Like Christmas

一點都不聖誕

Everywhere you go

不管你去到哪裡都一樣

Trump's elected as president

川普被選為總統

Science has projected

科學紛紛指出

Natural disasters, sunken cities

天然災害、城市淹沒

And less snow

還有少到不能再少的雪

It's not beginning look a lot

今年的聖誕節看起來

Like Christmas

一點都不聖誕

Extreme weather's in store

極端天氣紛紛出現

But the most normal site to see

不過或許逐漸習以為常的景象

Is a climate refugee

是一個氣候難民

Knocking on your door

敲著你家的門

Miami is flooded

邁阿密淹大水

Bangladesh is gutted

孟加拉為此不悅（諷刺：孟加拉因淹水聞名）

New York in December's plus ten (Celcius)

12 月的紐約竟然有 10 度（攝氏）

The coal is unleashed, atmosphere

重啟燃煤、空氣

Has decreased

變超糟

Burnt and frozen skin now is on trend

凍傷和曬傷正流行

And hurricanes have made it so

龍捲風肆虐

School never starts again

於是學校永遠不開學

Wait! I don't understand Celcius...

欸等等！我不懂攝氏是啥...

Only Fahrenheit

只懂華氏

Fake Christmas Tree

冒牌聖誕樹

You aren't environmentally friendly

你一點都不環境友善

Your pine is made of PVC

你的塑膠松木

Too many carcinogens for me

根本會讓我致癌

You might have thought "I'm saving trees!"

你可能想「我在拯救森林！」

But carbon emissions are three

但一棵冒牌聖誕樹的二氧化碳排放量

Times higher than a cut down tree

卻是砍掉一棵真樹的 3 倍

So get a real one immediately

所以拜託立馬買棵真樹吧

Guys!

大夥！

Did you ever know that reindeer

你知不知道

Have capillaries in their nose? (Like a lot!)

其實麋鹿的鼻子裡含有微血管（超級多！）

Using a thermal camera

只要一個紅外線相機

You would even see it glow (Literally!)

你就可以看到牠的鼻子亮晶晶 （我認真！）

All of the other reindeer

這首歌裡所有其他的麋鹿

Are female in this song

其實都是母鹿

Male reindeer shed their antlers in winter

公鹿鹿角在冬天會脫落

So the names in the song are wrong

所以這首歌唱得都是在唬人

The most important question of our time is

我們這世代最重要的問題是

Do you see what I see?

你是否能同理我？（是否看見我所看見的？）

No seriously!

真的，我沒在開玩笑！

Is your red the same red as my red?

你的紅跟我的紅一樣嗎？

Or is it green or blue?

還是你看到的是綠色，或是藍色？

Do you see what I see?

你是否能同理我？（是否看見我所看見的？）

This qualia is driving me insane

這種對事物特質的定義總是會讓我發瘋

'Cause perception happens in the brain

因為認知塑形於腦袋

Are experiences even the same?

經驗是否和認知一樣？

Oh black hole-y night

喔黑洞夜

You stop everything shining

你讓每個發亮的東西停止閃爍

Your gravity is too strong to let us see

你的引力強大到我們無法測度

Such compact mass

質量相當的你啊

Deforming space and timing

分解了空間與時間

Till you appear at the singularity

直到重回你的奇異點（指黑洞核心）

Crushing your bones

壓垮你的骨頭

The force will nearly kill you (YOU WILL DIE)

這個力量幾乎可以殺了你（你真的會死）

Your cells torn up, stretched out (YOU WILL DIE)

你的細胞會伸展扭曲、被撕裂（你真的會死）

A plasmic death

一個電漿噴流（註：黑洞所引起）造成的死亡

Oh well...

痾...嗯...

You're dead!

你已死！

Oh why did you go?

喔為什麼你要去呢？

In that black hole?

去到那無底的黑洞裡？