[Gaby giggles]

A: This was fun, right?

G: Yeah, dressing like each other is the perfect way to never have to buy costumes.

Actually, please put everything you're wearing directly in the washing machine.

[sighs] Fine, but honestly, I think I look super cute as you.

I sort of feel like I've never looked better.

[distorted voices] I'm Allison Raskin, I'm Gaby Dunn.

[grunts]

OHMYGOD, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod.

Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod.

Why am I freaking out?

Because you're trapped in my body!

Oh man!

This is the best!

Huh, I thought you'd be more flexible.

I have to stretch first.

Ohmygod, how did this happen?

Huh, I always thought your voice was so whiny because of its vocal quality,

but I guess it really is just the inflection.

Why are you not freaking out?!

This is insane!

Meh, I've seen weirder stuff.

Hey, now I can wear halter tops!

What are the rules of consent here?

Put my hands down.

We have to fix this. I can't walk around in a body that exudes sex!

It's too much pressure.

I've got it, I know how to fix this!

Tell me.

We have to have sex with ourselves.

Which in this case means have sex with each other.

Gaby, are you serious?!

Yeah.

That's the dumbest thing that has ever come out of my mouth.

Come on...

Why else would we be given the opportunity of switching bodies if not to have the

one sexual experience no one else can have?

Damn I look good.

Gross.

Just because I'm you, doesn't mean I'm a taco-eating lesbian.

Of course not, but self love is universal.

Hard pass.

Alright.

Stop.

Where are you going?

To experience the world as you.

And see if I can still get a lot of attention as me.

No! You're going to destroy my body!

Relax.. what can I possibly do to this fragile bird-like concoction?

Contract an STD, get a tattoo, touch the crossing button with your bare hand.

Well you can't keep me cooped up here for the rest of our lives.

At a certain point I'm gonna wanna dye your hair.

[groans]

You really think this is a weird sexual blessing and not a curse?

Would you ever lie to you?

Yes.

That's fair.

But I'm not lying.

I do have great skin.

Touch it.

Ohmygod, I'm back!

What!? NO, no, no, no, no!

Oh, this was obviously just a test for me to face my fears and go outside my boundaries.

No, it was so that I could finally have sex with myself!

I'm Abraham and you're Issac -

I've proved I was willing to do the unthinkable and then God, or whoever, didn't make me go through with it.

Such a weird biblical story, I can't believe I remember that.

I really need to shower.

urgh.

[Gaby groans] So close...

[theme music]

You're a tease, Gaby Dunn.

You're a goddamn tease.

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