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  • Before I begin, I'd like to say that this video is extremely embarrassing...for me.

    在我開始前,我想先說:這個影片非常的令人尷尬...對我來說啦

  • I'm going to tell you some things that some of my closest friends don't know about me.

    我將要和你說一些連我最要好的朋友都不知道的,關於我的事情

  • So if you know me in real life, or if you're like my future boss or grandchild watching this, then please...

    所以,如果你認識我、是我未來的老闆或是我的孫子,在看的時候請...

  • All right, things that I do that adults probably don't do.

    算了,我所做的這些事情是大人不會做的

  • I close my closet door before I go to sleep every night.

    每晚,在我睡覺前,我都會先去關上衣櫥

  • Ok so this one is not super embarrassing, but why do I do this?

    很好,這一個並不會讓我感到非常困窘。但是...為何我要這這麼做呢?

  • I know monsters aren't real.

    我知道怪獸並不真實存在

  • Sometimes I'll already be in my bed, open my eyes just a tiny bit and see the

    有時在我已經上床後,張開眼睛,哪怕只有一點點,我看到了衣櫥中的黑色間隙

  • black void of my closet. Then I have to get up and close it.

    然後我都會起身去關衣櫥

  • It makes me uncomfortable, I don't know why, it's not like there's a monster in my closet

    這讓我感到不舒服,我不知道為什麼。這並不像是有一個怪獸在我的衣櫥裡

  • that's been waiting for like, 18 years for the one night I forget to close my door.

    等待了18年,只為了等待一個我忘記關上衣櫥的夜晚

  • I just don't like it open.

    我只是不喜歡它開著

  • Also I'm terrified of crossing streets.

    我也很怕過馬路

  • I will always speed walk across the street while checking both directions every two seconds.

    在我每兩秒確定一次雙向的車輛的同時,我都會快速穿越馬路

  • I think part of the reason why I'm afraid is because when I was little my

    我想我如此害怕的部分原因是因為

  • mom told me the way cars were made,

    在我還小時,我媽媽和我說過

  • drivers can''t see little kids. At all! Which I'm gonna want to call bull crap on that mom

    以駕駛員的視角是看不到小孩子的。就這樣!媽媽,我覺得你亂講

  • unless you're driving like, a monster truck.

    除非你開的車是像怪獸卡車這類的才看不到行人

  • So whenever I would cross the street and see a car in the distance,

    所以,每當我想過馬路,又剛好看到不遠處有車子時

  • I would have to run as fast as I possibly could, I didn't want to die so I

    我都會盡我所能地跑得越快越好,我不想死呀!

  • guess that fear stayed with me as I grew up

    所以我猜是恐懼一直伴隨著我長大

  • And I remember in high school some kids

    我記得在高中時,有些小孩

  • would walk across the street without looking both ways!

    在過馬路時,都不會先看兩邊的車子!

  • Not even a glance, they were just like,

    連輕輕一瞥都沒有,他們的態度就是

  • The car better stop for me,

    車子最好因為看到我而停下來

  • even if they're already going 50,

    即使他們的時速都已經逼近50了

  • It's their fault.

    這是他們的錯

  • So if me and you are ever walking together, and suddenly I start speed walking, you'll know why.

    所以,如果我和你有走在一起的時候,而我又突然開始加速行走,你就知道是為什麼了

  • I watch Minecraft videos and I don't even play Minecraft anymore.

    我看 Minecraft的影片,但我沒有再玩 Minecraft了

  • What happened was, is that I started watching them while I drew comics.

    結果就是,在我開始畫漫畫的時候,也開始觀看影片

  • I didn't feel like listening to music or netflix didn't have any good movies to watch.

    當我不想聽音樂或是netflix沒有任何好的電影可以觀看

  • I would watch the Minecraft videos specifically CaptainSparklez

    我會看 Minecraft,特別是CaptainSparklez

  • I don't know if any of you have heard of him,

    我不知道你們之中有沒有人有聽過

  • he's a pretty small gaming channel.

    他是一個小型的遊戲實況頻道

  • And I started watching more and more and I

    我開始越看越多

  • kind of got attached to the point where if I had no idea what to draw,

    而當我不知道可以畫什麼的時候,我也會從中找到靈感

  • I would still watch the Minecraft videos anyway

    無論如何,我會持續觀看Minecraft的影片

  • And I'll promise you right now that I watched them

    我現在就可以向你保證

  • CaptainSparklez while making this video.

    當我在製作這個影片時,也在看CaptainSparklez

  • Ok.

    好的

  • I talk to my dogs,

    我對著我的狗說話

  • or rather I talk for my dogs

    或是我為我的狗發聲

  • I give my pets certain voices and I talk to them in my voice and then

    我給了我的寵物們特定的聲音,而我會用我的聲音和牠們說話

  • respond for them in their voice.

    然後用牠們的聲音為牠們回答

  • And for some reason they're pretty mean to me...

    因為一些原因,牠們對我相當有敵意...

  • I have two dogs and they both make an appearance in this comic.

    我養了兩隻狗,牠們都在我的漫畫中有出現

  • This one named Papi,

    這隻叫Papi

  • Has a voice like this!

    牠的聲音是像這樣的!

  • And this one, Georgie

    而這隻,Georgie

  • Talks like this, hello!

    聲音是這樣:哈囉!

  • So a normal thing for me to do is...

    對我來說,很正常的一件事是...

  • Oh hi Papi! Hm hello!

    喔!嗨!Papi!嗯~哈囉!

  • Your in my spot Papi.

    你是我的焦點Papi

  • Hm I know, can you move? Hm no.

    嗯~我知道。可以請你移動一下嗎?嗯~不要

  • But I was sitting there first!

    但是我是第一個坐這裡的耶!

  • Well I'm sitting here now so why don't you find a place on the floor!

    但我是現在坐在這裡的,所以為什麼你不在地板上找個位置坐!

  • Papi!

    Papi!

  • The dog has no idea what's going on and I've created this scenario now where

    狗狗(Papi)不知道發生了什麼事,而我已經創造出了

  • I'm sad and sitting on the floor to watch my Minecraft.

    我現在正難過的坐在地板上看著我的Minecraft的劇情

  • Only me my sister know that I do this.

    只有我妹妹知道我在做什麼

  • I don't know what I'd tell someone if they walked in on me and saw me doing this.

    如果有人走進來看到我正在做什麼,我不知道我該如何解釋

  • But now I guess everyone knows...

    但現在我猜大家都知道了...

  • Oh hello I have a voice too and I talk like this.

    喔,哈囉!我有聲音,而我講話是像這樣的

  • hm shut up.

    嗯~閉嘴

Before I begin, I'd like to say that this video is extremely embarrassing...for me.

在我開始前,我想先說:這個影片非常的令人尷尬...對我來說啦

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