and welcome to our language course part 3

歡迎來到語言小學堂第3集

today we are going to talk about

今天我們要講的是

some specific, very funny

好笑有趣的

words in Poland

波蘭小單字!

Interesting words in Polish!

好玩的波蘭文

by the way

順道一提

we are drinking this

我們在喝這個

TSINGTAO

青島

It means green island

意思是綠色的島

It's a beer from China

中國來的啤酒

I think

我猜

the most popular one in Continental China

這是大陸最熱門的啤酒

ok, that's it

就這樣

let's have a sip before

在開始前先喝一口吧

na zdrowie!

乾杯

So let's start from the word which is...

從第一個單字開始

FART

Fart

a fart basically

這字基本上

means

意思是

LUCK

幸運

I know it sounds like "fart"

我知道聽起來像「放屁」這詞

because actually

因為就連拼法

the spelling is even the same

都是一樣的

it's F-A-R-T

F-A-R-T

It's really fart

真的是放屁這單字

and the funny part is that

有趣的是

We found this one in Łódź right?

你在Łódź看到這單字的對吧

Yea, the first time I saw it

我第一次看到這單字

it was like a lottery shop

是在一間賣樂透的店

So it's writing all over the wall

整面牆上寫滿了

FART FART FART FART

FART FART FART FART

I was like

我就想

why this shop is saying fart that much?

為什麼這間店寫滿了「屁」

Even I think the fart with

我記得那標誌的邊邊

a cloud inside

形狀長得有點像雲

of this

像屁

and then I just took a picture

所以我跟這FART店拍了張照

while eating an ice cream with the fart shop

同時在吃冰淇淋

I know there is the taxi called "fart"

我知道有間計程車公司叫FART

Fart taxi

Fart Taxi

Just imagine

你想像

the guy from another country traveling

一個外國人來波蘭旅行

by this kind of taxi

英國人 美國人

UK or US and like

八成會覺得

WOW a Fart

哇屋 放屁

Poland is so opened

波蘭好開放

so obsessed with farts

波蘭對屁好痴狂

You fart/you fart

你放屁/ 好運

you fart/we fart

你才放屁/好運

We fart!

我們都放屁很好運!

btw

對了

all of these words are in this

今天所有的單字

chicken amazing board

也都寫在這美麗的咕咕雞板上

the other things are actually

下個單字是

what are you doing here?

你在做什麼

"check"

打勾

About the shop names

下個單字是關於店名

It's pretty funny here in Poland

在波蘭很好玩的是

that lots of shops got animal names

很多店都用動物來取名

especially the most popular one is

最有名之一的是

Biedronka

Biedronka

which is a ladybug

意思是小瓢蟲

and it has...

它有一個...

gay insect

同志小昆蟲

what?

對 呃什麼?

It's a gay bug!

他是同志小昆蟲

It's not a gay bug!

他才不是同志小昆蟲

It's so sad to be a biedronka

當瓢蟲很可憐欸

Because it's a LADY bug

因為他名字是Ladybug (直譯淑女蟲)

and what if you are a male

如果你是男生怎麼辦

LADY male bug

像這樣

with biceps

很壯有肌肉的瓢蟲

but with this "biedronka" body

但背後是可愛的瓢蟲身體

This is a pretty big one

這間超市滿大的

you can buy everything in there

你可以在那買各種東西

food, alcohol... anything

食物 酒類

vegetables

蔬菜

the other one which is smaller is

另外比較小間的是

Żabka

Żabka

which is a cute form from a frog

意思是小青蛙

a cute froggy

可愛的蛙蛙 對

a frog

呱

and it has a frog poster on it

然後當然招牌上有隻青蛙

yea like a cute froggy sign on it

對 有隻可愛的小青蛙在上面

and it's a smaller...

它比較小間

it's more like a 711 in Taiwan

跟台灣的711比較類似

yea, something like that

嗯類似

so it's open untill 11 pm

小青蛙開到晚上11點

so it's also like a convenience store basically

基本上就是便利商店啦

also something like that

另外類似小青蛙的店

a little bit bigger

比小青蛙規模大一點點的

is Małpka

是Małpka

Małpka is actually the same kind of shop as Żabka

Małpka跟Żabka基本上賣的東西差不多

Małpka is a cute little monkey

意思是可愛的小猴子

There is a poster

店外面的裝潢

outside the shop

總會貼一張海報

and it's a monkey like...

