Name: 應對中國致命煙霧的10個瘋狂的解決方案（第一部分）｜中國無刪改 (10 Insane Solutions to China's Deadly Smog (Part 1) | China Uncensored)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:41:24.000Z
Duration: 6 min 55 s

pollution solutions that will blow your mind.

China has some of the worst pollution in the world.

世界上最嚴重的汙染有一部份在中國

4,000 people a day die in China because of air pollution.

中國每天有四千人死於空氣汙染

Not including having your organs harvested.

“It’s as if every man, woman and child smoked 1.5 cigarettes

「這就如同每個男人、女人和小孩

Doesn’t help that China has a smoking problem either.

而中國的菸害問題只是雪上加霜

smaller than even individual particles of pollen.

These PM 2.5 particles are mainly coming from coal.

這些 PM 2.5 粒子主要來自於煤炭

幾乎等同於世界上其他國家的總和

Uncle Nicky’s Coal emporium and Fun House.

So what’s being done to solve the problem?

所以中國做了什麼來解決這個問題？

Well, there are a lot of...um, brilliant...ideas.

Sure, the deadly air pollution caused by unregulated factories

當然，不受規範的工廠和毫不節制的燃煤

But factories and coal plants make money!

So the government banned outdoor barbecuing instead.

但假如一開始沒成功 [北京再次禁止烤肉：範圍延伸至郊區]

A Dutch artist has worked with China to design this:

一位荷蘭藝術家和中國合作設計了這個：

It’s essentially a giant vacuum that sucks in pollution

它基本上就是一個用來 吸收汙染的巨型吸塵器

Here, honey, I got you this ring made of smog

親愛的，我買了霧霾做的戒指給你

在這個地球上最壓抑的其中一個社會中

in one of the most repressive societies on the planet—

spraying chemicals that will freeze pollution

撒下能讓汙染物結冰的化學物質

and allow it to fall gently to the ground.

然後讓汙染物輕輕的飄落到地上

And onto the faces of an unsuspecting populace.

Cars and factories are some of the biggest sources of pollution.

汽車和工廠是最大的汙染源之一

But getting rid of them would be way too heavy-handed.

Except when you want to look good internationally!

除非你希望在全世界 面前展現最棒的一面！

It’s like how you really only clean the house

was inspired to make a documentary about pollution

after her daughter was born with a tumor.

柴靜因而受到啟發 決定拍一部關於汙染的紀錄片

When the world’s on your case for spewing out so much pollution

當全世界都因為你 出口太多污染而針對你

Stuff cotton balls into your air monitoring equipment.

在你的空氣監測器裡面塞棉花球

Because then, how will anyone know there’s pollution, mwhaha.

因為這麼一來 就沒有人知道有汙染了哇哈哈

It’s like how you’d spray water on a baseball diamond

a geoengineering researcher from Zhejiang

一位浙江和北卡羅來納州立大學的

Wow, his Photoshopping is even worse than Chinese officials’!

哇，他修圖的技術比中國官員還糟！

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