Call the police.....

快報警.....

A new demo is out..

新的試玩版出來了..

Today!!

就在今天！！

This just came out!!

它剛剛才出來！

Its so fresh that....

很新鮮的....

Yeah Gotta call the co- , Gotta call the poli-

是啊總得報警...報警

*demon*

*惡魔*

Alright....

好吧....

So.....

所以.....

Resident Evil 7

生化危機7

Teaser came out!!

預告出來了！

I don't know ...

我不知道 ...

But i think they are trying to pull a PT here!

但我認為他們正試圖在這裡拉PT！

If you are not familiar

如果你不熟悉

PT was a horror game that came out last year!

PT是去年出的恐怖遊戲！

It's officially the most dowloaded demo of all time...

這是正式有史以來最多下載的試玩版...

Not sure if that's true, but i think that's what- that-

不確定這是不是真的，不過我想—

What's that Matthew Mcconaughey ,

那是什麼馬修·麥康納？

It's confirming me those numbers right now....

他向我確定這些數字現在....

Those numbers are confirmed

這些數字被確定了

So...

所以...

Obviously.....

明顯地.....

How is Resident Evil 7 gonna promote themselves

生化危機7會如何宣傳自己

There gonna try to do the same thing!!

會去嘗試同樣的事情！

There gonna try and drop a demo....

他們會丟出試玩版

Let's check it out,

讓我們來看看，

Is it as good as PT?

這會不會跟PT一樣好呢？

Highly doubt it

高度懷疑

*laughs*

*笑*

Resident Evil is really a franchise that has gone down hill!!

惡靈古堡真的是個沒落的系列

Since number 4 .......

自從第4作...

5 was shit!

5是狗屎！

6 was garbage...

6是垃圾.....

7...

7 ......

Will they bring it back?

會帶回來嗎？

I don't know...

我不知道......

Let's find out!

讓我們來一探究竟吧！

Yeah they are definitely Pcing us right now, PTing

是的，他們肯定是我們Pcing現在，PTing(PT遊戲中出現過類似的畫面)

Us right now...

我們現在.....

Wtf am I talking about?

wtf我在說什麼？

Although...

雖然......

Uhhhhh

Uhhhhh

Resident Evil Extinction,

生化危機滅絕，

Is that- is that what they are called?

是...是叫這個名字嗎

They are pretty interesting

他們挺有趣的

I think- I think

我認為 - 我認為

I think....

我認為....

It's- it's gonna be

這會是...

Oh my god , What is happening?

哦，天哪，這是怎麼回事？

I literally have the same camera....

我簡直有相同的攝像頭....

This is fucking freaky as shit dude!!

這是他媽的詭異老兄！

You gotta see this i literally have the same fucking camera

你得看看這個我真的有他媽同樣的攝影機

Set up man...

機器設備的工人.....

Shockgun might be and everything

可能是電擊槍？一切

Oh my god, WTF?

哦，我的天阿，WTF？

Hey buddy!

嘿 老兄！

Hey dude, that's an expensive camera...

嘿老兄，這是台昂貴的相機....

Fucking hell. Do you know how much i paid for that?

他媽的 你知道這台我花了多少錢買的嗎？？

Wtf are you doing mate?

老兄 你他媽在幹嘛?

Yeah...

是啊....

This is weird...

這是怪異的 .....

Wtf

WTF

Dude that is...

老兄這是...

A fucking bomb ass knife man...

一把她媽有夠屌的刀.....

So If that was the camera, why is my vision still like a camera...

所以，如果那邊是攝影機，為什麼我的視角還是攝影機....

And audio for that matter...

還有音效也有問題

Am i robot?

我是一個機器人？

this is like-

這是性別

*reading german*

*閱讀德語*

GOD DAMNIT!

他媽的！

Michael, it's your german account again!!

邁克爾又是你的德國帳號！

Oooo... i like the audio

哦，我喜歡的音樂，

Dont worry we'll change it-

不要擔心，我們會改變它 -

Dont worry...

不要擔心...

Oh hey...

嘿......

I handed that...

我遞給了....

Alright, now fucking-

好吧，不開玩笑

We are not playing in Dutch

我們不用荷蘭語玩

Alright...

好吧.....

Japanisch...

日語...

Do we have Swedish?

我們可以選瑞典？

ENGLISCH

愛爾蘭

Englisch...

愛爾蘭......

Ein, aus *Wtf are you talking pewds?*

艾因澳大利亞

Is this on or off?

這是開啟還是關閉？

How would I know?

我怎麼會知道？

I can't fucking.. Weiter?

我他媽不能繼續嗎? ....

Press Any Button

按任何按鈕

I did it...

我按了

I press the Any Button...

我按下任意鍵...

Wow we are playing, right away

哇，我們馬上就開始遊戲了

Resident Evil 7 Teaser, Beginning Hour

*生化危機7*

Thank you.

謝謝。

*kiss*

*吻*

For teasing us...

對於戲弄我們.....

It probably spent a lot of money building this demo...

這大概花了很多錢設計這個試玩版....

Sorry...

抱歉...

Hopefully it's a good one

希望這是很好的一個

*reading with german accent* get out of the house

*德國口音閱讀*離開屋子

hoooh

hoooh

Ok...

好...

This looks very interesing so far!!

目前看起來似乎很有趣

I have that same couch.

我有同樣的沙發。

Wtf is this?

WTF這是..？

Capcom you tryna troll me?

紙條你想雷我?

I shall dash them against the stones

*讀取信*

Well...

好....

That's what you do right?

這就是你做的對不對？

Look they are playing MTV

看看他們在播MTV

*reads*

我沒有錄影帶

That was a lowkey burn everyone!

