You know his face

他的臉，你也不陌生

Now you'll know the answer to the question

我們即將揭曉

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in everything these days?

Benedict Cumberbatch 無所不在的秘密

SHERLOCK

福爾摩斯

The world's most famous detective returns to the screen

這位舉世聞名的大偵探將重返螢幕

for like the 200th time

儘管他已經強勢回歸了數不清次

But this show is more than a rehash of public domain stories from the 1890s

這部傳奇將跳脫1890年代以來的故事軸

Now. they BLOG

這次，他們也寫部落格

I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths of different natural fibres

我寫了一個關於各種自然纖維的延展性的部落格

What are you typing?

你在幹麻？

Blog

寫部落格

About?

寫啥

US

我們的故事

Arrrg, next time they reboot Sherlock, Watson's going to be a vine star, isn't he?

呃，我在想下次當他們重拍福爾摩斯，華生是不是會變成一個狠角色？不會嗎？

What was that? Ahhh, alright, P-Vine

好吧...不會...

Meet Sherlock Holmes

容我向各位介紹福爾摩斯

Consulting detective

各界通吃的偵探

obsessive-compulsive

強迫症患者

and high-functioning sociopath

還有著高功能反社會人格

I'm a high-funtioning sociopath

我超白目

High-functioning sociopath

超北七

Which is all just Sherlock speak for

換句話說

he's ginormous dick to everyone

他對每個人都超 機 掰

She could be trying to tell us somethi...

她或許是要告訴我們...

Yes, thank you for your input

真是謝了 （諷刺）

Thrilled, as he solves London's toughest crimes

總是興奮地解開倫敦撲朔迷離的犯罪案

armed only with the ability to make helpful words float in thin air

擁有讓破案關鍵字飄在空中的超能力

And the power of knowing whatever the script needs him to know

還知道所有劇本要他知道的事（廢話）

How did you know his schedule?

你怎麼知道他的行動？

Because I do

我就是知道

While Sherlock is a man who's all brain and no heart

而這位只有理性沒有感性的大偵探

he's joined by Doctor Watson, a man who's all heart and no brain

身旁跟著只有感性沒有理性的華生醫生

Watch him endure endless abuse and still stick by its roommate's side

總是被福爾摩斯嗆卻仍與他形影不離

Because someone has to give a good reaction face...

我想是因為總有人要對福爾摩斯表達無言吧...

A few of those are from the office

有些畫面其實根本是從別的影片來的

I bet you didn't even notice

我打賭你根本就沒發現！

Get ready for a mystery series that's actually a superhero show in disguise

準備一起迎接這部打偵探片之名，行超級英雄片之實的影集

Complete with a super-powered main character

包括有著特異功能的主角

a trusty sidekick

一個忠心耿耿的跟屁蟲

a city to protect

一座充滿危險的城市

and great bad guys like Moriarty

還有像是 Moriarty 的大壞蛋

And honey, you should see me in a crown

親愛的，看著我如何成功吧

That dream sequence with Moriarty in it

Moriarty 出現在福爾摩斯一連串的夢裡

and the video implying Moriarty is back for season 4

還有那部賣著關子說他會強勢回歸於第四季的影片

but otherwise, the criminals turn out to be whatever actor has a small point of speaking role

而其他所有壞蛋都是那些沒有什麼台詞的小角色

Law and order rules, guys!

拜託，麻煩注意一下

They're universal

他們可是來自世界各地

So pour yourself a cup of tea

泡好你的茶

I'll bring you your morning tea

我幫你準備好了茶

Tea?

茶？

A cup of tea would be lovely

我想要喝茶

Toss on your favorite scarf

圍上你最愛的圍巾

And enjoy a witty smart clever show

然後享受這部機智又搞笑的好戲

Let's obnoxiously aware how witty smart clever is

你一定會發現它令人哭笑不得

Sounds clever

好像很厲害

Clever...

真是聰明...

As it keeps you on the edge of your seat

這部讓你坐立難安的影集

trying to solve the latest puzzles and cliffhangers

在高潮迭起中和你一起解開一道道關卡謎底

then spit in your face for even bothering to try

在你想都沒想到時嚇了你一大跳

Do you honestly believe that you have enough stupid theories this is gonna change what already happened?

你真的相信你的這些謬論可以改變已經發生過的事嗎？

And makes you care about Benedict Cumberbatch's portrayal of the character

你會越來越沈迷於 Benedict Cumberbatch 飾演的角色

then implies you're a loser for loving him

然後發現愛上他令人痛苦

He would be a fan of Sherlock Holmes

他會是福爾摩斯的粉絲

Well, EXCUSE me for loving your beautiful shark face

呃...抱歉齁愛上了你的鯊魚臉

I'm sure Elementary on CBS will appreciate my attention

CBS 的 Elementary 節目會很感謝我的宣傳

What have you got cooking in those pots?

