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  • - My fear is that I'm gonna like the way that I look

  • when professionally photographed.

  • That it's just a reminder that I don't look that way.

  • - [Voiceover] What are you most insecure about physically?

  • - What am I most insecure about physically?

  • - Growing up, I thought I was too pudgy.

  • I didn't wanna take my shirt off at the pool.

  • Then now that I'm an adult,

  • I think I'm, like, too thin and scrawny.

  • Intellectually I know that I'm now any less of a man

  • because I'm not big and strong,

  • but it's hard sometimes to not look

  • at the people around you and feel less than.

  • - What I think makes a man attractive is athleticism.

  • I have a scar that goes up my knee right here.

  • When I cut my knee open, I was in the hospital

  • for like two and a half weeks,

  • and I was recovering for months.

  • I resent the fact that it's made me weaker.

  • - I am proportioned like a skinny person

  • but I have no muscles, instead I just have fat there.

  • I don't have big arms.

  • And I'd rather stay under the sleeves

  • that go all the way to my elbows.

  • I'm always in sleeves that go all the way to my elbow

  • because then that covers up every part of my body

  • where there's supposed to be muscle definition.

  • - Yeah, if I have to open up here,

  • I don't really like the way that I look most of the time.

  • I grew up in an environment

  • where I was beat up a lot

  • and I was made fun of,

  • and I was kind of told everyday that I was ugly.

  • And then in the home life, you know, being Korean,

  • I was also told that I could always be improving how I look.

  • I don't talk about my feelings openly.

  • One wouldn't expect me to have a lot of issues about my body

  • when I'm just riddled with body insecurity.

  • - Normally, when we do shoots,

  • we always get really, really beautiful models,

  • so when we do-- - [Keith] Okay.

  • - No, no, no, but I'm saying-- - [Keith] Alright.

  • - I'm recreating a John Krasinski Men's Health magazine

  • photo where he looks fucking fine as hell.

  • I'm a comedian, right, I'm a funny guy.

  • And I've always thought growing up like,

  • funny guys get to look however they want,

  • and that's not it anymore.

  • Like Chris Pratt was like my body type,

  • and now he's an action star.

  • - Try and make those shoulders a little tough,

  • though, look tough.

  • - How do you look tough with your shoulders.

  • John Krasinski, same body type.

  • Now he's an action star.

  • You are supposed to have this masculine-ness to you,

  • even if you're a clown.

  • - You have really, like, feminine lips, I like that.

  • - I know I have very feminine lips.

  • - I never felt that attractive until I met my wife.

  • So today, I'm recreating a Cristiano Ronaldo ad.

  • And he looks freaking delicious.

  • - You got some big shoes to fill, he's really good looking.

  • - Yes, I know.

  • (groans)

  • Muscle, everywhere.

  • Yes, I would absolutely wanna look like Cristiano Ronaldo.

  • He's a Greek god.

  • Okay, here's my belly.

  • (grunts)

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - Now I just gotta stay like this for an hour.

  • Being in good physical shape is so attractive to me

  • because it's the opposite of this horrible period

  • of time in my life when I was injured.

  • - We need people to believe that I'm sexy.

  • - We have to make you a Belieber.

  • - I'm recreating a Justin Beiber photo today.

  • He's hot, Bieber's hot.

  • I assume we were born with somewhat similar assets.

  • He was a small-ish guy, very skinny.

  • You know, to his credit, he worked out a lot.

  • But, this photo got a lot of heat

  • because it was Photoshopped pretty heavily.

  • I dunno who decided, but they made Bieber more ripped

  • and they made his bulge bigger.

  • They gave him a bigger dick.

  • - [Yuichi] You went from a four to

  • like a seven and a half now.

  • - I was at a four?

  • Come on, man.

  • - Getting makeup professionally done

  • only confirms my greatest fear that I have a big fat face.

  • So I'm recreating the Magic Mike XXL poster.

