♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

每週都有五支新影片，訂閱吧！

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

好的，所以我們要給你看

- (Finebros) Okay, so we are going to be showing you

一系列的影片，但是呢！這是挑戰

a series of videos, BUT there's a challenge.

哦不

- Oh no.

你不能看到微笑或是笑出來

- (Finebros) You're not allowed to smile or laugh.

哦認真的嗎？

- Oh, seriously?

很不幸地，我想我這方面很行

- I think I'm good at that, unfortunately.

這下糟糕了因為我覺得微笑是我最自然的狀態啊

- That's real messed up 'cause I feel like a smile is my natural state.

你看

See?

我一直想要有這樣的挑戰！（仰天）

- I have always wanted to be on one of these!

我愛.....這是「YouTuber反應」裡我最喜歡的

I love-- these are my favorite out of YouTubers React.

-你準備好了嗎？ -我完全準備好了

- (Finebros) Are you ready? - I'm 100% ready.

（冠軍強勢回歸）

♪ (gauntlet thrown!) ♪

來吧

Bring it on.

（YouTuber反應）

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

（爆紅影片）

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

（忍住不笑－第四集）

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

（在海灘或是公園於限定時間內不允許.....）

- Not allowed on the beaches or in the parks outside certain hours.

如果這有關狗，我很可能會笑出來

- If it's dogs, I'm gonna laugh. (chuckles)

啊等等！這不算數啦！

Oh, wait-- that doesn't count though!

我是在笑我自己很逗趣

No, 'cause I'm laughing at myself for being hilarious.

-下不為例哦 -好的抱歉

- (Finebros) We'll let that one slide. - Okay, sorry.

（所以牠們兩隻的行為是）

- (news anchor) So how is it that these two are roaming

（徘徊於那個社區、驚動當地居民，地方議會也無法管控的情況）

their neighborhood, frightening the locals, and the council isn't stopping it.

（昨天早上我出門來到我的前院）

- (man) Yeah, yesterday morning I came out into the front yard

（而狗在街道的對面）

and the dogs were across the road,

（不一會兒它們看到我）

and as soon as they saw me...

他看起來很眼熟 （牠們來到了邊界上）

- He looks familiar. - (man) ...they came bounding over.

（汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪！） 嗯

(ferocious growling) - Mmm.

原來就是他

That's who he is.

（牠們來到了邊界上） （汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪！）

- (man) They came bounding over. (ferocious growling)

沒有瘋狂得更好笑的東西了嗎？

- (blandly) There's nothing funny about insanity.

（牠們來到了邊界上） （汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪！）

- (man) They came bounding over. (ferocious growling)

（爆笑） 我之前做得很好的啊！老兄

- (splutters) I was doing so good, man!

我集中精神然後想說：「好，我要通過挑戰」

I was concentrating and I was thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna make it through."

可是（笑）......你到底在（消音）做什麼啊？

But-- (laughing) what the [bleep] are you doing?!

（淘汰！）

(buzzer)

那時候我就只顧著快點回前門

- (man) And I just made it into the front door in time.

好題目

- Nice try.

我很高興我剛剛有準備好看那個，不然我就會笑出來了

- I'm glad I've already seen that or I might have laughed.

（你準備要為我們唱首歌，是吧？）

- You're gonna do a song for us, right?

（是的！） 等等，我可以.....我是否每看一支影片

- (man) Yes. - Wait, do I get a chance

就有一次挑戰忍住不笑的機會？（笑）

to not laugh at every video? (chuckling)

哦（髒話）這不算數！

Oh [bleep]! Well, that does not count!

（淘汰！）

(buzzer)

（歡迎的掌聲）

(polite applause)

好多mullet髮型在這支影片裡

- There are so many mullets in this video.

（鋼琴伴奏）

♪ (piano ballad plays) ♪

（咪～咪咪咪咪咪咪咪咪）

- (man squeaking) ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, moo, me, moo ♪

（＄％︿＆＊＆︿％＄＃） 你沒有在唱歌詞啊

(babbling) ♪ Doo ♪ - You don't say.

