Name: 常讓我崩潰的幾種朋友，但我還是愛他們(Most Annoying Types of Friends!)
Uploaded: 2016-12-25T22:00:00.000Z
Duration: 7 min 26 s

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So today, I'm gonna be talking about the most annoying types of friends.

今天要討論的是幾個讓人崩潰的朋友類型

現在進行式

And I know that sounds really bad, because you are calling your friends annoying.

我知道說自己的朋友很煩不太好

Every single friend of yours probably does at least one thing that annoys you, but,

你每個朋友都可能做出讓你覺得很崩潰的舉動，但是

You just look past it because, well, they're your friend.

你可能會忽略它，因為嘛，你們是朋友

Either that, or you haven't been friends long enough to see those traits come out,

要不然，就是你們不夠熟所以還沒看到他們的本性顯露

Annoying Ryan: You would know a lot about that, huh?

What are you talking about? I have friends.

Yeah, that's why you are talking to me right now.

噢是嗎，但你在跟我講話啊（註：暗諷萊恩沒朋友，只能跟自己的分身說話）

You talked to me first. That's why I'm talking to you.

是你先找我講話的，所以我才回應你

Yeah, but technically I am you, so you talked to you first.

但技術上來說，我是你的分身阿，所以我先跟你說話也不奇怪

你到底在這幹嘛？（還不快滾）

I'm annoying Ryan. I'm here to help with this video since you have no friends.

我是煩人的萊恩啊，我是來幫你的誰叫你沒朋友

但是你只有第二季（註：本尊說自己有很多朋友，但煩人的萊恩用雙關說他只有六人行《Friends》的第二季一片，沒有很多片）

Look. If you're gonna help, can you at least wait until we get to the examples?

聽我說，你想要幫忙的話也至少等我等一下舉例時再出現

I'm sorry, I thought we already started. Is this not the first example?

抱歉喔，我以為已經開始了。這不是第一種煩人的朋友嗎

Is this not not the whiny, annoying vlogger friend?

這不是愛抱怨、惱人的 vlogger 朋友嗎

As I was saying until I so rudely interrupted myself...

直到我被我自己粗魯地打斷，我剛剛說

I love my friends and I'm sure you guys love all of yours.

我愛我的好友們，我相信你們也是

這也是我們為甚麼將他們稱作朋友

But there's no such thing as a friend that's never annoying.

但要一個朋友從不會讓你崩潰也不可能

There's just friends that are significantly less annoying than others.

只有那種跟其他人比較起來不太煩的朋友

And today, we're going to be talking about those others.

而今天，我們就要來好好說說那些好煩的朋友

Here are the most annoying types of friends.

以下是最常讓人崩潰的幾種朋友

This is one of the most relatable, common ones there is. The bailor.

這是大家都能體會、最常見的。最後關頭喊停退出者

We all have that one friend who says they're always down to do stuff, and then they make plans with you,

我們都有那種朋友，宣稱自己很想做某件事，還和你一起計畫

And at the very last second, they tell you that they can't go, or they bail.

然後在最後一刻，他們跟你說：我沒辦法去了或老子不幹了

Oh, hey Greg. You want to go to the gym in a little bit?

Oh, my bad, dude. I-I can't go anymore-  I can't make it.

老兄，抱歉。我不能去啦，我有事

I have a- doctor's thing- appointment- conference.

The judger. Just like it says in the title,

This is the friend that literally judges you for everything that you do.

這就是那種你做什麼他都要評論的那種朋友

Woo- Seriously? You're gonna wear that on a date?

喔喔，你認真？你去約會穿這樣？

I mean, it's cool- I mean, it looks a little polka-dotty, though.

我是說，那衣服不錯，只是看起來好多點點喔

Dude, you should not be eating those. Those are so bad for you.

老兄，你不該吃那個，對你身體不好

Wait? Are you liking her photo? You just met her. That's so desperate.

等等，你在按他照片讚嗎？你才剛認識他耶，這樣讓人覺得你很飢渴

The passive aggressive friend. This is one of the most annoying types of friends in my opinion.

假後退真進攻者。我個人覺得這種最煩

They never, ever tell you exactly what they want to say or what they want to do.

他們就是從來不會告訴你他們其實想說什麼或做甚麼

They just hint at it so that you don't look like the bad guy, and they put it on you.

他們會稍微暗示你，不把你直接當作壞人但是其實默默貼標籤

I can't cause my car's in the shop, so...

So I mean, like, if you don't mind driving a little bit drunk. It's fine.

所以我的意思是，如果你們不介意我有點酒駕的話，沒關係的

So it's probably gonna be really uncomfortable for three people

所以我們三人坐進去可能會很擠

But it's cool because I could just throw my shoes out in the trash. I don't need them.

但沒差啦，我可以就把我的鞋們丟到垃圾桶讓你們坐，我不需要那些鞋子

Even though that's really not safe for my workplace.

即使穿拖鞋上班可能很危險就是

You know as long as you guys don't block my rearview mirror cause, you know, I can't see at night.

只要你們不會擋住我的後照鏡，你們知道，我晚上看不太清楚

I mean these friends pretty much speak a different language when it comes to time.

這些朋友在時間問題上，好像都在說別的星球語言

When a Lagger says  that they're 'leaving soon'

It means they haven't even started to get ready yet.

That means I'm on my way to get ready but I'm still 30 minutes from leaving

其實是他們有要準備出門，但是是三十分鐘後

And then when the Lagger says 'I can't seem to find you. Where are you?'

當他們說，都找不到你，問你在哪

That means they literally just showed up at that second.

The overly sensitive friend. This is the friend that takes every little thing so personally that-

過度纖細敏感者。這是那種總是把小事往心裡想的朋友

it get's to the point where you have to be careful what you say around them-

敏感到你跟他們說話時都要超級謹慎

and what you do around them since you don't want to offend them.

還有你的舉動，因為你不想觸犯他們幼小心靈

謝謝你們邀請我的縮寫（你們沒問我要不要去）

Oh, I mean, I was already with Derrick and we just passed by this Greek food place

喔，我剛剛已經跟德雷克在一塊，我們經過這希臘美食餐廳

Oh, so you guys were already hanging out without me. That's cool.

喔，所以你們剛剛早就出去，沒有揪我。好啊沒關係

Why? Because I'm Asian? So I only eat Asian food?

為何？因為我是亞洲人所以我只能吃亞洲食物？

齁，所以你意思是我不是純亞洲人

Look, Ok. It's not a big deal. We'll just drive back to the same Greek food place,

聽好，這只是小事。我們現在就開去剛剛那間希臘餐廳

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