上面的猴子就像這樣

yea, with some shop stuff

對 拿著購物袋

with hot-dogs

不然就是拿著熱狗

because you can eat hot-dogs there

因為你可以在那買到現做熱狗

It looks so horny

看起來很情色

you hold it

你握著

it's just like...

他就像這樣

domestic violence

家暴

I know there is Mrówka

我知道還有一間店

I don't really remember what do the sell

我不太記得他在賣什麼

but I think it's some engineer stuff

大概是些工程的用品

or some things for building your house

一些建築器材

I don't know, some men's stuff

一些男人的東西 我還沒看過這店

Mrówka

Mrówka

which is an ant

意思是螞蟻

so does it have an ant logo on it?

所以招牌上有螞蟻嗎

I think yes

我想有

I think, I don't really remember

我真的不太記得了

but I think it's

但我印象中...

I don't see that so often but

這店不常見

It has this...

招牌上就是

working hat

一隻螞蟻戴著工程帽

holding some equipment

手上拿著一些工具

and walking to somewhere

我記得是這樣

SO CUTE!

好可愛哦

it's funny because

我覺得很好笑的是

you guys always say that

你們常常說

Asian culture is super cute

亞洲文化非常可愛

and also in Taiwan it's like

在台灣也是

in a metro

你去捷運站

you see the poster with pokemon

會看到神奇寶貝們在排隊

staying in a queue

等捷運的海報

yea but we don't see our

對 我們反而不會去注意到

own cute stuff in here

自己國家可愛的地方

and it's super cute in Poland

但其實波蘭超級可愛

yea, exactly!

對 沒錯

Everything is just so cute!

什麼都好可愛哦

even the dentist

就連牙醫

she was at the dentist's

她去看牙醫

in Łódź

在Łódź

and the dentist got a logo

牙醫的招牌

of a very very smiling tooth

是顆有著大大微笑的牙齒

and the other one

然後旁邊的那顆

it's like a mom and a baby

基本上就是媽媽跟小孩

both of them

他們兩顆

holding a toothbrush

都拿著牙刷

and cleaning themselves

在刷自己

SO CUTE!

好可愛哦哈哈

and we wre like:

我們那時反應是

this is soooo cute!

這好可愛歐

we have to go there!

我們一定要去這間看

and then we went there

然後我們就去了哈

So these are the "shops"

這些就是可愛的店名

and the other one is "food"

下一個是食物

I don't really find this funny

我不覺得這些很好笑

but she finds this super funny

可她覺得超級好笑

maybe you guys from taiwan will find this funny

或許台灣的大家會覺得有趣

for me it's not funny at all

對我來講一點也不好笑哈

It's a kind of obsession

其實這就像她的癖好

she says these words all the time to me

她常常在對我講這些單字

with no reason

無緣無故

so anyways about food...

總而言之 食物

we've got... starting from...

第一個單字

Kiełbasa

Kiełbasa

I don't know what's funny in this

我不知道這有什麼好笑的

which means a sausage

意思是 香腸

I don't know why it's funny

我不知道這有什麼好笑的

it just sounds funny

但就聽起來很好笑啊

The other one is

下一個是

Cebula

Cebula

which means an onion

意思是洋蔥

What's so funny?

哪裡好笑了

So...

像是...

Onion!

洋蔥!

Cebulowy (different form)

(波語不同文法時態)

Eh these cases...

這些時態吼...

So onion and sausage!

像是洋蔥和香腸!

Kiełbasiany (different form)

(又是不同文法時態)

It means...

意思是

Like, if you want to describe the taste for example

如果你想要形容味道

it's such an onion taste

洋蔥味好重哦

such...

Taki...

"taki" is...

像是...

"taki" is like "it's like"

Taki的意思是「就像是」

OK and the next one...

好 下一個是

Ser

Ser

The most common word right now

現在她最常講的詞

ser

總是在講Ser

all the time cheese cheese

「像是起司的味道!」

and even!

甚至

I'm just typing to her on messanger

我只是在聊天室寫訊息給她

and then

然後

with no reason the word

無緣無故

SER

Ser這詞就出現了

cheese

Ser

and I'm just...

我就很無奈

and then she's still continuing this

然後她還能繼續喔

like cheese cheese!

起司!起司!

So cheese!

起司的味道

Ryba

Ryba

It means a fish

意思是魚

So fishy!

像是魚的味道

If you want to describe the taste

如果你要形容味道的話

So if I want to say

所以如果我想說

you smell like fish

你聞起來像魚

Why!? Why!?

