"You know I'm about to leave, I have to go to an audition soon, I just-

「你知道的，我馬上要去試鏡了，我只是...

Where's my phone?!

我的手機在哪裡？

Oh my god, babe, I can't find my phone

天哪，寶貝，我找不到我的手機

I don't know where I had it last..

我不知道我上次用的時候，把它放在哪了

OH MY GOD, BABE! WHAT DO I D-"

天哪，寶貝！我該怎麼辦？」

Yes, I hate that a lot, I feel very stupid when that happens

對，我很討厭這個，每次這種事情發生，我都覺得蠢爆了

But even more than that, I hate it when I hear women say things like this:

但除此之外，我更討厭聽到女生說這些：

"I'm not like other women"

「我跟其他女生不一樣」

Or this:

或這個：

"I don't know, I just don't get along with women...like at all."

「我不知道，我就是沒辦法跟女生相處...完全無法。」

And I hate it because - that used to be me.

我會這麼討厭，是因為...我以前也是這樣

Other women used to intimidate me so much.

其他女生常常讓我倍感壓力

And even though I desperately craved their friendship and their acceptance.

雖然我非常渴望他們的友情，希望他們接受我

In my mind, they didn't think I was good enough.

但我總認為，他們覺得我不夠好

So I was like "Oh well, it's just so much easier to be friends with guys.

所以，我就覺得：「跟男生當朋友簡單多了。」

Women - I don't understand them. For some reason, we just aren't friends."

女生啊，我不了解他們，因為某些原因，我們就是沒辦法當朋友。」

The reason being that I never put any effort into talking or getting to know them at all.

這背後的原因是，我根本從來沒有花任何力氣去跟她們講話，或是去認識她們

And wrote off the entire gender as complicated and full of drama.

還貶低全部的女性，認為她們很複雜，又有很多小劇場

And this mentality ultimately fucked me out of knowing a lot of amazing women in my teens and my early 20s.

這種心態讓我在青少年時期，與二十幾歲的時候，完全錯過去認識那些傑出女性的機會

So, in the spirit of change, here are some women to actually watch out for:

所以，憑著改變的精神，以下這些是我們實際要去注意的女性

Miss Melissa Hunter, most notably known for adult Wednesday Addams,

Mellissa Hunter 女士，她最著名的就是在阿達一族系列中，演出成年的 Wednesday

has also done a Wolfgirl pilot on NBC and is now working with True TV on Small Victories.

也在 NBC 擔綱演出狼少女一角，現在與美國 True TV 合作 Small Victories 系列

Miss Beth Stelling is one of my favorite comedians.

Beth Stelling 是我最喜歡的喜劇演員之一

But not only that, she spoke up earlier this year about some sexual assault and abuse she endured.

但不只如此，她在前些時候自曝自己過去曾遭受的性侵害與暴力

And is now turning that tragedy into jokes in her stand-up set, which is beautiful and hard and I commend her for it.

現在，她把這個悲劇轉換成玩笑話，在她的復出時把這件事說出來。這是多麽困難又勇敢的一件事啊！我非常欣賞她做這件事

And finally, Miss Maggie Levin, my writing partner and director extraordinaire.

最後，Maggie Levin 小姐是我的寫作夥伴，也是位厲害的導演

She writes amazing fantasy screenplays and directs Rocky Horror every year.

她寫了很棒的劇本，也是每年洛基恐怖秀的導演

Plus she has like, this flat-faced dog named Spud. Oh, he's so cute, he just wheezes and he like, struggles to exist and it's a beautiful thing.

而且她還有一隻法鬥，叫做Spud。噢，他超可愛的，他喘氣的樣子，還有他努力討人愛的樣子，超棒的。

I love dogs now.

我現在超愛狗的

Uh, let me know which women I should watch out for down below or tweet at me

讓我知道哪些是我需要注意的女性，寫在下面，或是寄推特訊息給我

I'm Anna Akana. Stay awesome, Gotham.

我是 Anna Akana。超棒的！

I'd like to say thank you to Squarespace for sponsoring today's episode

我要感謝 Squarespace 贊助這一集

Squarespace is like, perfect if you need like, a website that's like, intuitive and easy to use and make.

Squarespace 非常棒！如果你自己需要一個網站，這個網站的使用非常直觀，好用，也很好架設

Because like, I don't know coding and that's like, hard sh*t, do you know what I mean?

因為我不知道怎麼寫程式，這超難的，你知道我在說什麼吧？

Plus, if you like, sign up for a year, Squarespace will like, give you a free domain, whaaaaaaaat?

如果你喜歡，可以註冊使用一年，Squarespace 會給你一個免費的網域，真是不敢置信～

You can go to the Squarespace.com/Anna website to like, sign up for a free trial and then you can use the offer code "Anna" for 10% off at checkout

你可以去 Squarespace.com/Anna 的網站，註冊就可以免費試用，你可以輸入優惠代碼「Anna」，在結帳時取得10%的優惠

That's "Anna" for 10% off at checkout. Thanks, bro.

這就是「Anna 10%優惠」，感謝！