  • Channing Tatum, front and center.

  • Triple threat. Really good looking,

  • can model, can act, can dance.

  • Films like Magic Mike series, it is part of this enjoyment

  • of the perfect male physique.

  • Every guy wants abs, but they're just so hard to get.

  • First you have to eat a certain way, then you can't drink.

  • - [Yuichi] Do you drink beer?

  • - I drink everything.

  • I'm of the opinion that these things are attainable

  • if you have the time and the money

  • and the team to constantly work out

  • and get that eight pack abs.

  • It's just, no one's that rich

  • or has that much time except for celebrities

  • and actors and models.

  • It's not our job to look that good.

  • - Let's take some photos.

  • Masculine, masculine, masculine, masculine.

  • - [Macey] I want you to walk into it.

  • So first one, so try to make it look a little more natural.

  • - I don't think I've ever looked at myself

  • and then like, fuck yeah, boy you are hot as fuck.

  • I feel like I'm not masculine enough.

  • Although I was told that I looked good in the tank top

  • which is great cause I'm terrified of wearing a tank top

  • because a tank top shows your arms off

  • and if you don't have any arms to show off,

  • then you're just like, hey, look at me,

  • I'm out of shape.

  • Look at the gangly noodle man.

  • - Less sad, you look really sad.

  • Now you look scared.

  • - We're gonna have to,

  • maybe define the muscles a little bit more,

  • make him look more rugged.

  • Good, good, that looks great.

  • - Yeah. Asian Channing Tatum.

  • I just know that there's so much about me

  • that is not up to par.

  • - [Macey] That was really close.

  • - This is tough.

  • Whether people think you look good or you don't,

  • like, anyone can have problems with how they look.

  • Hopefully we have at least one that looks kind of like

  • the Channing Tatum photo.

  • - So when we send this to the re-toucher,

  • they're probably gonna have to stitch his body

  • from different frames and put them together.

  • - So he wasn't actually jumping?

  • - He's also a natural thruster.

  • - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

  • Right now, we're comparing ourselves to this image

  • of someone who's like beautifully sculpted.

  • That's not the most healthy thing to do.

  • - [Macey] Just like be Cristiano.

  • - Hey, I look pretty good.

  • Amazing what makeup and lighting can do for you.

  • This is the way his body looks,

  • not because he's an underwear model,

  • but because he is a professional sports player.

  • - [Macey] Kind of looks like

  • he's looking at something in the distance. Like sexily.

  • - Like he's better than it?

  • - [Macey] Like he's better than it.

  • - Like he also wants it

  • It's hard to do all this but also have a neutral face.

  • I might feel dismayed that I am not that,

  • but seeing the fantasy of that might be really exciting.

  • I need positive reinforcement.

  • - You look great.

  • - Okay.

  • - That would be pretty impossible for anyone, actually,

  • to be as perfect as Cristiano.

  • Props to Ned.

  • - I'll put the photo next to the place

  • where I'm doing push ups.

  • - [Macey] You look good, kid.

  • - [Ned] And that's before Photoshop.

  • - I feel like I'm definitely killing it

  • and have no self doubts about this moment.

  • I'll tell you growing up, I never felt hot.

  • I felt like a nerd.

  • - [Voiceover] You look huggable.

  • I feel like Bieber's supposed

  • to look fuck-able, not huggable.

  • - [Macey] So try to look more fuck-able.

  • - Okay, that's it?

  • I'm sorry. - [Macey] Why're you laughing?

  • - It's harder than I thought it would be.

  • Hopefully, I think that it's alien and weird

  • and I'm like, nah, fuck that, my body's beautiful,

  • I should love me, but I might prefer it.

  • I might prefer it.

  • How much work do you think the Photoshop artist

  • is gonna have to do it to make me look like that?

  • - If Bieber's wasn't enough, they're definitely gonna have

  • to do something to yours. - [Zach] Yeah.

  • - His bulge probably has to be a little bigger.

