字幕列表 影片播放
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- Good morning, what's happening in the world?
- 早安,世界發生了哪些事?
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Any breaking news?
有什麼最新消息嗎?
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- Yes, Taylor Swift was seen going to the gym with her friends in Hollywood.
- 有的,泰勒絲在好萊塢被發現跟她的朋友們上健身房
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- Anything else?
- 然後...?
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- She was wearing gray sweatpants and white sneakers.
- 她當時穿著灰色寬鬆運動褲和白色運動鞋
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- Okay.
- 好喔
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- Also, I think there's like a war going on or something.
- 還有,我想可能有什麼戰爭之類的發生
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- Welcome to ten reasons you should smile.
- 歡迎來到 10 個讓你微笑的理由
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- Wow, did you really just say that?
- 哇,你剛剛真的這樣說嗎?
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What about people who can't smile because of their weak facial muscles?
那那些因為臉部肌肉衰弱而無法微笑的人怎麼辦?
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- Okay, okay, awesome, me and my sister will be there.
- 好的、好的,太棒了,我和我妹會過去的
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- My sister and I.
- 是「我妹妹」和「我」(正確的英文文法)
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- Oh, I just posted a new video, check it out.
- 我剛剛 po 了一段影片,來看一下吧!
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- Hey, I know this is really annoying,
- 嘿,我知道這很惱人
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but I just posted a new video to my new channel here on YouTube
但我剛剛 po 了一部新影片在我 YouTube 的新頻道上
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and I was wondering if you'd check it out and give me a chance, please.
而我在想你是否願意看一下,給我一個機會,拜託了
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- And I'll take a side of fries.
- 那我還要一份薯條附餐
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Actually, no, wait, I'm gonna try onion rings today.
不,等等,我今天想改成洋蔥圈
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- Wow, you've changed.
- 哇,你變了
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- You know what, I feel like wearing lipstick today.
- 你知道嗎,我今天想塗點口紅
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- I miss the old you.
- 我好想念以前的你喔!
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- Welcome to girls and their periods.
- 歡迎來到女孩與她的經期
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- That's really rude.
- 這樣很粗魯耶
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What about exclamation points and commas?
不如加個驚嘆號和逗號?
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- I love oatmeal.
- 我愛死燕麥粥了
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- What a sellout.
- 根本業配
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- What?
- 什麼?
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- Ad.
- 廣告
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- What are you talking about?
- 你到底在說什麼?
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- Illuminati confirmed.
- 光明會成員,確認
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- (sighs) Sending prayers and positive vibes to those affected by the recent tragedy.
- 「傳遞祝福與正能量給那些近來遭遇悲劇的人們。」
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Tweet.
發出去
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- Wow, I've been here for three seconds
- 哇,我剛來這 3 秒鐘
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and I'm very offended and disappointed
我感到非常憤怒與失望
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that you haven't said anything about the tragedy.
因為妳沒有講任何悲慘的事
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Unfollow.
取消追蹤
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- Okay, check out this adorable video of this puppy falling.
- 來看這個小狗跌下來的可愛影片!
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- That's like really cruel to animals.
- 這真的很像虐待動物
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- I love this campaign.
- 「我愛這活動。」
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I run hashtag like a girl.
-「我跑步 #像個女孩」
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- Yeah, well, I run hashtag like a boy.
- 哦對啊,「我跑步 #像個男孩」
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I fight like a boy.
「我打架 #像個男孩」
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Let's get like a boy trending.
「讓我們來跟上『#像個男孩』潮流」
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Cause like I believe in equality, so.
因為我也支持平等,所以囉
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What about cheetahs?
那豹怎麼辦?
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They run faster than all of us.
牠們跑得比我們還要快
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All lives matter.
所有生命都很重要!
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- I think I'm having a heart attack.
- 我想我心臟病發了
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- Fake.
- 假的
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Oh my God, I hate Lilly so much.
哦我的天啊,我超討厭莉莉
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She's so lame.
她真的很沒用
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- Almost as lame as talking crap about strangers
- 就像講一些陌生人的廢話
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just thinking they won't hear.
然後想著他們不會聽到
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- Oh my God, Lilly, thank you so much for replying.
- 哦我的天啊,莉莉,謝謝妳回覆我
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I'm your biggest fan, I love you so much, thanks.
我是你最大的粉絲,我愛你,謝啦
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- What up, everyone? It's your girl, Superwoman, with...
- 大家最近過得如何?我是 Superwoman,以及...
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- Connor Franta.
- Connor Franta
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- This handsome, oh, snap, son.
- 這位帥氣,哦,酷耶,孩子!
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- Oh, that's kinda good actually, Connor Franta.
- 哦,這樣比還不錯,Connor Franta
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- That's a thing, make it a thing, it's officially a thing.
- 哦對沒錯,就這樣比吧!
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Hope you enjoyed this video.
希望你喜歡這部影片
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If you did, give it a big thumbs up.
如果你喜歡,請按個讚
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Comment below, is this just us?
留下留言,讓我們知道是只有我們(覺得網路酸民很多)嗎?
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Are we the only jerks that feel this way?
只有古怪如我們這樣認為嗎?
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Or is this what the internet is like?
還是這就是網路的形態?
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I think we're geniuses actually.
我想我們基本上是天才啦
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- Yeah, me too, I agree.
- 對,我也是,我同意
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- You can check out that video we did on Connor's channel as well,
- 你也可以看我們在 Connor 的頻道拍的其他影片,
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the link is in the description.
連結在下方的介紹框
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It's super fun and cool.
這些都非常好玩、很酷
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- We do Instagram things.
- 我們也有在玩 Instagram
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We recreate the most popular Instagrams on Instagram,
我們重製了 Instagram 中最熱門的 Instagram po文,
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so you should go check that out, click my face.
所以你必須去看一看,點我的臉!
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- We had such a good time,
- 我們度過很快樂的時光
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we had such a good time shooting it.
我們在拍攝的過程中非常開心
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My last video's right over there.
我上一部影片在這邊
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My vlog's right over there, and yo,
我的影音部落格在這裡
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click subscribe because I make new videos
點選訂閱吧,因為我會上傳新的影片
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every Monday and Thursday.
每週一和每週四
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You wanna try the thing with me, wanna try the thing with me?
想跟著我一起比嗎?
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- You know I do it wrong every time.
- 你知道我每次都做錯
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- One love, Superwoman.
- 一顆愛心,Superwoman
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That's how you wrap and zoop.
就是要這樣結束,然後揮一下
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Damn.
懂?
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- Sass.
- 狂