Hey, babe! Here's your half-caf mocha latte, just the way you like it.

嘿寶貝！我買了妳喜歡的一半正常一半無咖啡因的摩卡拿鐵

Thank you.

謝謝你

Awww that's so cute! He knows exactly what you like.

喔真的貼心！他知道妳喜歡什麼耶

Of course! He's my oppa.

當然啦！他可是我的歐爸

Right? Oppa?

對吧，歐爸？

Umm hmm.

沒錯

The "Big Brother" Complex - Western

歐爸情結 - 西方

Hey, Yi! I got you a coffee to help you stay awake while we study.

嘿！Yi！我幫妳買了杯咖啡，這樣妳就有精神和我們一起讀書了

Oh wow, that's so thoughtful.

噢！你真貼心！

Aww, that is so cute! You know, you guys will make the cutest couple!

喔！他好可愛啊！你們知道嗎，你們兩個在一起一定超可愛！

What, Dan? No way! He's like my older brother, man! Right, bro? Pound it!

蛤？和 Dan 在一起？不可能啦！他就像是我的哥哥一樣，對吧老兄？擊拳！

Blind Date/ Fix Up - Western

相親 - 西方

- Oh, and he has the cutest dog! - No!

- 喔，然後他有一隻超級可愛的狗！- 真的假的！

His name is Milky, you're gonna love him.

他叫做 Milky，妳一定會超愛他

Hi, ladies! How you're doing?

嗨小姐們！妳們好嗎？

Oh hey Dan! Dan, this is Felicia. Felicia, Dan.

喔嘿 Dan！Dan，這是 Felicia。Felicia，這是 Dan

Bye, Mia!

掰啦 Mia！

So uhh, she's told a lot about you.

所以...她跟我說了許多你的事

Blind Date/ Fix up - Asian

相親 - 東方

Dan, I want you to meet Mrs. Huang's daughter.

Dan，這是黃小姐的女兒

Mia, this is Dan.

Mia，這是 Dan

Nice to meet you.

很高興認識你

Hi, Mia.

嗨 Mia

So, Mia here, she's very smart. She's a violin virtuoso, and she's in the law school!

Mia 呢，她非常的聰明。她是個小提琴家而且她還是讀法律的！

Mia, Dan is pre-med!

Mia，Dan 是念醫學預科！

We should all go to dinner, yea?

我們應該全部一起去吃晚餐，好嗎？

Yea, let's go! Let's go!

當然，一起去吧！走！

I guess we should...go?

我猜我們也要跟上...吧？

I guess.

我想是吧

Getting To Know Each Other - Western

認識彼此 - 西方

Hey, Dan!

嘿！Dan！

Hey, Felicia!

嘿！Felicia！

- How're you doing? - Good!

- 妳最近好嗎？- 很好啊！

Very nice to meet you.

很開心可以見到你

Did you find this place okay?

妳還喜歡這裡嗎？

Yea, this is super cute!

嗯這裡很棒！

Getting To Know Each Other - Asian

認識彼此 - 東方

Hey Yi, thanks so much for coming out. I'm having such a great time.

嘿！Yi，謝謝妳願意跟我出來，我玩的很開心

Yes, this is totally fun.

對啊，超好玩的

We should uh..do it again some time.

我們應該下次再出來玩

Yea, your friends are cool too!

對啊，妳的朋友都超酷！

I know, aren't they great?

對啊，他們很棒吧？

Outfits - Western

穿著 - 西方

(Realizing wearing the same clothes)

(發現撞衫了)

- I think I have a vest in my car I'll probably go grab it. - I think I have another sweater in the office I'm gonna go get it.

- 我車上好像有一件背心我回去拿一下- 我辦公室好像有另外一件毛衣我回去換一下好了

Outfits - Asian

穿著 - 東方

(Realizing wearing the same clothes)

(發現撞衫了)

- Why are you so cute! - You're so cute! You're too cute!

-妳也太可愛了吧！-你也是啊！-妳才是！

We both are cute!

我們都可愛

Wing Woman/Man - Western

幫朋友脫魯 - 西方

Hey, you wanna go talk to them over there?

嘿，要不要過去跟她們說話

Yea, let's go.

好啊！走吧！

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!

維多莉亞的秘密時裝秀！

Hey, ladies! Have you met Dan?

嘿！小姐們！妳們見過 Dan 了嗎？

Wing Mom - Asian

幫小孩脫魯 - 東方

Oh my gosh! Are you okay?

我的天啊！您還好嗎？

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字呢？

Uh Dan.

呃...Dan

- Dan, meet my daughter Mia. - Mom, are you okay?

- Dan，這是我的女兒 Mia - 媽，你還好嗎？

Mia, this is Dr. Dan. Mom out.

Mia，這位是醫生 Dan。媽先走一步了

- Ehh hi. - Hi.

- 呃，妳好啊 - 嗨

Ehh, Dr. Dan. I mean, Dr. Chen. I mean, Dr. Dan Chen.

呃，我是 Dan，我是醫生。我是說，陳醫師。不對，正確來說應該是醫師 Dan Chen

Ask Them Out - Western

約女生出去 - 西方

Ohh, sorry!

噢，抱歉！

Thank you.

謝謝你

No problem.

不客氣

Hey, are you new here?

嘿，妳是新來的嗎？

Ehh yeah, emm I'm from Australia. This is my first day.

對啊，我從澳洲來的。今天是我第一天上班

Oh, I'm Dan. Nice to meet you.

