Dork

夏洛克福爾摩斯

You look like a duck

對決

I had alfred read your books

蝙蝠俠

He told me they suck

開始

I'll crush your British nuts until

帽子還真好看

They "Bangers and Mash"

憨頭

I'v seen better detective work

你看起來像隻鴨子

In tango and cash

我叫阿福先看過你的書

You chump

他說有夠難看

I kick punks like you off the street

我要踢爆你的鳥蛋

While you and Velma here

再拿來做英式炒蛋

Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries

我看過更好的偵探推理

Nothing makes me laugh

像是探戈與金錢

But I bet raps can

你個傻瓜

So bring it on

我把像你一樣的無賴打回老家

Bitch

你只會和那個威瑪

I am Batman

解一堆幼稚的叔比狗謎題

I once met a rich fellow

沒有事情能讓我發笑

Who smelled of guano and pain

不過你的饒舌歌說不定可以

Holmes explain

所以放馬過來，賤人

I deduce this deuce stain

我是蝙蝠俠

Is Bruce Wayne

我見過一個有錢的傢伙

The billionaire?

聞起來像是痛苦混著蝙蝠大便

Yes, his wealth would allow

福爾摩斯解釋一下

This adversary of ours

我推論這個倒楣鬼是布魯斯偉恩

To afford the toys he need

那個億萬富翁？

Since he has no superpower

對，那堆財富讓我們這位敵人

You want a battle, bat?

去買他需要的玩具

Bring it then!

誰叫他沒有超能力

I heard he has a British Butler

小蝙蝠你想打架？

Good! Then he'll be used to

有種就來

Getting served by Englishmen

我聽說他有個英國管家

Whack vigilante black-pantied

很好，那你一定很習慣

Spud with no skills

讓英國人收拾

My sidekick is a doctor

你動用私刑還穿黑色內褲

'cause his flows are so ill

跟馬鈴薯一樣毫無技巧可言

Shut up, nerds!

我的搭檔是個醫生

I serve justice, so eat it

因為他的台詞有夠病態

My sidekick only comes around

閉嘴，宅男

When he's needed

我把正義塞進你嘴巴

Boy

我的搭檔只有在

Wonder make you wonder

需要他的時候出現

how your ass got killed

哇賽

bite harder than those hounds

神奇男孩讓你不解為什麼會被痛宰

down in Baskerville

嘴巴比巴斯克維爾的獵犬還厲害

I'll blast you with that

我要先用那驅饒舌劑噴爆你們

Bat-wack-rap repellent

垂降高樓，抓住壞人，然後享受晚餐

rappel a building, snatch a villain

告訴你一個艾琳艾德勒的小秘密

then by dinner be chillin'

我把她帶回基地，然後用力啪啪啪

gotta secret 'bout your homegirl

我要用手刀劈爛你的小提琴

Irene Adler

他媽的柯南道爾，抓住他們

took her back to my nest

媽的！

to bam pow kersplat her

你一點都不聰明

I'll shatter that fiddle

還很自私自利

with a chop of the hand

你讓所有人都冒生命危險

holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em

你幹嘛不讓你的小男友回家找老婆？

oh god damn

沒人喜歡你

You're not smart

包括你的大哥，你的夥伴

You're selfish

倫敦警察廳也一樣

You endanger everyone's life

你死的時候身邊無親無故

Why don't you let your boyfriend here

除了手臂上那個針筒

Go home to his wife

一定要不動聲色

Nobody likes you

首先，善加利用童年慘劇

Not your brother, not you partner

拿著菸斗比劃比劃

Nor Scotland Yard

等華生說完他的妙語

You'll die alone with no friends

再來，接受拍馬屁

Except that needle in your arm

最後用句超殺的話當結尾

This mustn't register on an emotional level

我認為你父母的謀殺案

First: exploit childhood tragedy

是你把臉遮住的原因

Then, gesture with pipe

你因為這事情備感羞辱

Watson finishes punchline

心靈受創，提心吊膽

Next, acknowledge compliment

你當時只能軟弱無力

Conclude with killer catchphrase

看著媽媽死去

I believe your parents' homicide

爸爸也在慌亂中被殺

Is why you mask your face

福爾摩斯你破案了

You're shamed and traumatized

你真是個神經有病的廢物

And haunted by the vast disgrace

說的真好啊

of watching like a passive waste

我還有一堆呢

As momma died

污辱這過動二人組可說是

and daddy was dispatched with haste

很基本的，親愛的華生

Holmes you've cracked the case!

誰贏

you're a batshit crazy basketcase

誰是下一個

Bloody good rhymes!

你們來決定

I've got tonnes

翻譯 四物雞

Dissing these dynamic douchebags was

Elementary my dear Watson!

Hoooooo!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!