Well, I don't really know how to explain it.

呃，我不知道該如何解釋

I got bit by this glowing, green spider,

我被一隻會發光的綠色蜘蛛咬到

and ever since then I've felt different.

然後從此之後我覺得自己很不一樣

Yeah? Different how?

是嗎？哪裏不一樣？

I feel better.

我感到更好

Oh yeah?

噢是嗎？

Stronger.

更強壯

Okay.

好

Faster.

更快

[Narrator] Pete, always remember,

（旁白）Pete，永遠記住

with great power comes great responsi...

能力越大，責...

You have radiation sickness.

你有輻射病

I'm sorry?

抱歉你說什麼？

I know it's hard to hear but yeah,

我知道這可能讓人難以接受，不過沒錯，

you were bit by a glowing, green, radioactive spider.

你被一隻會發光的綠色輻射蜘蛛咬

It's radiation sickness.

這就是輻射疾病

We have to get you on treatment immediately.

我們必須立刻讓你接受治療

That can't be true.

你在跟我開玩笑吧

It can be. I'm a doctor and it is.

我沒有在開玩笑。我是個醫生而且我很認真

Then how come after I got bit, I felt really lightheaded?

那為什麼在我被咬之後，我頭會這麼暈？

That's literally symptom number one of radiation sickness.

那的確是輻射病最顯著的症狀

But then I passed out and I was clenching my covers really hard.

但後來我就暈過去了，然後我還緊抓著我的棉被

Also a symptom.

也是症狀之一

Do you think these are good things that are happening to you?

你覺得有這些症狀是件好事嗎？

Doc, doc, listen. If I were sick,

醫生，醫生拜託聽我說，如果我生病了

then how come I can do this?

我怎麼能夠這樣？

(grunts)

（發出怪聲）

You just jumped a normal height,

你只不過是跳了一下

was that supposed to be impressive?

這樣很厲害嗎？

Now that I have these gifts,

我現在有這些天賦

I feel like I should combat evil.

我覺得我應該對抗邪惡

Peter, these delusions of grandeur are side effects of very serious radiation sickness.

Peter，這些很厲害的幻覺都是嚴重輻射病的副作用啊

- Delusions?! Dude, I was just swingin' on a web,

幻覺？老兄，我剛剛才在蜘蛛網上盪來盪去欸

through New York City!

在紐約市捏！

Oh my god! I'm doing it.

喔我的天！我太強了！

I'm webbing! Yes!

我在織網耶！屌！

We live in Detroit, and I just saw you get out of a cab ten minutes ago.

我們住在底特律，然後我 10 分鐘前才看到你從一輛計程車裡出來

You know what, with these abilities,

你知道嗎，有了這些超能力

I can avenge Uncle Ben.

我可以替 Ben 舅舅報仇啦！

Uncle Ben!

Ben 舅舅！

No!

不要啊！

What do you mean avenge Uncle Ben?

替 Ben 舅舅報仇是什麼意思？

He's fine, he was in the cab with you.

他很好啊，他剛剛還陪你搭計程車來欸

Goodbye Peter. Have fun at the doctor's

再見 Peter。好好看醫生啊

knowing that I am very much alive and well.

知道我可是活得很好的

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Peter?

呃 Peter？

I think I can do this.

我可以這樣

What are you doing?

你在幹麻？

Stop it.

停止

Finally!

終於！

Peter!

Peter！

Finally, I can make a difference in the world!

我終於可以改變世界了！

Peter, that's enough!

Peter，夠了！

You are very ill.

你病得不輕

We need to start an aggressive treatment plan,

我們必須開始積極治療你

and we cannot do that with you monkeying around my office like some kind of eight-legged monkey!

但是你這樣像隻有八隻腳的猴子在我辦公室裡到處亂爬一點幫助到沒有！

I knew you were gonna say that,

我就知道你會這麼說

because of my spider sense.

因為我的蜘蛛感這麼告訴我的

That's it, I'm done.

好了，我受夠了

You kids always come in here with the exact same thing.

你們這群屁孩總是為了同樣的理由來找我

Woah, wait, woah.

喔，等等，天啊

What do you mean, "You kids"?

你說的「屁孩」是指？

Do you think you're the first teenage, aspiring reporter

你覺得你是第一個有抱負的年輕記者

to come into my office with a radioactive spider bite?

進到我的辦公司告訴我你被輻射蜘蛛咬？

Hello, Doctor.

哈囉，醫生

Hello.

哈囉

What's all this, then?

那這一切是怎麼回事？

Are all the other ones British?

他們都是英國人？

Unfortunately, yeah.

呃，很不幸的沒錯

Well what about that guy?

那那個男的勒？

Hey Doc, I've been feeling a little--

嘿醫生！我最近感到一點...

You will never have radiation sickness.

你永遠都不可能會有輻射病

And I don't care if it is Cannon.

然後我不管是不是坎農造成的（註：坎農為製作蜘蛛人電影的公司）