Ben: This is Elliot's garden,

這是Elliot的花園

Ben: recently Elliot decided to rip up his garden,

最近他決定要整修花園

Ben: add in a few new features.

加入一些新的元素

Ben: One of those new features are these guys, also known as Elliot's prize possession gnomes.

其中一個新元素是這些小傢伙

Ben: This one happens to be Elliot's favorite. No surprise, because Elliot's an alcoholic.

他們叫作Elliot的花園精靈

Ben: There's a thing called "gnoming",

而這隻是他的最愛

Ben: Basically where you steal someone's gnome, take pictures of it in different locations,

不意外，因為他是個酒鬼

Ben: Creeping them out.

有種東西叫做偷精靈 基本上就是偷走別人的花園精靈

Ben: Elliot, me and gnomie are going on a trip,

在各種地點幫他拍照

Ben: Sorry Bro!

寄去嚇他們的主人

Ben: I've just sent Elliot the first picture.

Elliot...小精靈和我要來一場奇幻旅程

Ben: *Laughter

抱歉了，兄弟

Elliot: WHERE'S MY GNOME?

我把照片寄給Elliot了

Ben: Elliot what are you doing?

他去哪了？

Ben: What are you doing?

Elliot你在做什麼？

Elliot: Why are you recording?

你在做什麼？

Ben: Because Elliot you look like a nutter in the bliming garden!

你為什麼在錄影？

Ben: Calm down just...

因為你在花園裡鬼鬼祟祟的

Elliot: No! No Ben, that! That is what's wrong!

冷靜點...Elliot

Elliot: Why is Farmer Chris with my gnome?

這就是問題所在

Ben: I don't know Elliot...

為什麼有酒吧老闆和我的精靈的合照？

Elliot: No! Is this a sick joke?

我不知道...Elliot

Ben: Elliot I don't know why he has got it.

這又是另一個病態的玩笑嗎？

Elliot: Ben that's a limited edition. It's a French gnome from TUNISIA!

我不知道他為什麼會跑掉

Ben: What? Wh...WHAT?

Ben...那是外國進口的限量版耶！

Elliot: HIS NAME IS DENZEL!

突尼西亞來的

Ben: What did they say?

啥？啥？啥？

Elliot: Well he's not there by the way, and guess what?

他的名字是丹佐

Ben: What?

有找到嗎？

Elliot: I am also barred, because THE LAST TIME I WENT IN THERE BEN,

不...他不在那裡，對了...你猜怎麼來著

Elliot: I HAD A GOD DAMN HARD ON!

怎麼了？

Ben: Even if Chris has got it, it's not exactly a big deal...

我被禁止進酒吧了

Elliot: No, this is becoming a sick joke now,

因為上次我來的時候

Elliot: NANA'S EVEN GOT ONE!

下面整個硬起來了 (之前的影片，被下威而鋼)

Elliot: Shutup!

只不過是個裝飾嘛，有那麼嚴重嗎？

Ben: Elliot...

這又是另一個病態的玩笑

Elliot: WHERE IS HE YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS!

奶奶也跟他合照了

Ben: Elliot calm down...

閉嘴

Elliot: Denzel my gnome!

他在哪裡？你知道他在哪裡！

Ben: Elliot calm down.

冷靜點！Elliot

Elliot: There is a photo of you right there with him!

丹佐！我的花園精靈

Elliot: WHERE IS HE?

這裡有你和他的合照

Nana: He went yesterday.

他在哪裡？

Elliot: Oh I suppose he walked out did he?

他昨天就走了

Nana: No in a taxi!

喔...是喔，我猜他長出腳走出去了

Elliot: WHAT TO L.A?

不！他是搭計程車走的

Elliot: LOOK HE IS WITH BLOODY SIMON COWELL NOW!

他們在哪？

Elliot: Alright enough of this I am leaving...

他現在跟西蒙高維爾在一起了

Ben: Hi Grand-dad.

我問夠了，閃人吧

*Grand-dad moans

嗨！爺爺

Ben: Elliot cheer up for goodness' sake.

振作點 Elliot，我們會找到他的

Elliot: No Ben because he has gone for the famous life now,

不..Ben，他現在跟我最愛的製作人跑了

Ben: Elliot...

我要去哪裡找西蒙高維爾... 我根本不認識任何名人啊

Elliot: Hanging out with Simon Cowell, he hangs out with all the famous people.

只是個花園精靈嘛...

Ben: Its a gnome Elliot its just a gnome

那是我的花園精靈，下次還有什麼會跑掉？

Elliot: Yeah but its my gnome that's going to go on X-Factor next week.

等等

Ben: Elliot its not gonna...

諾曼...

Elliot: Wait, wait.

啥？

Elliot: NORMAN!

我們鄰居諾曼拿走了

Ben: What?

什麼意思？

Elliot: Norman's got him.

把你那隻死貓交出來！

Ben: What do you mean?

-Elliot...Elliot...Elliot -不！誰准你亂動我的花園精靈的

Elliot: Gimme that bloody cat of yours!

Elliot住手，你會被當神經病的

Ben: Elliot Elliot...

沒那麼嚴重啦，只是個花園精靈裝飾

Elliot: No no!

Ben...

Elliot: Cuz he smells like shit and he's taken my gnome!

我昨天睡覺前還檢查過兩次他還在原地的

Ben: Elliot Elliot, Elliot get back Elliot...

一覺醒來他就不見了

Ben: For goodness' sake you are nuts Elliot.

我不知道這是哪了

Elliot: I am not nuts!

啥？

Ben: Elliot you can't get worked up over this its just a gnome.

這是脫衣酒吧啊！Ben

Elliot: Ben, I polish him twice a night before I go to bed, and he goes to bed nice and crystal!

他竟然比我還會把妹

Elliot: I got no ways for this one.

怎麼了？

Ben: What?

抱歉了 兄弟

Elliot: The strip club Ben, HE'S PULLING MORE GIRLS THAN ME!

你殺了丹佐！

Ben: I just sent him another one.

*Elliot growls

Ben: What's that?

Ben in recording: Sorry Bro!

Elliot: BENNNNNN!!!!!!

Ben: Elliot Elliot Elliot calm!

Elliot: YOU KILLED DENZEL!