Yes, Taylor Swift was seen going to the gym with her friends in Hollywood.

有的，泰勒絲在好萊塢被發現跟她的朋友們上健身房。

Anything else?

然後...？

She was wearing gray sweatpants and white sneakers.

她當時穿著灰色寬鬆運動褲和白色運動鞋。

Okay.

好喔。

Also, I think there's like a war going on or something.

還有，我想可能有什麼戰爭之類的發生。

Welcome to ten reasons you should smile.

歡迎來到十個讓你微笑的理由。

Wow, did you really just say that?

哇，你剛剛真的這樣說嗎？

What about people who can't smile because of their weak facial muscles?

那那些因為臉部肌肉衰弱而無法微笑的人怎麼辦？

Okay, okay, awesome. Yeah, me and my sister will be there.

好的、好的，太棒了。對，我和我妹會過去的。

My sister and I.

是「我妹妹」和「我」（正確的英文文法）。

Oh, I just posted a new video, check it out.

我剛剛 po 了一段影片，來看一下吧！

Hey, I know this is really annoying, but I just posted a new video to my new channel here on YouTube and I was wondering if you'd check it out and give me a chance, please.

嘿，我知道這很惱人，但我剛剛 po 了一部新影片在我 YouTube 的新頻道上，而我在想你是否願意看一下，給我一個機會，拜託了。

And I'll take a side of fries. Actually, no, wait, I'm gonna try onion rings today.

那我還要一份薯條附餐，不，等等，我今天想改成洋蔥圈。

Wow, you've changed.

哇，你變了。

You know what, I feel like wearing lipstick today.

我今天想塗點口紅。

I miss the old you.

我好想念以前的你喔！

Welcome to girls and their periods.

迎來到女孩與她的經期。

That's really rude. What about exclamation points and commas?

這樣很粗魯耶，不如加個驚嘆號和逗號？

I love oatmeal.

我愛死燕麥粥了。

What a sellout.

根本業配。

What?

什麼？

Ad.

廣告。

What are you talking about?

你到底在說什麼？

Illuminati confirmed.

光明會成員，確認。

- (sighs) Sending prayers and positive vibes to those affected by the recent tragedy. Tweet.

「傳遞祝福與正能量給那些近來遭遇悲劇的人們。」發出去。

Wow, I've been here for three seconds and I'm very offended and disappointed that you haven't said anything about the tragedy.

哇，我剛來這三秒鐘我就感到非常憤怒和失望，因為妳沒有提到任何那件悲慘的事件。

Unfollow.

取消追蹤。

Okay, check out this adorable video of this puppy falling.

來看這個小狗跌下來的可愛影片！

That's like really cruel to animals.

這真的很像虐待動物。

I love this campaign. I run, hashtag, like a girl.

我愛這活動。「我跑步 #像個女孩」。

Yeah, well, I run, hashtag, like a boy.

哦對啊，「我跑步 #像個男孩」。

I fight like a boy.

「我打架 #像個男孩」。

Let's get like a boy trending.

「讓我們來跟上『#像個男孩』潮流」。

'Cause like I believe in equality, so.

因為我也支持平等，所以囉。

What about cheetahs? They run faster than all of us.

那豹怎麼辦？牠們跑得比我們還要快。

All lives matter.

所有生命都很重要！

I think I'm having a heart attack.

我想我心臟病發了

Fake.

假的。

Oh my God, I hate Lilly so much. She's so lame.

哦我的天啊，我超討厭莉莉，她真的很遜。

Almost as lame as talking crap about strangers just thinking they won't hear.

就跟講一些陌生人的廢話然後想著他們不會聽到一樣遜。

Oh my God, Lilly, thank you so much for replying. I'm your biggest fan, I love you so much, thanks.

哦我的天啊，莉莉，謝謝妳回覆我，我是你最大的粉絲，我愛你，謝啦。

What up, everyone? It's your girl, Superwoman, with...

大家最近過得如何？我是 Superwoman，以及...

Connor Franta.

Connor Franta。

This handsome, oh, snap, son.

這位帥氣又酷的孩子！

Oh, that's kinda good actually, Connor Franta.

哦，這樣比還不錯，Connor Franta。

That's a thing, make it a thing, it's officially a thing.

哦對沒錯，就這樣比吧！

Hope you enjoyed this video. If you did, give it a big thumbs up.

希望你喜歡這部影片如果你喜歡，請按個讚。

Comment below, is this just us? Are we the only jerks that feel this way? Or is this what the internet is like?

留下留言，讓我們知道是只有我們覺得網路酸民很多嗎？只有古怪如我們這樣認為嗎？ 還是這就是網路的形態？

I think we're geniuses actually.

我想我們基本上是天才啦。

Yeah, me too, I agree.

對，我也是，我同意。

You can check out that video we did on Connor's channel as well, the link is in the description.

你也可以看我們在 Connor 的頻道拍的其他影片，連結在下方的介紹欄。

It's super fun and cool.

這些都非常好玩、很酷

We do Instagram things.

我們也有在玩 Instagram。

We recreate the most popular Instagrams on Instagram, so you should go check that out, click my face.

我們重製了 Instagram 中最熱門的 Instagram 貼文，所以你必須去看一看，點我的臉！

We had such a good time, we had such a good time shooting it.

我們度過很快樂的時光，我們在拍攝的過程中非常開心。

My last video's right over there.

我上一部影片在這邊。

My vlog's right over there, and yo, click subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

我的影音部落格在這裡，訂閱吧，因為我每週一和每週四會上傳新的影片。

You wanna try the thing with me, wanna try the thing with me?

想跟著我一起比嗎？

You know I do it wrong every time.

你知道我每次都做錯。

One love, Superwoman.

一顆愛心，Superwoman。

That's how you wrap and zoop.

就是要這樣結束，然後揮一下

Damn.

懂？

Sass.

狂。