為什麼! 為什麼!

I'm not smelly!

我一點也不臭好嗎

I clean myself everyday!

我每天都有洗澡好嗎

You

你

are

是

a fish! (in a wrong way)

魚

(confused)

不對 這樣變成你是魚

Jesteś rybą (you are a fish)

(糾正文法中)

We will talk about cases later

我們之後再慢慢聊時態吧

It's a huge thing to do

這太困難了

and it's like

這是很大的問題欸

so problematic! For me to learn!

很難學

so so so?

所以勒

You smell like fish?

怎麼講 你聞起來像魚

But why you need this?

但為何你需要知道這句

I just want to learn it

我就是想學嘛

It's usefull

很有用

Like you smell bad?

像是 你聞起來很臭

Or you smell good?

還是你很好聞

No you smell like a fish

不 你聞起來像魚

Like exactly a bad smell

像臭魚 壞掉的魚

Bad? Yea

臭掉的 嗯哼

I don't know

我不知道

Maybe I should think about my personal smell

我是不是要關心下自己的體味

because of this talking right now

因為現在這話題...

I feel pretty sad

我覺得滿難過的...

Another one is

下個單字是

Pies

Pies

And the reason why she finds this funny

她覺得這單字有趣的原因是

because the spelling is like

因為這字的拼法

P-I-E-S

是P-I-E-S

which is like pies (cakes)

英文看起來像是派

And "pies" is a dog

Pies的波蘭文意思是狗

Pies means a dog

Pies是複數嗎

is it like plural or singular?

還是單數

No, "pies" is singular

Pies是單數

Psy is plurar

Psy才是複數

Ryby (fishes)

魚們

Psy (dogs)

狗們

Kiełbasy (sausages)

香腸們

Cebule (onions)

洋蔥們

Sery (cheeses)

起司們

But about "dog"

關於狗

because we went to

因為我們之前經過

a rich district or something like that

滿有錢的一個住宅區

And outside their house

在他們的房子外面

they put this dog sign

他們擺了個狗的標誌說

Like WARNING: DOG INSIDE

警告 內有惡犬

And with just writing like:

但波蘭文上面就寫著

PIES

PIES

And when she saw it for the first time

那是她第一次看到這單字

she was like what? Pies?

她想說 什麼?派?

They are selling pies?

他們在賣派嗎?

With "dog" sign on it

狗肉當內餡

Polish eat dog?

波蘭人吃狗肉嗎?!?!?!?!

I'm joking

我開玩笑的啦

Not funny haha

不好笑哈哈

Another one is

再來是

Actually 2 of them left

剩下兩個單字

No, three of them left

不對 剩下三個

And the first one is "pij"

第一個是Pij

Because it sounds like "pee"

因為聽起來像Pee (尿尿)

Like I pee

我尿尿

On you, on her

在她身上

You are so dirty!

你很髒耶

You smell like fish!

你聞起來像魚

Pij means like

Pij意思是說

If you want to say to your friend

如果你想跟你朋友講說

Just drink it

把它乾了吧

What is so funny?

有什麼好笑的

I don't know

不知道

Ok, another one another one

好 下一個

This one is pretty funny

這個滿好笑的

You pee!

你喝了吧/ 你尿尿了

This one is pretty funny

這個滿有趣的

It's Jaja

是Jaja

Jajo means an egg/Jaja means eggs

意思是雞蛋

And jaja

然後關於jaja

because we know that ja is yes

因為她知道Ja在德文裡

or tak in German

意思是「對、好」

So she's like JAJAJAJAJAJA!

所以她就會說：JAJAJAJAJAJA

JAJA!

JAJA!

So "jaja" means eggs

總之Jaja意思是雞蛋

Moje jaja! (My eggs)

Moje jaja! 我的蛋蛋!

Good

好

And the last one

最後一個單字

is

是

No

No

And "no" means "yes" in Polish

No在波蘭文意思是Yes

In the beggining

一開始

I was like

我想說

I mean

我是說

Yes means Tak

Yes的波蘭文是Tak

but in Polish

但是

we use also the word "no"

我們也可以用「No」這個詞

Is it like yes and yep?

是不是像是Yes跟Yep

It's like yep

比較像是Yep

So

所以

when I'm speaking to people

當我在跟別人講話時

sometimes people get confused

有時候他們會錯亂

Like: they want to say yes