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  • [theme music]

  • [Gaby giggles]

  • A: This was fun, right?

  • G: Yeah, dressing like each other is the perfect way to never have to buy costumes.

  • Actually, please put everything you're wearing directly in the washing machine.

  • [sighs] Fine, but honestly, I think I look super cute as you.

  • I sort of feel like I've never looked better.

  • [distorted voices] I'm Allison Raskin, I'm Gaby Dunn.

  • [grunts]

  • OHMYGOD, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod.

  • Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod.

  • Why am I freaking out?

  • Because you're trapped in my body!

  • Oh man!

  • This is the best!

  • Huh, I thought you'd be more flexible.

  • I have to stretch first.

  • Ohmygod, how did this happen?

  • Huh, I always thought your voice was so whiny because of its vocal quality,

  • but I guess it really is just the inflection.

  • Why are you not freaking out?!

  • This is insane!

  • Meh, I've seen weirder stuff.

  • Hey, now I can wear halter tops!

  • What are the rules of consent here?

  • Put my hands down.

  • We have to fix this. I can't walk around in a body that exudes sex!

  • It's too much pressure.

  • I've got it, I know how to fix this!

  • Tell me.

  • We have to have sex with ourselves.

  • Which in this case means have sex with each other.

  • Gaby, are you serious?!

  • Yeah.

  • That's the dumbest thing that has ever come out of my mouth.

  • Come on...

  • Why else would we be given the opportunity of switching bodies if not to have the

  • one sexual experience no one else can have?

  • Damn I look good.

  • Gross.

  • Just because I'm you, doesn't mean I'm a taco-eating lesbian.

  • Of course not, but self love is universal.

  • Hard pass.

  • Alright.

  • Stop.

  • Where are you going?

  • To experience the world as you.

  • And see if I can still get a lot of attention as me.

  • No! You're going to destroy my body!

  • Relax.. what can I possibly do to this fragile bird-like concoction?

  • Contract an STD, get a tattoo, touch the crossing button with your bare hand.

  • Well you can't keep me cooped up here for the rest of our lives.

  • At a certain point I'm gonna wanna dye your hair.

  • [groans]

  • You really think this is a weird sexual blessing and not a curse?

  • Would you ever lie to you?

  • Yes.

  • That's fair.

  • But I'm not lying.

  • I do have great skin.

  • Touch it.

  • Ohmygod, I'm back!

  • What!? NO, no, no, no, no!

  • Oh, this was obviously just a test for me to face my fears and go outside my boundaries.

  • No, it was so that I could finally have sex with myself!

  • I'm Abraham and you're Issac -

  • I've proved I was willing to do the unthinkable and then God, or whoever, didn't make me go through with it.

  • Such a weird biblical story, I can't believe I remember that.

  • I really need to shower.

  • urgh.

  • [Gaby groans] So close...

  • [theme music]

  • You're a tease, Gaby Dunn.

  • You're a goddamn tease.

  • Subtitles by the Amara.org community

[theme music]

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