（仔細聆聽）

- (man slurps in air) ♪ Bum, poo, poo ♪

（噗噗～哇）

♪ Poo, poo-nuh ♪

（＄％＊︿＊＆︿％＄％︿＆︿％＄）

(babbling) ♪ Boo, neh, neh, neh ♪

那裡.....那個小孩在做什麼啊？

- Where-- what's that kid doing there?

（滴滴滴滴滴滴滴滴）

- (man) ♪ Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di ♪

（笑） （的的的的的的的的）

- (giggles) - (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

我剛剛還做得很好的 （淘汰！）

- I was doing so well! (buzzer)

（的的的的的的的的）

- (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

（啊呃～呃的的的的的）

(forceful grunt) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

網路上爛東西真多

- The internet sucks so much.

（呃～～～）

- ♪ (man lows) ♪

真美妙啊～真美妙～

- Beautiful. Beautiful.

你看那個嬰兒

- Look at that baby. (polite applause)

哦我微笑了 （淘汰！）

- Oh, I smiled. (buzzer)

（熱烈掌聲）

(polite applause)

好的，這支影片第一很有趣

- All right, that one was funny at first,

然後第二是奇怪（笑）

then it just got weird after that. (laughing)

哦不！！！不！！！！！！

OH NO!!! No-ho-ho-ho!

不！！！討厭啦！！！ （淘汰！）

Nooooooo! Drat! (buzzer)

（獨自拍手） 嗯哼

- (clapping along) Uh-huh.

我要贏下這場挑戰

- I am so gonna win this.

（貓打嗝+放屁）

(cat hiccups and farts)

（貓打嗝+放屁）

(cat hiccups and farts)

（貓打嗝+放屁慢動作版）

(cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)

你看，這讓我微笑，這合理地讓我微笑出來

- See, that got me to smirk though. That legit got me to smirk.

我在說一個大遊戲，然後沒有一項是真的

I talked a big game, and none of it was true.

（淘汰！）

(buzzer)

（貓打嗝+放屁慢動作版）

(cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)

（嘆氣）

(weary groan)

我不覺得我有聽過貓放屁

- I don't think I've ever heard a cat fart.

（你可以噴的體粉？）

- (man) Body powder that you can spray?

這裡還有多少影片？

- How many more of these are there?

（臉變形）

♪ (unsettling music) ♪

（噴笑）

(cracks up)

該死的，這超好笑 （淘汰！）

- Damn it. That was good. (buzzer)

哦～不！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

- Oh noooooo!

哦我懂了 （下次能變成怎樣呢？）

- Oh, I get it. - (man) What could be next?

（啊～）

♪ (EDM beat) ♪ ♪ Ahhhh ♪

（皮膚～） 我不能說話不然我會笑出來

♪ Skin ♪ - I can't talk or I'll laugh.

（噓～）

- (man) ♪ Shh ♪

我覺得我體內有什麼異變，我不知道那是什麼

- I'm feeling something internally. I don't know what it is.

（我在保養我的皮膚～）

- (man) ♪ I'm nurturing my skin ♪

（我有個東西）

♪ I get something ♪

哦～那小扭扭舞

♪ (music builds) ♪ - Oh, there's a little shimmy!

我愛那個扭扭......抱歉我笑了

I love the shimmy. I'm sorry, I smiled.

我沒有大笑，我只是看到那個扭扭很興奮

I didn't laugh. I just got so excited by the shimmy.

（淘汰！）

(buzzer)

（男人站起來！）

- (man) ♪ Man up ♪

（男人站起來！！）

♪ Foot powder spray ♪ ♪ Man up ♪

我差點輸在這一關了

- That one almost got me.

（輕柔的民謠）

♪ (serene ballad) ♪

哦天吶....還有啊，天吶

- Oh my god, there's more. Oh my god.

哦不！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Oh noooooooo!

（長笛輕柔的吹奏）

♪ (flute whistles softly) ♪

我從來沒看過這部電影

- I've never seen this movie.

（佛羅多使出扭曲的聲音：甘道夫！）

- (Frodo, contorted voice) Gandalf!

