Name: 為什麼帥哥辣妹能夠毀了你的晚上？聽起來滿有道理的 (How Hot People Ruin Your Night)
Uploaded: 2017-02-03T02:29:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 18 s

基礎被動語態

I was supposed to drink the coins, right?

我是不是要連這塊硬幣都喝下去呀?

A bunch a good looking people just walked in.

Is it because you're gonna be self conscious

- Is it because they're bad at conversation

- Ooh, they remind you of unattainable social standards.

還是說，他們讓你覺得自己的社會地位不如他們

- No, it's 'cause now I'm gonna have to go over there

才不是，是因為我現在就要過去

拜託，你們以為我很喜歡這樣嗎?

Trying to fuck good looking people's hard work.

這種電爆帥哥美女的工作誰要做

Let me know if I owe someone money for the beer.

- If I don't do this tonight, I'm gonna regret it tomorrow!

- There will always be hot people, okay?!

- Okay, tryin' to hook up with people isn't work.

你現在該不會在Tinder(交友軟體線)上吧?

- Our connected world means we're less connected than ever.

網路世界反倒讓我們變得更「亡路」了

- I hate how focused on this you are right now.

我不喜歡你這麼地專注在這件事情上

- I hate that you hate that I love to love!

我才不喜歡妳討厭我喜愛的事情吧!

- And loving, in this case, means trying to bag attractives.

依我看來，熱愛自己想做的事有一種魅力

- Is it awful to work hard at what you love?

I am, in the immortal words of John Lennon,

我引用一位勞工階級英雄約翰藍儂

- And couldn't the workers use a hero these days?

of trying to stick it in some quality wet.

- What separates the dreamers from the achievers?

這就是做白日夢與夢想實踐家的差別!

not to go and bother a bunch of strangers in public?

- Gosh, ya know, I guess it's because I'm from the Midwest,

We believe in this nation of possibilities.

This is America. In America, we rolled up our sleeves

這就是美國，在這裡我們挽起袖子

and say "What can I do, how can I be of service?"

問自己:「我能做甚麼? 我能付出甚麼?」

good looking young people, because the only thing harder

墊爆年輕的型男正妹，真正困難的

than going after what you want to achieve

is looking at yourself in the mirror if you don't even try!

So while I may want to stay with you, my friends,

所以，同志們，我要和你們並肩

my comfort and my safety, I am duty bound

我的歸屬感與安全感，我充滿使命感

to eat out a stranger at their apartment,

too tired to teach a college student how to give a hand job

孜孜不倦地指導大學生如何打手槍

以你為榮，Mike。祝你好運!(法語)

大家好! 我是College Humor的Shavonne

Click over here to subscribe, and click here

點一下這裡訂閱我們的頻道，點一下這裡

I've only eaten pizza for such a long time.

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