字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - I surrender. - (clapping) Yeah. - You guys, (beep) this test, this is horrible. (upbeat music) - We have a 16 year old who is taking 'em very soon, right? - Yeah, she's super stressed out about it. - My son has taken a PSAT so far. - My son just took it, and P.S. it was really hard. - When in doubt, you choose C right? - We read a passage, and we have to answer questions about it. - My emotions are complicated, not readily verifiable. Like who's emotions are readily verifiable? - I'm already zoning out. - And what I do is both a challenge to my egotism and a surrender to it. (exhaling) - Deep (bleep). - It's very teenangsty. - And a lot of needlessly large words. - I don't even want to read it, that's why I'm skimming. - Okay, which choice provides the best evidence, for the answer to the previous question? - Oh my gosh, really? - I have to go back and reread it? It was painful enough the first time. - I don't know, I don't even want to think about that question anymore. Moving on. - [blonde hair] Oh my God. - [brunette] Oh. - That passage was obtuse, to use an SAT word. - Two wrong, eight right. - I only have four correct, it's very sad. - (laughing) I didn't even fill out the form properly because I'm missing one. - This is writing and language test. - Grammar Nerd Heaven. - People be oppressed and including the - Now, that's bad. - Included - So, Sarah wants to add more words, and I want to delete the whole thing. - I took me a minute to understand actually what they were asking the question. - [Dark Hair] Yeah, what are they asking? I don't understand. - As an adult, I've learned that if you don't use proper grammar, it makes you look really stupid. - We both got seven out of nine, we got the exact same ones. - A couple of them were tricky. - Four wrong, I'm never gonna live this down. - I got three wrong, so six right. - When you get in that testing environment, you start to second guess. - Math test, no calculator. - I'm sweating. - I'm having anxiety, just like looking at this. - I feel like I have to say, math is important kids, but it's really not. - Which of the following expressions is equal to zero for sum value of x? - I don't even know what the question is asking me. - Like the names of people I went to kindergarten with, I can recall, no problem, but what expression is equal to zero, for sum value of x? - What's the point of the - What ever happens, it becomes positive no matter what. - Literally, nothing you just said made sense to me. - Oh my God, I don't want to subject my children to this. - 10 divided by zero would be, 10, right. - No, I don't think so. - No, I got it wrong 'cause if I had gotten it right, the answer would be one half, but that's not a choice. - Do we have to divide the whole thing? Like do we - [Blonde] What, no. My brain, I cant. - No. - Five, out of six. - Two, out of six. - I got two legitimate answers right, then I got two right by guessing, for a total of four. - I'm trying to think of like a time after you get through college, when you really have to sit and be so focused, for so long. - It's horrible, it's so hard. I'm an adult now, math, and I don't use this, in my life, math. - I still don't like testing period - Never make me do that again.