>>YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SHE

SHOWED A LOT OF POTENTIAL.

>>NO, I DIDN'T LIKE HOW

NON-COMMITTAL SHE SOUNDED

ABOUT LONG-TERM PLANS.

>>YOU'RE SO HARD ON EVERYONE.

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

>>COME IN!

>>HI.

>>OH.

HELLO!

YOU MUST BE JOEL BRIGHTON.

>>YES, THAT'S ME.

>>HI, I'M RICHARD.

>>HI.

>>I'M RENEE.

>>HI, PLEASURE TO

MEET YOU BOTH.

>>YEAH.

NOW JOEL, RICH AND I HAVE

INTERVIEWED A LOT OF PEOPLE

TODAY TO BE OUR ANNOYING

THIRD WHEEL FRIEND.

>>YES WE HAVE.

>>YES.

MAY I HAVE A SEAT?

>>OH ABSOLUTELY.

>>YEAH.

>>GO AHEAD.

>>HM.

>>SO JOEL, WHY DO YOU

THINK YOU WOULD BE A

GOOD THIRD WHEEL FRIEND?

>>WELL, I'M VERY CONFIDENT

IN MY ABILITIES.

>>MHM.

YOU HAVE SOME IMPRESSIVE

REFERENCES FROM SOME

NOTABLE THIRD WHEELS.

SOLANGE KNOWLES,

PRINCE HARRY.

OH, THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE,

RON WEASLEY.

>>OH WOW!

>>NOT BAD!

>>HOW DID GET HIM?

>>WE HAVE A FACEBOOK GROUP.

>>OH THAT'S GREAT.

THAT'S GREAT.

AND IT ALSO SAYS ON YOUR RESUME

THAT YOU RECENTLY LEFT A

JOB AS AN ANNOYING FIFTH WHEEL.

WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

>>I JUST WASN'T BEING

CHALLENGED ENOUGH.

I ALWAYS FELT OVER INCLUDED

LIKE EVERYONE ACTUALLY

WANTED ME TO BE THERE.

>>[LAUGHTER]

>>WELL THAT WON'T

BE HAPPENING HERE.

>>OH, NOT AT ALL.

>>NOT AT ALL.

>>NOT AT ALL.

>>WONDERFUL.

WONDERFUL.

>>OH GREAT.

WELL JOEL HOW ABOUT

WE RUN THROUGH SOME

POTENTIAL SCENARIOS, OKAY?

NOW YOU'RE MAIN RESPONSIBILITIES

WOULD CONSIST OF TAGGING

ALONG ON OUR OUTINGS.

>>RIGHT.

RIGHT.

SO IF WE SAID,

"HEY JOEL, WE'RE GOING TO

"GO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT?"

>>I LOVE FERRIS WHEELS!

LET'S GO!

>>GREAT!

>>THAT WAS GOOD.

>>GREAT!

YES.

NO, I LOVE HOW YOU

MISINTERPRETED OUR

STATEMENT AS AN INVITATION.

>>YEAH.

>>I THINK THAT REALLY CONVEYS

YOUR PATHETIC SENSE OF

CONFIDENCE IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

>>RIGHT.

>>YEAH.

YEAH.

>>IT MAKES US FEEL LIKE

WE'RE DOING YOU A SERVICE,

WHICH I THINK IS KEY TO ANY

THIRD WHEEL FRIENDSHIP.

>>VITAL.

YEAH, OKAY.

A NEW SCENARIO.

LET'S SAY WE'VE ALL JUST

FINISHED DINNER AT OUR HOUSE

AND I TURN TO RICH AND SAY,

"HEY HONEY,

"WHY DON'T WE WATCH A

ROMANTIC MOVIE TOGETHER?"

>>SOUNDS GREAT.

>>WELL I ALREADY

BROUGHT THE VOW!

>>OH WOW.

HE'S PREPARED.

>>BOY SCOUT RIGHT HERE.

>>WOW.

WOW.

JUST CAME WITH IT.

