就像是... 好哦... 我也可以說

- Your shit looks like Sasquatch's pubic hairs.

- 你的髮型看起來像是大腳怪的陰毛

- Didn't you get dropped when you were a baby?

- 你還是小嬰兒的時候，你是不是被摔到地上？

- No I, what? - Yeah, you dropped her.

- 沒有啊？我？ - 對啊，是你把她弄掉的

- Yeah I was holding you and I dropped you.

- 我當時抱著你，然後你就摔下去了

- Is that why you're the fuck up?

- 難道這就是為什麼你常把事情搞砸嗎？

- Maybe.

- 有可能

- How many sexual partners have you had?

- 你交過幾個砲友？

- Oh fuck me (laughter)

-噢媽的

- Why don't you just go ahead and throw

- 你為什麼不要直接

that number out there bruh, just tell them,

把那個數字說出來啊？就告訴大家，

one you know what I'm saying, I mean shit.

「一個」也好啊，你懂我的意思，該死

- Who is the sluttier sibling?

- 我們誰比較淫蕩？

- I was a huge slut, but I owned it, I was like, yeah.

- 我是個大蕩婦，但我實至名歸，我當時就像...

- Yeah, I got that shit.

- 哦這我懂...

- I get that dick, in my pussy.

- 我讓那根進入我的下面...

- Get that dick put that deep. - All the time.

- 那根深深地進入... - 隨時隨地...

- But you used protection?

- 但你有做好保護措施嗎？

- Yeah.

- 當然！

- Who is the sluttier sibling?

- 誰比較淫蕩？

I would like to say Deranged Pitt without a doubt.

我敢說覺得是 Deranged Pitt 無誤

- I'm a nasty bastard, I'm a deranged nympho.

- 我是個骯髒的私生子，我是發瘋的發情人

- Which parent do you like better, why?

- 爸和媽你比較喜歡誰？為什麼？

- Ooo, I don't know, like better,

- 噢，我不知道

I guess I'll take a shot because I can't really decide.

我想我還是喝一杯好了，我無法決定

- Which parent do you like better?

- 爸和媽你比較喜歡哪一個？

- Oh my God, are we showing this to our parents?

- 喔我的天，這段會被我們爸媽看到嗎？

- They don't even know what YouTube is.

- 他們甚至不知道什麼是YouTube呢

- They don't know what the internet is.

- 他們連網路是什麼都不知道勒

- So, dad. (laughter)

- 那就...爸爸吧

- Do your friends think I'm hot?

- 你的朋友有覺得我很辣嗎？

- No. - Fair enough.

- 沒有 - 很公平

- Oh yeah.

- 噢耶！

Oh yeah.

噢耶

- Why didn't you tell me that man?

- 你為什麼都不告訴我？

- I thought I did?

- 我以為我說過？

- No you never tell me that shit, I need to hear that.

- 沒有！你從來沒有告訴過我，我要聽！

- Do your friends think I'm hot?

- 你的朋友覺得我辣嗎？

- Yeah. - Which ones?

- 有啊 - 誰啊？

- For sure, Ryan.

- 當然是Ryan

- But have you actually had physical contact, sexually with

- 你曾經有和我的朋友或前任有過

one of my friends or exes? - Yeah.

性方面的肢體接觸嗎？ - 有

- Who?

- 誰？

- You dirty dog. - I'm not gonna say who.

- 你這髒人 - 我不會說是誰的

- What is my biggest flaw?

- 我最大的缺點是什麼？

- You give chances, you give people more chances than they deserve.

- 你給人機會，但他們不一定值得

- If you could change one thing about me what would it be?

- 如果你可以改變我身上的一件事，那會是什麼？

- Your fuckin' face man. - Too similar to yours?

- 你他媽的臉 - 因為太像你了嗎？

- Have you ever had sex in my bed?

- 你有在我的床上做愛過嗎？

- Ew no. - No, my God.

- 噁，沒有 - 沒有，我的天！

You've had sex in your bed and that's enough reason not to.

我才不要在你做過的床上做呢！

- Have you ever had sex in my bed?

- 你有在我的床上做愛過嗎？

- Thought about it, did not though.

- 曾經想過，但沒有行動

I know you don't wash your blankets.

我知道你不想要洗你的毛毯

- How dare you.

- 你敢！

- Have you ever had sex in my bed?

- 你有在我的床上做愛過嗎？

- Yeah. - Are you serious?

- 有 - 你認真？

What do you mean? When?

你什麼意思？什麼時候？

- Talk about it later.

- 等等再說吧

- No, I don't want to talk about it later.

