- Ya! (exhales) I'm like totally ready.

當然,我早就準備好了

- Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star in our singing competition.

每個人都有機會在我的歌唱比賽裡...成為大明星!

- This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!

我將在這舞台上引爆我的豬豬力量

♫ Yo, Humpty ♫ You're really funny-lookin'

Yo,矮胖子,你看起來真的很好笑

♫ That's all right ♫ 'Cause I get things cookin'

不過沒關係,因為我掌控一切

♫ Oh my gosh ♫ Look at her butt

來吧,我的女孩。過來,來這邊。

♫ Oh my gosh ♫ Look at her--

你是我的小蝴蝶,糖一般的甜心

- Are you okay?!

哦我的天,看看她的翹臀

- Oh, yes. I'm fine. Thank you.

哦我的天,看看她

- How are you?

你還好嗎?

- If you wanna become stars and win a hundred grand

哦,當然。非常好, 謝謝你

then you'd better be ready to work harder than you've ever worked in your lives!

那你呢?

- Ugh. - Yes, that was very bad.

如果你想成為明星並奪得大獎

- Where's Johnny?

你就必須比任何人都要努力的練習

- He's not here.

啊...。對,你剛剛彈得真的很爛

(police sirens)

Johnny在哪?

- Where were ya?

他不在這裡

- I was at rehearsal.

(警笛聲)

- Dad, I don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.

我們說到哪了?

- How did I end up with a son like you?

我在練習

♫ Music can alter moods and talk to you

爸,我不想加入你的幫派。我想唱歌

- I can sing, but I get so scared.

我為什麼會有你這種兒子

- Come on! Be confident! Don't you want this?!

音樂能轉換心情,並向你傳達一切

- I'm back! What is going on here?

我會唱,但我好害怕

♫ Seize the moment ♫ Try to freeze it and own it

別這樣,拿出你的自信。這不正是你想要的嗎?!

♫ Squeeze it and hold it ♫ 'Cause we consider these minutes golden

我回來了!這是什麼情況?

- Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love.

把握時間,試著抓住並擁有它吧

- You know what's great with hitting rock bottom?

緊握住並擁有他,因為這些是人生中最精彩的時刻呀

- There's only one way left to go, and that's up!

在做自己喜愛的事情時,別讓恐懼橫亙在你眼前

♫ Sing with me ♫ Sing for the years

你知道衰到谷底有什麼好處嗎?

♫ Sing for the laughter ♫ Sing for the tears

你們只會往一個方向前進,那就是一飛衝天

- That's my son!

跟我一起唱,唱著那些美好年華

♫ Dream on ♫ Dream on

為笑聲,為眼淚而唱

- She's not even that good.

那是我兒子

- Yeah, yeah. Totally.

做夢吧,做夢吧

- I can't move.

她唱的其實沒那麼好

- I'm terrified.

對,對。真的

- Just sing.

我動不了

♫ Dream on ♫ Dream on

我好怕

♫ Dream on

唱就對了

(sings high note)

做夢吧,做夢吧

- Uh, I'm sorry. Uh...

即使只是癡心妄想

(cheers and applause)

(飆高音)

♫ Sing with me ♫ Sing for the years

哦,我很抱歉...

♫ Sing for the laughter ♫ Sing for the tears

(掌聲加尖叫)

(crying) - Why aren't you rehearsing?

跟我一起唱,唱著那些美好年華

- I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac!

為笑聲,為眼淚而唱

- I don't even know what that means!

(大叫) 你為什麼不去彩排?