你到底在煮什麼東西？

Oh this is not blackley christian old belt, splash of feline urine!

這可不是什麼基督⋯⋯（胡言亂語）

Nevermind

當我沒說

Starring

著名演員有

I'll Tumblr For Ya

網路上見

The Original Cumberbitch

Benedict 的死忠粉絲華生

Texting

line 上癮

I'll prefer to text

我比較想用line

He's texting me now

欸他密我了

Text me the details

把細節密我

I'll text you if I'm availabe

我有空的話再密你

Moriarty licking stuff

Moriarty 嗜舔症

Sherlock Sniffing Things

小狗狗福爾摩斯

Obviously

阿不然勒

Yes, obviously

對啊，不然呢

She? Obviously

她？阿不然勒

Some sort of code? Obviously

密碼嗎？阿不然勒

Obviously

阿不然勒

Sherlock Having No Friends

只有敵人沒有朋友的福爾摩斯

He doesn't have friends

他沒朋友

How many friends do you imagine he has

你覺得他有多少朋友?

I don't have friends

我沒朋友

I don't have FRIENDS

我才沒有朋友（厭惡臉）

A friend?

蛤？哪個朋友？

An enemy

不，是敵人

Oh, which one?

喔，你是說哪個敵人？

The Way British People Say 'Aluminum'

用英式腔調說「鋁」

Particularly enjoy the one about the aluminium crutch

特別喜歡那雙鋁製拐杖

Sherlock Being Unimpressed

福爾摩斯的各種無感

Sounds a bit dull

聽起來有點無聊

She's boring

她好無聊

Boring!

超無聊！

Dull

無趣

Dull. Boring. Predictable

無聊、愚蠢、不刺激

Watson's Adorable Little Run

可愛華生小跑步

I've been calling you

我打給你好多通電話

(running endlessly)

（無止盡小跑步）

Sherlock's Reverse Smile

招牌諷刺微笑

No, it wasn't! Wasn't it?

不是這樣的！蛤，不是嗎？

And, The Roast of Sherlock's Hat

阿還有，那頂廣受撻伐的帽子

I like your funny hat

你的帽子有夠好笑

Detective, the one with the silly hat

那個帽子很醜的偵探

The clever detective in the funny hat

帶著滑稽帽子的聰明偵探

C'mon, be honest, Sherlock!

欸福爾摩斯，招了吧！

You figure things out the same way everyone else does these days

你其實跟一般人沒啥不同對吧？

Ok, I learned it on YouTube

好啦我招，我都是從 YouTube 學來的

HA! I KNEW IT!

我就知道！

Hey, Sherlock fans!

嘿！各位福爾摩斯的影迷！

Do you want some more SWEET, EXCLUSIVE Benedict Cumberbatch footage?

你還想看更多 Benedict Cumberbatch 番外鏡頭嗎？

Well then you're in luck!

恭喜你！你有福了！

Check out Honest Interviews

只要上我們的「誠實訪問」第一季

Our first series from the team behind Honest Trailers

「誠實預告」團隊

where we sit down with your favorite stars and ask them to do silly stuff

將會為你送上你最愛的名人和他們搞笑的演出示範

Rough Wiggum, he's a favorite

模仿大家最愛的 Rough Wiggum

My cat's breath smells like cat food

我的貓的呼吸聞起來就像是貓罐頭

But that's not all

不只這樣

We've got BIG news

我們有個好消息

You can watch the first episode right now on our brand new channels - Screen Junkies News

你現在就可以在全新的「Screen Junkies News」頻道上觀賞第一集

That's right, we just launched the second YouTube channel devoted to live, breaking movie and tv news coverage

沒錯，我們在 YouTube 上成立了第二個頻道，關注各式電影和電視的即時新聞

featured all your favorite Screen Junkies and more

為你帶來最豐富精彩的內容

So you can check out the first honest interviews and subscribe to get daily live news coverage

現在就去觀賞第一集誠實訪問然後 follow 我們

Screen Junkies News, the only place on internet for entertainment news coverage

Screen Junkies News 為網路上唯一完整播報娛樂新聞的頻道

Except for all those other places

網路之外的不算（笑）

But hey, did we mention it's free?

不過，我有提到免費這兩個字嗎？

You guys like free!

我知道你們最愛免費的東西了！

I'm David Pumpkins, any questions?

我是大衛南瓜，有意見嗎

You've failed this kitty

你丟了這隻貓

Member Chewbacca? I member Chewbacca

Chewbacca？我知道阿

Suck...My...Nuts

吃我的蛋蛋吧

I'm a 400-foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings

我是一隻超大的自色鴨嘴熊，有粉角和銀翅

Do you like waffles?

你喜歡鬆餅嗎？