  • (rock music)

  • - Now we have the Photoshopped results,

  • so we're gonna check them out.

  • - I have this fear of seeing the final photo

  • and being crushed and knowing

  • that I can never achieve that ideal.

  • I think I look awful.

  • I hate this photo.

  • I look like a surprised baby.

  • I think a lot of guys use humor as a coping mechanism.

  • If I don't laugh at this photo,

  • then the only other option is to feel bad about it.

  • You haven't seen it?

  • Okay.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh my God.

  • I look like an action figure.

  • Everything that I'm insecure about

  • has been erased in this photo.

  • Looking at this photo now,

  • I feel like I should look like this.

  • Like should I not be okay with my body?

  • Should I be striving for this?

  • When I think of my attractiveness,

  • I think about my personality.

  • But as guys, you don't often think of your body as sexual.

  • - I think a lot of men out there,

  • especially straight men, don't necessarily confront that

  • as openly as LGBT men, but for me,

  • having to always constantly deal with my relationship

  • with my body and navigate that,

  • this'll be really, really eye-opening.

  • Huh.

  • I was just struck with a really great epiphany.

  • I've always wanted to look like this,

  • but seeing this now in front of me

  • makes me realize I'll always have a problem with my body

  • cause I just thought that my stomach still looks fat.

  • It really shows how me being so hypercritical of myself

  • won't translate into being more self-confident.

  • If you have a problem with how you look,

  • that's a way deeper issue than just changing your outsides.

  • - I'm excited to see it.

  • I wanna see how I look, you know,

  • all swole and sexy, like Mr. Krasinski.

  • But I'm also afraid that maybe

  • it will make me feel worse about myself.

  • Let's see what a perfect Keith would look like.

  • Oh, man, look at those arms,

  • those arms are huge.

  • Man, I look strong as fuck.

  • This is terrifying.

  • I don't like that at all.

  • No one wants to be friends with this guy.

  • This guy looks like a jerk.

  • This is Brad.

  • They put muscles on my shadow.

  • My shadow could beat me up.

  • While I lament that my body's not better,

  • I don't know if I really wanna look like that.

  • Maybe I like my soft body more than I thought.

  • - Having good muscles means that

  • you're also healthy and strong.

  • That is what I want to be as a man.

  • Healthy so that I can provide for my family,

  • so that I can carry children up stairs.

  • Oh, damn.

  • I look like a god among men.

  • There's muscle there that I do not have.

  • Cristiano Ronaldo is so rare,

  • he's like 0.01% of the population that looks like that.

  • If I wanted to look like this and have my job

  • and, like, spend time with family,

  • there's just not enough hours in the day.

  • You're just seeking to attain something

  • that you can never get.

  • Earlier I said that the stronger you are,

  • the more healthy you are.

  • There's a lot of other aspects to health

  • that strength doesn't encompass.

  • If I did all the things I would need to do

  • to have this sort of body, I don't think I would be healthy.

  • - I will always have issues with how I look.

  • But maybe I can lessen those issues

  • by focusing on things that really matter.

  • People aren't gonna just remember you

  • because you have six pack abs.

  • They're gonna remember you because you're a good person.

  • - I'm happy with my life.

  • Why is one photo making me think

  • that I'm not happy with my life?

  • I'm totally fine with who I am.

  • Improve yourself because you want to,

  • and because you enjoy it,

  • not because you're trying to achieve an ideal

  • that someone has told you you should fit.

  • - Lots of people out there think that

  • like, if you're a guy, you should just,

  • you should work hard and be strong,

  • and if you're unhappy with your body, you change it.

  • It's like, if you're unhappy with your body,

  • maybe you should just learn to love yourself

  • for more than just your body.

  • - I call these lines penis cleavage.

  • So my dick cleavage looks great.

  • - [Macey] One, two, three.

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • Yeah, yeah.

- My fear is that I'm gonna like the way that I look

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