(upbeat music)

（音樂）

- Oh, oh, bro, you're sitting on my hair.

噢，老兄，你坐到我的頭髮囉

- Oh, sorry.

噢，抱歉啊

- You, too.

還有你也是

- Oh, sorry.

噢，抱歉

(heavy breathing)

（急促呼吸、喘息）

- Yeah, that's good.

恩，很舒服

- Can just, just, ow, just put this way off.

但你能不能，呃，把這撥走

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good.

恩恩，對，這樣好

Oh, okay. Oh.

喔喔，好，噢

- You're, you're stuck.

你被我頭髮卡住了

It's stuck, it's stuck.

卡住了，卡住啦

- Hey, I think it's caught on me.

嘿，我覺得真的卡的滿緊

- I just need you to hold it.

我需要你抓我頭髮

Can you just hold it to that side, okay?

你能不能就抓這邊（不要再讓頭髮影響我們興致），好嗎？

(whistles)

（口哨聲）

Girl, do you have a hair tie I can borrow?

嘿女孩，能不能借我綁頭髮的呢？

Thanks.

謝啦

(music stops)

（音樂停止）太小圈...

Thanks.

還真是謝謝喔

(upbeat music)

（音樂）

(water running)

（沖水聲）

- Whose hair is everywhere?

地板到處都是頭髮，誰的啊

- It's not mine.

不是我的喔

That could be anyone's.

每個人都可能會掉頭髮啊

(whistles)

（口哨聲）

["Whip My Hair" By Willow Smith]

（薇洛・史密斯的甩髮歌）自己甩到脖子扭到...

(upbeat music)

（音樂）

- Yeah, hi, is this the front desk?

嗨，請問是櫃檯嗎？

Could I get 17 more bottles of shampoo?

能再給我 17 瓶洗髮精嗎？

Thanks.

謝謝

(whistles)

（口哨聲）

(sighs)

（嘆氣）

(pees)

（上廁所）把長髮纏在脖子

- Oh, you got a hair stuck here, babe.

寶貝，你這邊頭髮卡住了

- Ow, okay, it's still attached to my head!

重點是這根還連在我頭上啊

- Hey, Lil?

嘿莉莉

- Hm?

怎麼了

- They actually want your hair in a ponytail for today.

他們說想要你今天綁馬尾

I thought that you should know.

我覺得你應該需要知道，所以先告訴你

- Fine.

好啦

(pills rattle)

（藥丸滾動聲）

- [Friend] Hey, Lil, you ready to go?

朋友：嘿莉莉，準備出發了嗎

- Yep.

好哦

Done.

完成了

- You kind of look like the girl from the Ring.

你好像《七夜怪談》裡的女生（貞子）

- Well, this did take me seven days.

好吧，要把頭髮弄的這麼柔順的確也是花了七天啦

- Hey, babe.

嘿寶貝

- Hey.

嘿

- Oh, your hair's wet.

噢，你頭髮濕濕的

- Oh, yeah, I washed it yesterday, so.

對啊，我昨天剛洗頭...（到現在還沒乾！？）

Ew, ew, ew!

好噁好噁好噁

(blows)

（吹）原來不是蟑螂，是頭髮...

- Babe, I love you.

寶貝，我愛你

- Oh, you're on my hair.

噢，你躺在我頭髮上了

- Oh.

噢

- Yeah, can you move?

恩啊，你能挪過去點嗎

- Oh, okay.

噢，好

- Sorry, yeah.

抱歉

A little bit further.

還要再過去

- Okay, that's...

恩恩，差不多了

(hair tie snaps)

（髮圈斷了）

(impact sound)

（撞擊聲）

- And in addition to all of that,

除了上述所說

my hair also gets stuck in my butt crack.

我的長髮還常常卡到我的屁股縫

If you like this video, give it a big thumbs up.

如果你喜歡這部影片，請給它一個大大的讚

Comment below letting me know, can you relate?

在底下留言處讓我知道，你是否感同身受

Do you have long hair, short hair, what's up?

你是長髮還是短髮還有近來如何

Check my last video right over there.

右上方可以看看我上一支影片

You can check out the bloopers and my second channel

你也可以看漏網鏡頭和我的第二頻道

right over there.

在右下方

And make sure you subscribe because I make new videos

還有，確認有沒有訂閱我的頻道，因為我

every Monday and Thursday.

每週一和週四都會發新影片

One love superwoman.

唯愛女超人

That is a wrap.

這就結束啦

And, zoop!

掰掰！