Yo, stop watching immediately and go grab your parents.
And watch it with them, because they're gonna like this video.
Welcome everyone to super woman.
Hello kids and parents, uncle, auntie. How are you?
My name is Lilly and I'm the person your child watches on the Youtube.
And don't worry, I don't do the shame things, okay.
I only teach your children wonderful things.
There's nothing to deny.
We're just friends.
What the eff? Who did that transition?
Turn that off.
No, that, that wasn't even me. No.
That was, that was Mindy Kaling.
Now kids claim their parents are full of double standards.
Which they are.
Huh?
But really, kids are equally as annoying.
Because kids also have massive double standards.
Good.
Subscribe.
Can we be real for a second? Let's be real.
Everything kids complain about regarding their parents, they completely accept when it comes from their best friend.
Let's take a look.
Oh my god Jessica, check out this abandoned warehouse.
I'm gonna shoot that tonight, at midnight.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's gonna be sick.
Huh? Oh Lilly, that sound very dangerous, okay. I don't want you to go.
Mom stop nagging me.
God.
Dumb head.
Whoa, Lilly, are you really gonna post that picture without a filter?
That's dangerous for your theme.
Oh my god, you're right.
Yeah.
That was a close one! Thanks girl.
You're welcome.
Oh Lilly, I just follow you on Instant-gram.
Oh, really?
You did?
Huh.
Hey Jessica, are you not following me on Instagram?
I am. Wait. Am I not? That's so weird.
Yeah.
There.
(sad music)
What the bloody, eh I see you post this picture two minute ago.
Working out in my Calvins.
Mm-Hmm.
Who the bloody hell is Calvin?
Mom, can't you see I'm busy?
Oy, do you want to get slapped in your Calvin?
Mom, I have so much work to do.
Uh-Huh.
(laughing)
How about paying rent in your Calvin?
Leave me alone. You're gonna make me fail.
(phone ringing)
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Lil.
Hey, I'm a bit busy. I have a massive project due tomorrow.
I haven't even started.
Oh. Well, I just fought with Derek.
(papers falling)
Tell me everything.
Yeah, he's like he doesn't like that my hair and eyebrows don't match.
Uh huh.
Thanks for the shirt, mom.
No problem.
Lemme see if it fits.
Turn around.
Huh? Turn around? I give you bloody birth.
Just turn around.
Oy. I cleaned your poo poo.
Ew, can you just turn around, you perv?
Oy, you listen to me okay? I bloody push you through my body.
I am not changing in front of you.
Eh.
Turn around, yo, turn around.
Thanks for the shirt, Jess.
Of course.
Let me try it on, see if it fits.
Girl, your boobs are on point.
Aw, thanks girl. You know, my bra's just padded.
Feel it, it's so soft.
Okay. Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Right?
- Honk. Oh my god, I am so jealous. - Right?
But you know what, my butt has grown a little bit, so, that's good.
What? Let me see girl, turn around.
Okay.
Slap it.
(slapping)
Ah.
(slapping)
Ah, ah, ahhh.
You know what, dad, I'm sick of you treating me like a kid, okay?
Oh Lilly, watch your attitude, okay?
Fine.
So annoying.
Okay Jess, can you stop treating me like a kid?
Wow, okay.
Watch your attitude.
Oh my God, you're right.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I feel like this one's gonna be just like the first one.
See? Kids are annoying.
You know, when you're younger, you think your parents don't know anything.
And they're stupid, and your friends are everything.
But trust me when I say, as you grow older, you'll realize your parents are wonderful, and you should not take them for granted, and you should make time for them.
(phone ringing)
So treat them well.
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