- 不要！我不想要等下才說！

- I've had sex in your bed. - I know you have.

- 我在你的床上做愛過 - 我知道了啊！

- Yeah, I avoid pillow areas on your bed.

- 我有盡量閉開你枕頭的區域

- That's nice of you, yeah, I hit every area on your bed.

- 你真貼心啊！我可是在你床上每個角落！

- Oh, what's my favorite sex position?

- 噢！我最喜歡的體位？

- Is it cowgirl, you like to be on top? No? Oh.

- 是女上位？你喜歡在上面？沒有？噢！

- I had to think about it, I hadn't thought about you

- 我曾經想過，但基本上我

having sex before. - I know, it's horrific.

沒有想過你會做愛 - 我知道，這太可怕了

- Can I guess again or do I just automatically.

- 我可以再猜一次嗎？還是我就自動...

- Missionary? - 69?

- 傳教士？ - 69式？

- Reverse cowgirl? - Doggy?

- 背面騎乘位？ - 背後式？

- Doggy? - Doggy?

- 背後式？ - 背後式？

- Doggy seems to be the consensus for everyone.

- 看來背後式是大家一致認同的

- I think a lot of people like doggy.

- 我想很多人喜歡背後式

- When it happens you go bow wow wow, yipee ki yipee yay.

- 開始的時候你就@^#%(_)#

- Whatever the prone style is where you're just smashing.

- 任何俯臥姿勢就是你可以開始拍打的時候了

- Do the doggy fresh you know. - Oh my God.

- 颯爽的背後式 - 噢我的天

- You already know what mine is.

- 你已經知道我的是什麼了

- Doggy, you said it to dad, weirdo.

- 背後式，你說過...

- Yeah, I'm classic, I'm classic bitch.

- 對，我很古典的，我是古典的蕩婦

- So just for the fuck of it, shots,

- 你直接喝了吧！

you know what I'm sayin'?

你懂我意思？

- This is my brother man - I mean why not?

- 這是我哥哥 - 有何不可呢？

This is what we're here for.

我們在這裡就是為了這個啊！

- Cheers. - Cheers buddy.

- 乾杯！ - 乾杯，兄弟

- No. - Nope.

- 沒有

- We don't have a handshake. - Nah you know like--

- 我們沒有什麼特殊的握手方式 - 沒有，你知道的...

- Every time we see each other we just kind of like

- 每次我們遇見彼此，我們都是

I'll just punch him in the face like that.

我就直接像這樣朝他臉打一拳

- Yeah, I'll see him and just be like hey bro what's good.

- 對，我看見他，然後就：「嘿！今天怎樣？」

- I won't hear a door open, and all

- 我都不會聽到開門聲，

of a sudden I'll just see a knuckle.

然後突然之間我就看到拳頭飛來

- That's why you're my wingman,

- 這就是為什麼你是我的好搭擋，

you are my caramelized onion.

你是我的焦糖洋蔥

- No you're the onion, I'm the oil, I make you taste good.

- 不是，你是洋蔥，我是那個油，讓你嚐起來不錯

- You're the caramel to my onion.

- 你是我洋蔥上的焦糖

- No because there's no caramel in caramelized.

- 沒有，變焦的焦糖上沒有焦糖

- Louis. - Yeah Shawn?

- Louis - 什麼事，Shawn?

- Do you love me? - Absolutely bro.

- 你愛我嗎？- 當然囉，兄弟

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你

- Do you love me? - I love you.

- 你愛我嗎？ - 我愛你

- I love you too.

- 我也愛你

- Do you guys love me? - Yeah, I love you.

- 你們愛我嗎？ - 是啊，我愛你

- Do you love me? - Yeah.

- 你愛我嗎？ - 是啊

- What? - I said yeah.

- 什麼？ - 我說是啊

- Fuck you. - I said yeah.

- 去你的！ - 我說「是」啊

- You're supposed to say I love you.

- 你應該要說「我愛你」

- Oh I love you.

- 噢，我愛你

- Am I a good brother? - Good brother?

- 我是個好哥哥嗎？ - 好哥哥嗎？

Fuck yeah he's a good brother.

媽的，他當然是個好哥哥

- Boom motherfucker.

- 去他媽的 boom

- Hey guys I'm Chris, thank you so much for watching

- 大家好我是Chris，謝謝你們這麼支持

Truth or Drink, I actually played it with my family.

真心話或喝一杯，事實上我也跟我家人玩過

Didn't go so well though, we don't

沒有進行得非常順利就是了，

talk to each other anymore.

我們再也沒有和對方講過話了。

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I think that's it, back to you Phil.

我想就是這樣了，鏡頭交還給Phil