self conscious about my looks before.

這麼在意我的外表

Actually, that's not true.

不，那不是真的

*ominous* Middle school....

還有學校咧

*violin horror music plays*

大家好！

*child screams*

是的,我相信你們已經注意到了

Hey guys!

我也相信有人已經做過這個影片了

So, I'm sure you guys already noticed,

和我要說的幾乎是相同的事情

and I'm sure somebody has already made a video

因為我總是沒趕上流行趨勢

saying pretty much the exact same thing I'm about to say,

我對於任何事總是慢了一步

because I'm always late to every trend.

我不知道他們為什麼可以這麼快找到有趣的事

I'm late to everything.

像其他Youtuber

I don't know how people always find things out so fast

我不知道，也許我沒找到對的方向吧

like other Youtubers.

但是作為對流行趨勢都慢一步的人

Maybe I'm not looking at the right sights, I don't know.

我不禁注意到

But being the person that's late to every trend,

最近有超多的挑戰耶！

I can't help but notice

當我看到這個「木頭人挑戰」時

there are SO many challenges lately!

人們已經在做「安迪要來了～的挑戰」

By the time I saw the Mannequin Challenge,

然後當我看到那個挑戰時

people were already doing the Andy is Coming Challenge.

人們開始做「川普要來了～的挑戰」

And then when I saw that,

現在，他們做了「背包挑戰」！

people started doing the Trump is Coming Challenge

現在有非常多不同的挑戰

And now, they're doing the Backpack Challenge!

我覺得他們已經沒有任何意義了

There are SO many different challenges now,

像是人們為了挑戰而挑戰

and- and I feel like they're not organically made anymore,

你知道嗎？

like people are tryna force these challenges to be made.

真的很絕望很煩耶！

Y'know?!

抱歉各位，我意思是...

It's desperate and- and- and irritating.

這些挑戰本身沒有錯

Look, I'm sorry guys,

只是我有點酸葡萄...因為我每次都慢他們一步

there's nothing wrong with these challenges,

我總是在後面...

it's just, I'm- I'm just bitter because I'm always late to all of them.

但是，拜託！ 即使對於那些喜歡擁有所有最新趨勢的人來說

I'm always behind...

你得承認，最近真的有太多挑戰了

But, come on! Even for you people who have like been up to date with all the newest trends,

像是，我懂那個「安迪要來了～的挑戰」

you gotta admit, there's WAY too many challenges these days.

實際上

Like, I understand the whole Andy is Coming Challenge.

還蠻酷的

It was actually

之後的「川普要來了～的挑戰」

pretty cool.

現在，你是認真的嗎？

And then the Trump is Coming...

「背包挑戰」？

And now, are you serious?

現在已經達到人們會受傷的點了

The Backpack Challenge?

還有就是你正在摧毀不錯的背包耶

Now it's going to get to the point where people are going to get hurt.

「背包挑戰」？你認真的嗎？

AND you're destroying good backpacks.

在所有挑戰中，那是最糟糕的！

Like, seriously the BACKPACK CHALLENGE?

抱歉各位，我知道這是我最近最常見的留言了

Of all challenges, like, that is the worst one!

但是我不會去做「木頭人挑戰」

So, I'm sorry I know it's one of my most common comments these days,

事實上我不會再去做任何的挑戰

but I'm not going to be doing the Mannequin Challenge.

尤其是那些很蠢的「背包挑戰」

I'm not going to be doing anymore challenges, in fact.

原因很簡單，

Especially not those stupid backpack challenges.

我不會為這個趨勢出一份力

The reason for that is simple,

我不願意為這種在網路上發生的流行趨勢出一份力

I'm not going to contribute to the problem.

我不願意參與任何的挑戰了

I'm not willing to contribute to this epidemic that's happening all over the internet.

嗚嗚嗚啊啊

I'm not willing to participate in another challenge EVER AGAIN.

嗚啊啊啊啊啊

*Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles starts playing*

喔，我對不起大家

*music stops playing*

哦我的天，我們已經拍了15次了！

WO- WOooAH

對不起！

WUOAHHH

我不會為這個趨勢出一份力

*thud sound*

我不願意為這種在網路上發生的流行趨勢出一份力

*yelling in complaint*

我不願意參與任何的挑戰了

Oh, I am so sorry, everybody.

除非，當然，那挑戰是發生像某種後製後的影片？

OH MY GOD!

假設一下

F***!

那就完全沒關係

Dude, it was like 15 times we did this!

但是之後，不！會！有！挑！戰！了！

I'm sorry!

因為我知道

I'M COLD!

和我知道在看得大家

*crying*

你們也知道

What are you doing?

我們，

We did this all day!

作為新世代的一員，我們不僅僅是一群愚蠢的流行趨勢跟隨者

*yelling keeps going on*

我們不僅如此

Because I am not willing to contribute to the problem.

我們比那更好

I am not willing to- to contribute to this global epidemic that's happening all over the internet.

這是關於時間，我們向世界展示給大家知道真正的新一代是什麼

I am not willing to participate in another challenge EVER AGAIN.

通過這個立場，並說，「不會有再有任何的挑戰了」

Unless, of course, that challenge were to happen in like some sort of cutaway?

除了最後一個...

Let's say?

拿下他！

Then, that's perfectly fine,

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊！

but after that, NO MORE CHALLENGES!

Teehee!

'Cause I know,

嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚～乎

and I know that all of you guys out there watching,

1-2-3-4-1

you guys know as well.

靠, 那看起來像是炮彈耶

That, WE,

嗶-----

as millenials, we are so much more than a bunch of silly little trendy challenge-jumping bandwagoners.

哎喲!

We are more than that.

等等，我沒有發現到，門其實是關的

We are better than that.

It's about time we show the world how great millenials really are.

By taking a stand and saying, "No. More. Challenges."

Except for this last one.

*deep breath*

*yelling, laughing*

Get him!

AHHH!

Teehee!

*blooper music plays*

*buzzer sound*

OHWOOUH

*buzzer sound*

1-2-3-4, 1-

Dang, that looks like a cannonball.

*bleeped* F*ck!

*laughing*

Ouch!

*thud*

*THUD*

*THUD!*

Wait, I didn't know, I legit didn't know the door was like that close.

*blooper music stops playing*