>>SO WE JUST FINISHED THE MOVIE,

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

THANK US FOR DINNER,

GET YOUR COAT?

>>ACTUALLY I'M FEELING

A LITTLE PECKISH.

I MIGHT JUST CHECK YOUR FRIDGE.

>>HM.

>>NICE.

I LIKE HOW YOU'RE STILL

EATING OUR FOOD EVEN

THOUGH WE JUST FED YOU.

>>MHM.

>>YOU'RE REALLY COMMITTED

TO NOT LEAVING US ALONE.

>>WELL, I'M ALONE MOST

OF THE TIME AND I HATE IT SO

I FIGURE WHY WOULD YOU

TWO WANT TO BE ALONE?

>>YES!

>>WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

>>YES!

LAYING ON THE GUILT.

>>YEAH.

>>I LOVE THAT.

>>WOW.

>>YES.

KEY.

>>IT'S A GIFT.

>>OH WOW.

OKAY JOEL, HOW ABOUT WE GO

THROUGH ONE MORE SCENARIO.

>>YEAH, OKAY.

>>NOW, HOW COMFORTABLE

ARE YOU WITH PDA?

>>OH, VERY COMFORTABLE.

>>SO, THIS WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU?

>>OH YEAH, NOT AT ALL.

>>MAYBE IF YOU WALKED

IN ON US EMBRACING?

>>YEAH, OKAY.

>>WELL I CAN'T READ SOCIAL CUES,

SO I'M FINE WITH IT.

>>TAKE IT UP A NOTCH?

>>YEAH, YUP.

>>OH, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!

THANKS FOR SHOWING ME

THE FUTURE I'LL NEVER HAVE.

>>WOW!

>>WONDERFUL!

>>THAT WAS GOOD WORK.

>>WONDERFUL!

>>WORK WELL.

>>YES.

NO, THE HUG,

I THINK THAT TOOK IT

A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

>>THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN

MISSING SOME POORLY

TIMED PHYSICAL CONTACT.

LOOK AT THAT.

LOOK AT THAT.

>>YES!

NO.

NOW, NOW, RICH,

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT UM,

I COULD ACTUALLY FEEL THE

SPARK OF OUR LOVE DIMINISHING.

>>COULD YOU FEEL THAT?

I COULD FEEL THAT.

>>I COULD FEEL THAT-

YOU COULD FEEL THAT?

>>YEAH.

>>OH THAT'S GREAT.

>>YOU FLATTER ME.

>>OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

NOW JOEL, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US

WHILE WE DISCUSS OUR OPTIONS?

>>OH YES, OF COURSE.

>>YEAH.

>>OKAY, GREAT.

GREAT.

>>IT'S REALLY-

>>YEAH?

>>JOEL WE WANT TO

BE ALONE RIGHT NOW.

>>WE ARE ALONE.

>>[APPLAUSE]

>>WELL DONE, JOEL.

>>WELL DONE.

>>YOU'VE GOT THE JOB!

>>OH YES.

>>THANK YOU.

>>PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS.

>>OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>>WE DID IT HONEY!

>>OH!

SO WHEN DO I START?

>>I GUESS NOW IS

AS GOOD A TIME AS-

>>SELFIE!

>>HE'S REALLY GOOD.

>>YEAH.

>>DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEO?

>>I DID.

>>HOW ABOUT YOU

VIEWERS OUT THERE?

DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEO?

>>I DID.

>>WELL, TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.

>>YEAH, COMMENT BELOW AND

TELL US ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU

WERE THE AWKWARD THIRD WHEEL.

>>AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE.

>>I DID!

>>IT'S GREAT.

>>GOING ABOVE AND

BEYOND RIGHT NOW JOEL.

>>THANKS GUYS!

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING AFTER THIS?

>>[SIGHS]

>>MAKING THAI?

MAYBE SOME ZA?

>>NO ONE SAYS ZA.

>>DO THEY NOT?

>>NO ONE.

>>MAY MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.