Name: 蜘蛛人在現實生活中還會依然帥氣嗎? (Spider-Man In Real Life)
Uploaded: 2016-12-31T21:59:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 9 s

Peter Parker, what brings you into my office today?

Peter Parker，為何今天要來找我呢？

程度副詞

Well, I don't really know how to explain it.

我被一隻會發光的綠色蜘蛛咬到

然後從此之後我覺得自己很不一樣

我知道這可能讓人難以接受，不過沒錯，

you were bit by a glowing, green, radioactive spider.

你被一隻會發光的綠色輻射蜘蛛咬

We have to get you on treatment immediately.

我沒有在開玩笑。我是個醫生而且我很認真

Then how come after I got bit, I felt really lightheaded?

那為什麼在我被咬之後，我頭會這麼暈？

That's literally symptom number one of radiation sickness.

But then I passed out and I was clenching my covers really hard.

但後來我就暈過去了，然後我還緊抓著我的棉被

Do you think these are good things that are happening to you?

你覺得有這些症狀是件好事嗎？

醫生，醫生拜託聽我說，如果我生病了

Peter, these delusions of grandeur are side effects of very serious radiation sickness.

Peter，這些很厲害的幻覺都是嚴重輻射病的副作用啊

- Delusions?! Dude, I was just swingin' on a web,

幻覺？老兄，我剛剛才在蜘蛛網上盪來盪去欸

We live in Detroit, and I just saw you get out of a cab ten minutes ago.

我們住在底特律，然後我 10 分鐘前才看到你從一輛計程車裡出來

他很好啊，他剛剛還陪你搭計程車來欸

knowing that I am very much alive and well.

Finally, I can make a difference in the world!

We need to start an aggressive treatment plan,

and we cannot do that with you monkeying around my office like some kind of eight-legged monkey!

但是你這樣像隻有八隻腳的猴子在我辦公室裡到處亂爬一點幫助到沒有！

You kids always come in here with the exact same thing.

你們這群屁孩總是為了同樣的理由來找我

Do you think you're the first teenage, aspiring reporter

你覺得你是第一個有抱負的年輕記者

to come into my office with a radioactive spider bite?

進到我的辦公司告訴我你被輻射蜘蛛咬？

然後我不管是不是坎農造成的（註：坎農為製作蜘蛛人電影的公司）

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