噢，我叫 Dan，很高興認識妳

Nice to meet you, I'm Felicia.

很高興認識你，我叫 Felicia

Yeah. Hey, if you need anything, let me know.

嘿，對了，如果妳需要任何幫忙可以跟我說

Yea! Well actually, this has always been crazy to figure out so that would be nice!

好啊！其實，熟悉新地方真的還蠻難的，所以你能幫忙的話就太感謝你了！

Well, I could show you around.

這個嘛，我可以帶妳到處走走認識一下環境

Yea? Okay.

真的嗎？好哇！

Yea, how about tonight?

對啊，今晚如何？

Sure.

當然好

Okay, and then maybe afterwards we can get a drink.

好，那之後我們或許可以去喝一杯？

Yea, that sounds nice.

好啊，聽起來不錯

Alright, maybe 7?

嗯，約七點如何？

Cool.

沒問題

Ok, it's a date.

好，這是約會喔

- Alright. - Alright.

- 好啊 - 很好

-Bye. - Bye.

- 掰 - 掰啦

Ask Them Out - Asian.

約女生出去 - 東方

Hi, I'm Yi. I'm new here, nice to meet you.

嗨，我叫 Yi。我是新來的，很高興認識你

Oh. Hey, I'm Dan. Nice to meet you.

噢嘿，我是 Dan，很高興認識妳

Nice to meet you, Dan.

很高興認識你，Dan

Yea, pleasure's all mine.

是我的榮幸啦

Alright, I'll see you around. Bye.

嗯好，那之後見囉，掰

Yea, see you around...

好的，之後見...

One Year Later

一年後

Two Years Later...

兩年後...

Hey Yi! So how's New York?

嘿！Yi！還喜歡紐約嗎？

I like it. I mean, Dan, I moved here two years ago. So...

很喜歡啊。我是說，Dan，我已經搬來這裡兩年了，所以...

Bye.

掰啦

Three Years Strong...

整整三年過去...

It's NOW or NEVER!

不現在行動就永遠沒機會啦！

Yi, I have to tell you something. I can't wait any longer.

Yi，我要跟妳說一些事，我快忍不住了

No, no, me first.

不，不，先聽我說

You have to come to my goodbye party tonight.

你今晚一定要來參加我的告別派對

What? Where are you going?

什麼？妳要去哪？

I'm actually getting transferred back to California.

我其實要被調回加州了

No... I have so much that I have to tell you.

不...我有很多事一定得跟妳說

Well then tell me tonight at the party, okay? I'm heading out right now, see you then.

那你今晚跟我說可以嗎？我現在必須出去，晚點見囉

(heartbroken)

(心碎)

Love Confession - Western

告白 - 西方

Hey, Yi!

嘿！Yi！

Hey, what's up!

嘿，怎麼了嗎

Hey, umm, this is gonna sound kind of awkward but I have to confess something.

嘿呃，聽起來可能有點怪但是我必須跟妳說件事

Shoot.

說吧

Well, we've been working for a while now, right?

這個嘛，我們已經一起工作一陣子了對吧？

And I have to tell you I have the biggest crush on you.

我想要跟妳說我真的很喜歡妳

Like massive.

超級喜歡

- Really? - Yea.

- 真的嗎？ - 對

Wow, why didn't you say something before?

噢，你之前怎麼沒提過呢？

Well, you know. I didn't know what your status was, if you had a boyfriend or not...

因為...妳知道的，我不太清楚妳的感情狀態，不知道妳有沒有男朋友了...

Ahh I see. Well, I'm glad you said something because I actually feel the same way.

喔我懂了，很高興你能跟我說因為我其實也喜歡你

Really? Wow. Umm, okay.

真的？喔，嗯，很好

How about we get something to eat outside of work some time?

那我們工作之餘可以一起去吃些東西？

Yea, I would like that.

當然，那會很棒

Awesome!

太好了！

Oh yea see you later.

喔好！那晚點見啦！

Love Confession - Asian

告白 - 東方

Mia, you're so lovely.

Mia，妳好可愛

Your hair is dark like black sesame.

妳的頭髮就跟黑芝麻一樣黑

Your eyes are so brown like a walnut.

妳雙眼的顏色就跟胡桃一樣

Your skin is so fair like a steamed bun.

妳的肌膚就跟剛蒸好的包子一樣白嫩

Huh, I'm getting hungry. Where is this going?

呃，我有點餓了。這是想表達什麼？

I wish I could write a poem that rhymes, but nothing rhymes for Mia except chia...seed.

我希望我能夠寫一篇壓韻的詩，但是除了奇亞 (籽) 沒有其他字是跟 Mia 押韻的

This cactus is for you because you are beautiful and resilient like a cactus.

送妳這棵仙人掌，因為妳就跟仙人掌一樣美麗又堅忍

May you always be prickly only to be gazed upon from a distance.

希望妳一直都充滿著刺 (保持強勢)讓妳只可遠觀而不可褻玩焉

This is the weirdest note that I've ever gotten.

這是我這輩子收到最怪的紙條

WHO left this for me?

到底是誰留給我的？

Dan, was that you?

Dan，是你嗎？

Ummm maybe?

嗯...可能喔？

But how did you know that cactus was my favorite plant?

但你怎麼知道仙人掌曾是我最喜歡的植物？

And chia seed pudding? Favorite breakfast!

奇亞籽布丁？那是我最愛的早餐！

What?

啥？

Yea, we're obviously meant to be together!

對啊，我們根本命中註定該在一起啊！

YES!

成功了！