（甘道夫使出奇怪的哼聲！） （笑果非常顯著！）

- (Gandalf hums strangely) - (suppressed laughter)

（甘道夫使出不自然笑聲）

(Gandalf laughs unnaturally)

哦....呃....什麼？

What-- uh, what?!

現在我有一個動畫叉叉在我臉上了，該死的！

I got the animation over my face now. Dang it!

（淘汰！）

(buzzer)

（甘道夫怪笑慢動作版）

(Gandalf laughs in slow-mo)

（佛羅多激動地呻吟）

- (Frodo moans in excitement)

（勒苟拉斯：嗯～哼～）

- (Legolas hums flatly)

（佛羅多呻吟） 這是什麼東西？

- (Frodo moans) - What is this?

（佛羅多呻吟）

- (Frodo moans)

（亞拉岡～）

(in slow-mo) Aragorn!

（亞拉岡：耶～～～～～～啊）

- (Aragorn) Yeeeeeah.

（結束）

(music concludes)

-哦天吶.... -你贏了！

- Oh god! - (Finebros) You won!

就這樣？！我做到了！

- That was it? I DID IT!

我！是沒有情緒的冠軍啊！！！！！！

- I am the champion of having no emotions!

哦～我的～天吶～這真的很煎熬

- Oh my god! That was so difficult.

我為什麼要這麼努力呢？

Why did I try so hard?

這是我的＜驚險大挑戰＞ P.S. Amazing Race美國電視節目

This was my Amazing Race.

（問答時間）

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

-好，所以最後你沒有贏 -很好，我是個輸家

- (Finebros) Okay, so you didn't win. - Great. I'm a loser.

我不喜歡對好玩的事物不笑一下

- I don't like not smiling at something that's supposed to be funny.

不，你可以告訴我誰贏了嗎？

- No. Can you tell me who did?

-你覺得是誰呢？ -哦Shane

- (Finebros) Who do you think? - Oh, Shane.

你讓自己不要微笑或是笑出來的絕招是什麼呢？

- (Finebros) What was your strategy in trying not to smile or laugh?

我.....（笑）我的童年有許多創傷

- I mean... (laughs) a lot of childhood trauma.

腦袋切換成柔焦模式，這樣笑點模糊才不會看進心裡

- Soft brain focus, so you don't really, really internalize.

你只要保持愁眉苦臉，愁眉苦臉是個絕招

- You just try to do the frown. The frown is the strategy.

我開始回想我前女友釣到的男朋友

- I start thinking about my ex's guy that she hooked up with.

我一邊看的時候一邊想這些

That's what I think about when I watch these,

但這招沒有作用

and it still doesn't work.

我就是試著把我內心的頻道切換成Shane Dawson模式

- I was really trying to channel my inner Shane Dawson.

Shane Dawson是個（髒話）銅牆鐵壁啊！銅牆鐵壁！

Shane Dawson's a [bleep] wall. He is a wall!

抱歉，我讓你失望了，兄弟

I'm sorry. I let you down, buddy.

你覺得為什麼這一類的影片

- (Finebros) Why do you think this type of challenge video

在YouTube上這麼受歡迎？

is so popular on YouTube?

首先，因為你想看到某人失敗

- First of all, because you want to see someone fail.

那總是一件很好玩的事情

Like, that's always been fun.

因為這很簡單又很有共鳴

- It's just so simple and relatable.

好比每個人都愛挑戰他的朋友然後說：

Everyone loves to challenge their friend to be like,

「我賭你看這個的時候沒辦法不笑」

"I bet you can't watch this without laughing."

你想看你能不能做得到

- You want to see if you can do it.

你會像是：「哦他們笑囉？那我一定可以挑戰成功」

You're like, "Oh, they laughed? I can do it."

然後你就失敗了，不像我，哼！

But then you laugh. (sassily) But not me! Uh-huh!

你會說，看別人挑戰比較有趣

- (Finebros) Would you say that is more fun watching other people do this

還是自己挑戰比較好玩？

or competing yourself?

