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  • (Pharmaceutical) If the rabbit look like this, how would look the carrot?

  • (Ma'am) Excuse me?

  • (clearing throat) Yes, welcome to pharmacies Ayayay. How can I help you?

  • Doc, help us, please,

  • I'm not a doctor, ma'am.

  • It is that my chlid is sick

  • And?

  • No, mom, nothing is wrong.

  • Let the doctor help us.

  • ¡I am not a doctor!

  • What happens is that something like pus is coming from all over his body.

  • The sheets. ¡Look like they are! And the socks. Stiff because of the pus.

  • ¡Damn, Ma'am! ¿How I explain to you?

  • No, don't explain her.

  • Eh, ma'am your son is not sick, it just...

  • ¡Kill me!

  • He pulled the monkey. (monkey sound)

  • Mo-monkey? We only have dogs in the house.

  • ¡No, no, ma'am! Your son makes the... White sport.

  • ¿You play tennis again?

  • No, ma'am, your son makes the manuela, play marbles, caresses the puppet, is milked.

  • he pulls the gut, he fans the bird, wash hands, trow the dices. [Sound effects]

  • Cleans his saber? Hang the goose? stabs the cat?

  • [Meow]

  • The cat?

  • I don't understand you

  • Ay, your son Jac--

  • [Bleep]

  • --Toching his own d--

  • -- and sometimes--

  • --that's why--

  • --in the sheets!

  • Sorry, Doc, but with that bleep

  • I can´t understand anything

  • Your son jacks off, Ma'am, Ay!

  • Next!

  • Hi. I need a pregnancy test

  • it's for a school work

  • [Concience] Yeah, sure, and motels are for stay and sleep!

  • Five dollars.

  • Let´s see...

  • Here.

  • Thanks.

  • [Concience] Ugh, The kids of today!

  • Next!

  • Doc.

  • I'm not a doctor, sir.

  • [Concience] Does this look like a consulting room? How stressing!

  • How can I help you?

  • I need pills for Alzeheimer.

  • Sure. Prescription?

  • Here, It's not very readable, cause' is doctor's letter.

  • Calm down, I studied hieroglyph during five years to read this prescriptions.

  • Here´s the syrup. Take one tablespoon after each meal.

  • What's this?

  • The syrup, for the alzeheimer!

  • Who has alzeheimer?

  • You!

  • Who am I?

  • Ugh! Next!

  • ugh, you again, girl?

  • Give me one of that "Magic Pills"

  • No, girl! Here we don´t sell drugs!

  • [Whispering] Come around here by 8:00 PM, back door, and I'll help you.

  • No,no! Not that kind of "magic pills", the other "magic pills"!

  • which?

  • I need a morning-after pill

  • Prescription!

  • Prescription? Until I get a doctor's appointment, I´ll give birth.

  • Pres-crip-tion!

  • [Concience] Ugh, the kids of today!

  • Next!

  • I remembered what those medicines are for!

  • What are they for?

  • Vitamins to grow strong and Healty!

  • Grow?

  • But you had more than eighty years!

  • Next!

  • Hello [Whispering] Do you have condoms?

  • Out, Chichico, you appeared in the other sketch!

  • Next!

  • Hello? Hello?

  • Good evening. do you have medicinal herb?

  • You know.

  • [Sound of disgust]

  • Prescription

  • They don't pay me enough

  • This is a cooking recipe!

  • Ugh! Nex-- Hello!

  • How can I help you? Is something wrong? Anything hurts you?

  • Give me please, antibiotics, and this chocolates.

  • The chocolates are for your girlfriend, i guess

  • No, I don't have a girlfriend, it's for my gradma. I want to visit her later.

  • [Concience] He don´t have a girlfriend, and he is kind, Sensitive! He's Perfect!

  • I don´t have boyfriend either

  • Such a beautiful girl?

  • Thanks

  • [Concience] Yes! He likes me! He likes me! He likes me!

  • If you want, after visiting my grandma, I can come here

  • and go for a coffee

  • [Conciense] anything you want!, when you want!; where you want!

  • And what are the antibiotics for?

  • for the Gonorrhea

  • Next!!

  • Dear students, have a nice weekend.

  • as homework, i need you to see 10 Sketches, 20 Microyapas, 10 Sponsors and 10 "Making of".

  • And follow us in all our social media. And if you don't subscribe, tomorrow come with your parents!

  • [Guy] But tomorrow is Saturday!

  • I don't care!

  • Hey-Hey!

(Pharmaceutical) If the rabbit look like this, how would look the carrot?

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