Any breaking news?

有什麼最新消息嗎？

- Yes, Taylor Swift was seen going to the gym with her friends in Hollywood.

- 有的，泰勒絲在好萊塢被發現跟她的朋友們上健身房

- Anything else?

- 然後...？

- She was wearing gray sweatpants and white sneakers.

- 她當時穿著灰色寬鬆運動褲和白色運動鞋

- Okay.

- 好喔

- Also, I think there's like a war going on or something.

- 還有，我想可能有什麼戰爭之類的發生

- Welcome to ten reasons you should smile.

- 歡迎來到 10 個讓你微笑的理由

- Wow, did you really just say that?

- 哇，你剛剛真的這樣說嗎？

What about people who can't smile because of their weak facial muscles?

那那些因為臉部肌肉衰弱而無法微笑的人怎麼辦？

- Okay, okay, awesome, me and my sister will be there.

- 好的、好的，太棒了，我和我妹會過去的

- My sister and I.

- 是「我妹妹」和「我」（正確的英文文法）

- Oh, I just posted a new video, check it out.

- 我剛剛 po 了一段影片，來看一下吧！

- Hey, I know this is really annoying,

- 嘿，我知道這很惱人

but I just posted a new video to my new channel here on YouTube

但我剛剛 po 了一部新影片在我 YouTube 的新頻道上

and I was wondering if you'd check it out and give me a chance, please.

而我在想你是否願意看一下，給我一個機會，拜託了

- And I'll take a side of fries.

- 那我還要一份薯條附餐

Actually, no, wait, I'm gonna try onion rings today.

不，等等，我今天想改成洋蔥圈

- Wow, you've changed.

- 哇，你變了

- You know what, I feel like wearing lipstick today.

- 你知道嗎，我今天想塗點口紅

- I miss the old you.

- 我好想念以前的你喔！

- Welcome to girls and their periods.

- 歡迎來到女孩與她的經期

- That's really rude.

- 這樣很粗魯耶

What about exclamation points and commas?

不如加個驚嘆號和逗號？

- I love oatmeal.

- 我愛死燕麥粥了

- What a sellout.

- 根本業配

- What?

- 什麼？

- Ad.

- 廣告

- What are you talking about?

- 你到底在說什麼？

- Illuminati confirmed.

- 光明會成員，確認

- (sighs) Sending prayers and positive vibes to those affected by the recent tragedy.

- 「傳遞祝福與正能量給那些近來遭遇悲劇的人們。」

Tweet.

發出去

- Wow, I've been here for three seconds

- 哇，我剛來這 3 秒鐘

and I'm very offended and disappointed

我感到非常憤怒與失望

that you haven't said anything about the tragedy.

因為妳沒有講任何悲慘的事

Unfollow.

取消追蹤

- Okay, check out this adorable video of this puppy falling.

- 來看這個小狗跌下來的可愛影片！

- That's like really cruel to animals.

- 這真的很像虐待動物

- I love this campaign.

- 「我愛這活動。」

I run hashtag like a girl.

-「我跑步 #像個女孩」

- Yeah, well, I run hashtag like a boy.

- 哦對啊，「我跑步 #像個男孩」

I fight like a boy.

「我打架 #像個男孩」

Let's get like a boy trending.

「讓我們來跟上『#像個男孩』潮流」

Cause like I believe in equality, so.

因為我也支持平等，所以囉

What about cheetahs?

那豹怎麼辦？

They run faster than all of us.

牠們跑得比我們還要快

All lives matter.

所有生命都很重要！

- I think I'm having a heart attack.

- 我想我心臟病發了

- Fake.

- 假的

Oh my God, I hate Lilly so much.

哦我的天啊，我超討厭莉莉

She's so lame.

她真的很沒用

- Almost as lame as talking crap about strangers

- 就像講一些陌生人的廢話

just thinking they won't hear.

然後想著他們不會聽到

- Oh my God, Lilly, thank you so much for replying.

- 哦我的天啊，莉莉，謝謝妳回覆我

I'm your biggest fan, I love you so much, thanks.

我是你最大的粉絲，我愛你，謝啦

- What up, everyone? It's your girl, Superwoman, with...

- 大家最近過得如何？我是 Superwoman，以及...

- Connor Franta.

- Connor Franta

- This handsome, oh, snap, son.

- 這位帥氣，哦，酷耶，孩子！

- Oh, that's kinda good actually, Connor Franta.

- 哦，這樣比還不錯，Connor Franta

- That's a thing, make it a thing, it's officially a thing.

- 哦對沒錯，就這樣比吧！

Hope you enjoyed this video.

希望你喜歡這部影片

If you did, give it a big thumbs up.

如果你喜歡，請按個讚

Comment below, is this just us?

留下留言，讓我們知道是只有我們（覺得網路酸民很多）嗎？

Are we the only jerks that feel this way?

只有古怪如我們這樣認為嗎？

Or is this what the internet is like?

還是這就是網路的形態？

I think we're geniuses actually.

我想我們基本上是天才啦

- Yeah, me too, I agree.

- 對，我也是，我同意

- You can check out that video we did on Connor's channel as well,

- 你也可以看我們在 Connor 的頻道拍的其他影片，

the link is in the description.

連結在下方的介紹框

It's super fun and cool.

這些都非常好玩、很酷

- We do Instagram things.

- 我們也有在玩 Instagram

We recreate the most popular Instagrams on Instagram,

我們重製了 Instagram 中最熱門的 Instagram po文，

so you should go check that out, click my face.

所以你必須去看一看，點我的臉！

- We had such a good time,

- 我們度過很快樂的時光

we had such a good time shooting it.

我們在拍攝的過程中非常開心

My last video's right over there.

我上一部影片在這邊

My vlog's right over there, and yo,

我的影音部落格在這裡

click subscribe because I make new videos

點選訂閱吧，因為我會上傳新的影片

every Monday and Thursday.

每週一和每週四

You wanna try the thing with me, wanna try the thing with me?

想跟著我一起比嗎？

- You know I do it wrong every time.

- 你知道我每次都做錯

- One love, Superwoman.

- 一顆愛心，Superwoman

That's how you wrap and zoop.

就是要這樣結束，然後揮一下

Damn.

懂？

- Sass.

- 狂