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  • Ten things you should never say to a girl:

    惹怒女生的 10 句話:

  • I don't care if this is your girlfriend, or your wife, or just one of your friends,

    不管是你的女朋友、老婆還是任何一位女生朋友,

  • there are just certain things that you cannot say to a girl.

    有些話你千萬不能對女生說。

  • So here we go!

    讓我們一起來盤點惹怒女生的 10 句話!

  • Learn from our mistakes.

    從我們的錯誤中學習。

  • "So when's the due date?"

    「所以預產期是什麼時候?」

  • I mean, never, ever, say anything about a girl's weight.

    我的意思是,絕對不要提到女生的體重。

  • Ever.

    任何時候都不要提到。

  • Even if you're saying something nice about it.

    就算你是在誇獎對方。

  • It'll most likely be taken like this:

    也很可能會被詮釋為:

  • Jordan: Wow! You've lost some weight!

    Jordan:哇!妳瘦了好多!

  • Amy: Was I fat before?

    Amy:我以前很胖嗎?

  • "What are you wearing?"

    「妳穿的這是什麼啊?」

  • Don't make disparaging comments about a girl's physical appearance.

    不要用貶低的言詞形容女生的外型。

  • Seriously, you could scar her for life.

    我是說真的,你會對她造成永久性的傷害。

  • "You're overreacting. You're probably just hormonal."

    「你反應也太大了吧?你可能只是荷爾蒙失調。」

  • If anyone actually got away with saying this, they did not live long enough to tell the tale.

    說這句話的人可能逃得了一時,但也活不了太久。

  • This is essentially shutting a girl's thoughts down by telling her that she's insane.

    這個行為基本上是指責女生是瘋子並否定她的想法。

  • What if someone did that to you?

    今天如果聽到這番話的人是你自己呢?

  • Josh: And that's how I feel about it.

    Josh:這就是我的感受。

  • Kelly: Wow, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    Kelly:哇,這是我聽過最蠢的事情了。

  • Don't worry, it's not your fault, you're just testosteronal.

    別擔心,這不是你的錯,你只是睪丸激素失調。

  • "Girl, you look fine! Like, seriously good.

    「女孩,你蠻正的!我是說,非常正。

  • Like, you are, it's-all-I'm-ever-going-to-talk-about hot."

    妳真的很正,除了火辣,我不知道該怎麼形容你。」

  • It's fine to give a girl compliments on how she looks,

    你可以誇獎一個女生的外表。

  • until you become that extremely creepy guy that everybody avoids.

    如果太超過就會變成一個大家避之唯恐不及、令人毛骨悚然的傢伙。

  • BHK: You have the biggest eyes of any people.

    BHK:妳是我見過眼睛最大的人。

  • Can I touch your hand? I just did...Oops!

    我可以摸妳的手嗎?哎呀!我已經摸了...

  • Wow, you have beautiful hair! Oh my goodness...

    哇,你的頭髮好美!哦,我的天哪 ...

  • Your eyes are like a deep blue ocean that I want to swim in...

    你的雙眼好像深藍色的海洋,我想要在裡面游泳 ...

  • You have a fuzzle on your shirt, hehehe...

    妳襯衫上有毛球,嘿嘿...

  • You have the cutest button nose!

    你的鼻子塌得真可愛!

  • "Are you sure you should be eating that?"

    「妳確定妳可以吃那個嗎?」

  • Guys are almost required to go back for seconds to maintain their manliness.

    男生吃第二份餐點,看在別人眼裡就是男子氣概正常發揮。

  • But if a girl goes back for seconds?

    但如果女生點第二份餐點會發生什麼情況?

  • Well, she must be...

    那她一定是...

  • "Oh, yeah, my ex used to say that too."

    「喔,對啊,我前女友也這樣說。」

  • Much in the same way that guys don't like being compared to other guys,

    就像男生討厭被拿來和其他的男性比較一樣,

  • Do NOT compare a girl to another girl.

    你也不要拿女生作互相比較。

  • Just stay on the safe side,

    我們安全起見,

  • and do not even mention another girl in the same sentence as the girl you're talking with.

    你在跟一位女生說話時,別的女生你連提都別提!

  • It's not worth the risk!

    何必呢!?

  • YOLO: If your eyes were more blue, they would look like my ex!

    YOLO:你的眼睛再藍一點就像我前女友的眼睛!

  • When my ex dyed her hair, it looked just like this!

    我前女友染頭髮的時候長得跟你一樣。

  • The only thing hotter than you, is my ex-girlfriend!

    能比妳還正的,大概只有我前女友了!

  • Just like my ex!

    和我前任一樣!

  • "Well, y'know, if you weren't so..."

    「呃,你知道嗎,如果你不是這麼 ... 」

  • Fellas, this is a slippery slope.

    各位,當你說出這句話的時候,你就準備受死吧!

  • You think that you're the only one who's been keeping a record of wrongs?

    全世界就你會記仇?

  • No.

    你錯了。

  • I mean, you may very well be, but a 50% divorce rate says otherwise.

    我的意思是,你可能很記仇,但 50% 的離婚率告訴我們,有人比你更記仇。

  • "Hey, is so-and-so single?"

    「嘿,那個誰誰誰單身嗎?」

  • This is roughly the equivalent of saying:

    這大概就像在說:

  • "Hey you! Oh, you...not so much..."

    「嘿美女!噢,不是你... 」

  • "But your friend over there, a real hottie!"

    「你那位朋友辣翻天!」

  • "And I, need hottie's number."

    「給我那位辣妹的電話號碼。」

  • "I didn't really like you. It was probably just hormones."

    「我其實沒那麼喜歡你,一切都只是荷爾蒙在作祟!」

  • This is the classic "guy strings girl along and then breaks it off and says it wasn't anything in the first place."

    這是男生典型的話術,常見於「男生把到妹後想甩了對方,所以隨便找藉口敷衍了事。」

  • Not so fast, Buster!

    話可不是這麼說的,你這小子!

  • Act like you're an adult!

    成熟點吧!

  • Josh: Look, I know I said I loved you, but I wasn't really serious about it...

    Josh:聽著,我知道我說過我愛你,不過我不是認真的...

  • So let's just pretend it didn't happen, okay?

    不如我們就假裝我不曾說過,好嗎?

  • Kelly: Well, I guess that works out, I don't date 5-year-old anyway.

    Kelly:好啊,我想這樣也好,反正我不和 5 歲的幼稚鬼交往。

  • "Cramps? Oh yeah, I get those too sometimes. Just suck it up, you'll be fine."

    「(女生月經來時)肚子痛嗎?哦,我有時候也會耶!忍一忍就過了,沒事的。」

  • The end.

    以上。

  • Y'know, now that I think about it,

    你知道嗎?認真思考,

  • guys think that girls are so overly sensitive,

    男生總是認為女生太過敏感,

  • and that's why they shouldn't say any of these things.

    所以他們才不該說這些話。

  • But, if you really think about it,

    不過,如果你仔細地想想,

  • most of these things just boil down to the golden rule.

    其實追根究底,和女生好好相處的最高指導原則就是,

  • I guess girls just wanna be treated with kindness and respect the way that we expect them to treat us!

    將心比心,我們有多期待女生對我們表示友善或尊重,就該以同等的態度對待她們。

  • Huh! Funny how that works!

    哈!原來如此!真有趣!

Ten things you should never say to a girl:

惹怒女生的 10 句話:

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