derp

i got zero shame

i'm dancing like elaine

invading peoples space

excuse me

here comes a fake laugh

and now i'm acting black

yo yo dawg

i know tons of raps

rap rap

like notorious 2-pac

im strapped

im such a doofus

acting like i'm clueless

but i can be ruthless

if you break my heart

you'll end up in a sh***y song

but i never ever ever get pissed or miffed

i just bottle up my rage

then write a hit

i treat haters like a fly at a picnic

and i whack em off

whack em off

i read every comment and message board

and "swiftkicker" said i wasnt as good as lorde

gonna find him and squish his testicles

turn and cough

turn and cough

i f**k english guys

groovy baby

i got hotdog thighs

i always act surprised

i won?

life is a surprise

yay me

these girls are working hard

yes we're working hard

they went to juilliard

maxed out credit cards

but i dance like a tard

that's true

and i'm a superstar

life's cruel

now i'll try twerking

but my butt ain't working

it's just some spastic jerking

let me crawl below

while i peek at your camel toes

hey hey hey

just think

in the time i spent writing a song about

shaking it off

i could have actually shaking it off

to this

sick

beat

this part's designed

to be sung in time

by some 12 year old girls in a mall

best friends

just turned 24 not a kid anymore

but i act like i'm just like y'all

what is this?

i asked for dijon mustard

and i'm driving you insane ,sane,sane,sane,sane

with my infinite refrain,frain,frain,frain,frain,frain

torturing your brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain

shut it off ! shut it off!

hahaha

i was hired by the cia -a-a

just to write a song to play,play,play,play,play

at quantanamo bay,bay,bay,bay,bay,baby

make it stop!make it stop!