Name: 怪獸過海關！箱子裡的怪獸到底過不過得了柯登這一關？('Fantastic Beasts' of the TSA w/ Eddie Redmayne)
Uploaded: 2016-12-27T23:00:00.000Z
Duration: 3 min 15 s

未來簡單式

OK. Come this way, sir. I'm gonna have to inspect it, I'm afraid.

好的，先生這邊請，我恐怕需要檢查一下了。

OK, everybody here is in a hurry, OK, sir? Except me.

這邊的每一個人都在趕時間，懂嗎，先生？除了我之外。

- Okay...　- Do you want me to blow this whistle?

- 好吧...　- 您想要我吹哨子嗎？

- No, I don't.　- Do you want me to blow this whistle?

- 不，我不想。 - 您想要我吹哨子嗎？

-I don't want you to blow your whistle.　-Do you want me to blow this whistle?

- 我不要你吹哨子。  - 您確定要我吹哨子？

No! I don't want you to blow your whistle.

If you back me into a corner, I will whistle my way out of it. OK?

您如果把我逼到束手無策，我就會吹哨子掙脫，懂嗎？

Will you be quiet? Now, please, would you just get back down there and shut up?

你可以安靜點嗎？拜託你回去箱子裡然後閉嘴，好嗎？

行李是您自己打包的嗎，先生？

Um... It's actually not that simple, it's sort of...

I can explain. I know it looks... Well, I do know it looks like it... it's not—

我可以解釋，我知道看起來... 嗯，我知道那看來像... 它不是──

This is a hard and fast rule, sir! Nothing over 3.4 ounces.

先生，我們有明文規定！不能帶超過 3.4 盎司（100 克）的液體。

I'm so sorry. Do you know what? You can chuck that. I don't... I don't need it.

非常抱歉，這樣吧？你可以把它丟掉，我不... 我不需要它。

Trying to get rid of the evidence, are you?

I'm going to have to give this a thorough examination. You stay right there.

我得仔細地檢查這項物品。您就待著這兒別動。

- This happens every time!　- OK, not now.

- 每次都發生這樣的事！ - 好了，現在別談。

How many times do I have to tell you "don't bring the mouthwash"?

我要跟你告誡幾次「別帶漱口水」？

- You don't even use the mouthwash!　- I hear you...

- 你根本沒在用漱口水！ - 我知道...

I hear you. But please will you just be quiet for one moment?

我聽到了，但可不可以請你安靜一下下就好？

It is so cramped in here. I'm not the only fantastic beast—

這裡面真的很擠，我不是唯一的怪獸──

I know you're not the only fantastic beast. I hear you. But please will you just shut up?

我知道裡面不只你一隻怪獸，我了解，但請你閉嘴好嗎？

- I—　- Could you two keep it down? I'm trying to sleep in here!

- 我──　- 你們倆可以小聲點嗎？我試著要睡覺欸！

I thought you said you're sleeping on the plane.

No, I'm gonna watch a movie on the plane.

I wanna watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2"!

Oh, my God, it's so good! It's even better than the original. I can't believe they outdid it, but they did.

我的天啊，那超好看！比第一集還好看，我不敢想像他們竟然能拍得更好，但他們做到了。

We had enough conversation. Would you get back in there now? He's coming back. OK, get in there, come on!

我們聊夠，你們可以進去了嗎？他要回來了。好啦，進去吧，快點！

I'm afraid I had to confiscate and destroy the mouthwash, sir, but other than that, you are free to go.

先生，很抱歉我得沒收並銷毀您的漱口水，但除此之外，您可以走了。

欸，這附近有 Cinnabon 嗎？（註：美國一間賣肉桂捲的麵包店）

Another free mouthwash, John. Best job in the world.

John，又一瓶免費漱口水了。這是世界上最棒的工作。