我想自己參加挑戰比較好玩

- I think it's more fun to participate

因為你是其中一個讓大家想逗你笑的人

because you're the one they're trying to make you laugh.

看影片比較好玩，很肯定的，因為你最終會笑出來

- Watch, for sure, because you're gonna laugh

然後你可以同意去笑每件發生的事

and you're allowed to laugh with everything that is happening.

肯定是看別人挑戰比較好玩

- It's definitely more fun watching people compete in the challenge.

作為一個挑戰者，那滿有壓力的

As a competitor, it was too much pressure.

哦！看這類的影片好玩多了

- Oh, it's way more fun to watch this type of video!

看別人挑戰實在是太無聊了！

Being a part of this sucked a D!

所以你想對那些輸了、退場休息的YouTuber們

- (Finebros) So what do you want to say to the rest of the YouTubers

-說些什麼呢？ -呃....噗！你想要合作嗎？

who also lost? - Ah, pffft. You wanna collaborate?

我毫無頭緒啦，我到現在還是覺得輸了很難過

- I have no idea! I'm still upset that I lost.

微笑是自然的事，但你笑出來了，你就超弱的！

- Smiling's natural, but if you laughed you're weak!

你要瞭解你的生命裡還有許多的才能

- Just know that you have other talents in your life.

我很高興你很快樂

- I'm glad that you're happy.

你可以接受發自內心的情緒我很為你高興

I'm excited for you that you can accept emotions as they come.

你想要對那些輸了的人說什麼呢？

- (Finebros) What do you want to say to those who lost?

我真忌妒你

- I'm jealous of you.

我真希望我能夠在看貓放屁的時候笑

I wish I could laugh at farting cats.

我很遺憾你的失敗是因為好笑的感覺

- I'm sorry that your failure has a feel.

我不會知道的

I wouldn't know.

恭喜你像個正常的人類

- Congratulations on being a human being

因為陪審團不在所以也不在乎我是不是連續殺人犯了

because jury's out on whether I'm a serial killer or not.

所以你想要對贏的人說什麼呢？

- (Finebros) So then what do you want to say to the ones who won?

給那些贏的人，你想要合作嗎？

- To those who won, do you want to collaborate?

你的內心已死

- You're dead inside.

討厭歡樂是什麼感覺啊？

- What is it like to hate joy?

你沒有靈魂，而我是害怕你的人

- You have no soul and I'm kind of scared of you.

Shane，你是年度最佳選手，你是超級無敵大貴賓

- Shane, you're the MVP. You're the VVVIP.

我不知道你是怎麼做到的，教我幾招吧

I don't know how you do it. Teach me your secrets!

Shane，一如往常，我還是很不喜歡你防衛的高牆

- Shane, as always, I feel bad for the guards you have up

我們談過要試著打破你的邊界

and the boundaries we talk about trying to break down.

我鼓勵你可以打給我再談一次

I encourage you to call me for sure.

所以你想要對贏的人說什麼呢？

- (Finebros) And what do you want to say to the ones who also won?

耶！Shane和Grace，我就知道我可以指望你們！

- Yes! Shane and Grace, I knew I could count on you.

Shane，他可以劃分清楚情緒，我從沒見過像他這樣的人

- Shane, he can compartmentalize emotion like no one I've ever seen before.

恭喜你可能會成為連續殺人犯

Congratulations on maybe being a serial killer.

來我家吧

- Come over to my house.

我們辦個派對，就對坐然後愁眉苦臉

Let's have a party where we just sit and frown.

（大笑） 一個小時！

(laughs) For hours!

感謝在這「YouTuber反應」

- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh

收看我們挑戰忍住不笑

here on YouTubers React.

確認已訂閱在這集裡所有的YouTuber

- Make sure to subscribe to all of the other YouTubers in the episode.

我的意思是，贏的人訂閱啦

I mean, maybe just the winners,

但你知道的.....輸的人也可以訂閱.....我猜啦

but, you know, the losers too, I guess.

嗯好～掰！

- M'kay! Bye!

（摔倒） 啊！

(chair clatters) (groaning in pain)

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