(humming)

（哼歌）

I'm a huge nap lover.

我超愛睡午覺

I love taking naps, everyone does.

我愛午休，每個人都愛

I don't nap ever because I end up sleeping for at least 5 hours.

我從不睡午覺因為每次我都睡超過五小時

I have to be in the perfect position in order for me to fall asleep.

我必須要有完美的午睡姿勢我才能夠睡著

It's not hard to fall asleep, falling in a couch I'll be dead.

入睡不難，給我張沙發我就會睡死

I can't nap like this. If I'm in a car, like this.

我無法這樣睡。像是如果我在車裡，這樣我也無法

I also can't nap if it's too claustrophobic and I feel like I can't breathe.

如果是在太壓迫的空間裡我也沒辦法午休，我感覺會窒息

Oh WOW.

喔，哇！

It's like a bean bag.

這像是個懶骨頭

Wow, it looks like a submarine helmet.

哇嗚，這長得好像潛水帽

Off the bed this is gigantic.

在床外戴這個也太巨大了吧

This thing looks ridiculous.

這長得太滑稽了

It's like I'm about to rob a bank.

長得像是我準備要搶銀行

Where do you put your face?

臉的位子在哪啊？

How do I do it? Like this?

我要怎麼戴？這樣嗎？

I'm assuming this side is the front so you can poke out.

我猜這是正面因為你的臉可以從這擠出來

I think, yeah, I mean...hold up, is that, you put your hands here?

我想，嗯，我是說...等等，手是放在這嗎？

It already sucks for people with the glasses. I think I have to keep taking on and off...

這對戴眼鏡的人來說糟透了。我想我必須一直拿上拿下...

How do I look?

我長得如何？

I don't...like it.

我不...喜歡

I don't like having my head so warm.

我的頭變好熱我不喜歡

Who sleeps like this? This is like.....hahaha

誰會這樣睡覺啊？這是.....哈哈哈

But, it is making me fall asleep already cause I feel vey soothed.

但這讓我快睡著了，我感到非常放鬆

It is comfortable, yeah.

這真舒服，沒錯

I could f**k with this. This is nice.

我可以戴著這個做愛，感覺真好

People wear like eye masks when they sleep, this covers your eyes...So it's like dark.

人們在睡覺時會戴眼罩，這遮住了你的眼睛...嗯還蠻暗的

But then when you let your head down you bump your nose.

但當你趴下你會撞到你的鼻子

Nope, nope, it doesn't feel good.

不，不，這不舒服

It looks like I have a turkey on my head.

這看起來像是有個火雞在我頭上

It's like a bean bag chair for your head.

這像是給你的頭用得懶骨頭沙發

Yeah, I know, if I saw someone walking around with this, I would think they're weird.

嗯，如果我看到有人帶著這個走來走去，我會覺得他們很奇怪

It feels like I'm getting arrested.

這感覺像是我被逮捕了

Oh my god, 80 bucks is...like a squid. No.

喔老天，花 80 塊...然後變得像是隻魷魚。免談

This is kinda ok. I feel like I'm kissing the table everytime I go down.

這好像還可以，每次趴下我都像是要親吻桌子

I don't think I will ever buy this. It looks funny.

我覺得我永遠不會買這個。太可笑了

I'd rather sleep like this.

我寧願這樣睡覺

I feel like I'm always being half-assing my naps and this helps me full-ass my naps. It really just take it up to the next level.

我覺得我每次午覺都睡不好，但這可以改善我的午睡品質。它完全把午睡提升到下一個等級

Who created this? Who thought this could be a good idea?

誰發明這個？到底是誰覺得這是個好點子？

In the words of Taylor Swift, "The haters are gonna hate, hate, hate."

套一句泰勒斯的話：「酸民就是會一直酸酸酸」

You know, if you feel good in this, who cares what other people are thinking of your say.

你知道，如果你覺得這樣很棒，誰管別人怎麼想你

Would you wear this to the airport?

你會戴著這個去機場嗎？

F**k no.

死都不會

Like that?

像這樣？

HAHAHA

哈哈哈

This is definitely more lightweight, you can definitely stick this in your backpack if you're traveling.

這輕多了，你完全可以在旅遊時把這個塞進你的包包裡

I don't understand how you would use it.

我不懂這要怎麼用

I don't think this...I think I'm gonna break this.

我不覺得這...我想我會把它用壞

I don't think it's for your head.

我不覺得這是套在你頭上的

It looks like it will be fun for the first 5 seconds and then my arms are gonna numb.

這在剛開始會很好玩但五秒過後我的手臂就會麻掉

This one is not as comfortable.

這個就沒有那麼舒服了

That's nice.

這很棒

Oh yeah, this is great. Ok, this is how I sleep on the plane.

喔，這真棒。對，這就是我在機上睡覺的樣子

This one just feels like it's cheap version...I'm gonna nap, I'm gonna balls the wall, I'm not gonna half-ass this shit.

這個感覺像是便宜貨。我只是要睡午覺，要徹底睡著，而不是隨便靠這種東西入睡

I just don't see involving my hands while sleeping cause I used to keep my hands next to me.

我無法在睡覺時用到我的手因為我習慣把手放在旁邊

This is more suited for the kind of position I have when I sleep.

這和我的睡姿比較契合

The material is so soft, it feels like you're already in another dimension.

材質真柔軟，感覺你已身在另一個維度

It doesn't feel as comfortable as the other one.

這感覺沒有另一個舒服

I like this one so much more.

我更喜歡這個

It just so bright now still...

只是現在好亮...

If someone comes in and kidnaps me, I will know. I just won't like be able to take it off fast enough to react.

如果某人進來要綁架我，我會知道。我根本會來不及脫下它，反應不過來（指前一個套頭的睡枕）

But this, like, you just open your eyes.

但是這個，你只需要張開眼睛

Definitely like this one more.

絕對比較喜歡這個