各位 這是一個燒壞的電箱...

Looks like we need a fuse doesnt it?

看起來我們需要一個保險絲 不是嗎？

Fuse is missing...

缺保險絲.......

Who has fuses this big?

誰有這麼大的保險絲??

Marzia does...

Marzia有

Heyyyyy

Heyyyyyy

Actually they are tiny,

其實很小

I am just kidding,

我只是開個玩笑

I love her!

我愛她！

*kisses*

*吻*

Marzia....

Marzia....

Please don't leave me

拜託不要離開我

Now...

現在....

Where do we go?

我們要去哪裡？

We gotta find that fuse doe...

我們得找到保險絲

Let's look around a bit

讓我們來看看附近

Find some happy little clouds.

尋找一些快樂的彩虹小馬~

Alright...

好吧........

Apparently I am a camera in my face

顯然有一個相機在我臉上

Hey look at that guy, I have the same glasses

嘿，看那傢伙，我有同樣的眼鏡

WAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE CAPCOM

WTF這裡是發生了什麼事了 紙條 (譯者:都有你的東西XD?)

You tryna troll me...

你想雷我

I guess we'll go out and look for the...

我想我們得出去找找....

The fuse...

保險絲....

Ohhh...

哦~~

You press twice to open doors

＊你打開了門＊你按兩下來開門

Dude, this is fucking Scare Pewdiepie season 2 Man

老兄，這他媽的是Pewdiepie 恐怖系列第二季

look at this shit.

看看這糟糕的地方

Hello?

哈囉？

Any...

任何..

Where did that other guy go?

其他人都去哪了？

Alright where is that fucking fuse man...

好吧...他媽的保險絲在哪

Trynna check out the controls, looks like we can croutch

試一下按鍵，我們好像可以蹲下

Alright...

好吧...

That might come in handy!

這可能會派上用場...

Surprisingly lack amount of zombies

太神奇了竟然沒有殭屍

A dummy finger...

＊假手指＊

Awesome!

真棒！

Thanks!

謝謝！！

Must have been Jacksepticeyes

一定是Jacksepticeyes的

Heyyy yooooo!

Hey yoooooo~~

Jack is just my go to guy now...

Jack只是我以前到現在的朋友

I am so sorry...

我很抱歉......

It's nothing personal

這沒什麼個人意見

It's that you are Irish

因為你是愛爾蘭人

It's not your fault,

這不是你的錯

for being born Irish

出生在愛爾蘭

Ya bitch

沒錯 婊子

*kiss*

*吻*

Love you though...

我愛你...你知道的

Alright let's check the fridge,

好吧，讓我們檢查這冰箱

maybe there is a fuse in the fridge

也許有一個保險絲在冰箱

They both start on "F"...

按下“F”......

Soooooo...

所以....

OH MAY GAWD

我的天！

That is...

那是.....

No that anyone can open the fridge in a while...

我想這冰箱很久沒開了

It's...

它的.....

They got some good maggot cake though...

他們有一些很好蛆蛋糕

That's pretty good, yeah...

這相當不錯，是啊...

Let's check the microwave ,yeah, i am sure they'll-

讓我們來看看微波爐，是的，我確定他們會...

OH GOD WTF MAN

哦，什麼鬼老兄

WTF IS THAT?

這他媽是什麼????

WHAT IS THAT?

那是什麼？

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(òロó)~~~~~~~~

CLOSE IT

關起來

Thank you very much though,

非常感謝你

That looks...

這看起來....

Not like I would like to have it!

我不會想我有這樣的東西

The fuck is this?

這他媽是什麼?

It plays beautiful

應該是美好的...

*reads*

*有一個鎖孔*

Just like my *beatbox*

就像我的 *口技*

What was that

那是什麼

Is anyone out here?

有沒有人在這裡？

Oh there is me, bumping into the table

哦，是我..撞到了桌子

Where am i?

我在哪裡 ？

What the fuck, everything is closed

他媽的，所有東西都是鎖上了

God damn, this place suck

該死的，這個爛地方

I'm glad you take the flash light ri- right away

我很高興你馬上就拿到了手電筒

It gets so old like,

每次都喜歡來這套

"You have to find the flashlight"

“你必須找到手電筒”

Hello?

你好？

Oh.. God

天啊

OH GOD OH

哦，天阿OH！

WHAT DE FUUUCK

W　T　F！！！

Oh

Oh

SHIT

該死

I did not expect to see that

我可沒想到會看到這個

Hey we got Bolt Cutters every-

嘿，我們得到一個斷線鉗

*scream*

*尖叫*

JESUZ

jesuz

Where do you come from?

你從哪裡來的？

Did i just squeal like a pig?

我剛剛尖叫的像豬？

I literally did

字面上的意思

*reads*

*你需要鑰匙*

Why dont i use the Bolt Cutter?

為什麼不讓我用斷線鉗呢？

Honestly tho

當我沒說...

Well this is going great so far guys!

嗯..目前看起來很順利 GUYS...?

Uhhhhh

Uh...

We found a pig,

我們發現了豬...

sawed in half

被切成一半...

Hope nooo vegeterians are watching...

希望沒有素食主義者在觀看...

Alright...

好吧...

Soooo...

所以...

Wait what?

等等，什麼?

Okay.

好的..

You know what...

你知道嗎...

Color...

畫面色彩...

Color me interested so far

畫面色彩...我到目前為止都很喜歡

This is pretty cool!

這非常酷！

The fuck this is not a key to get out?

媽的 這不是鑰匙

Vhs tape?

VHS錄影帶？

But you don't even know what that is...

但是你甚至不知道那是什麼東西....

It's a nice cupboard, you know what?

這是一個不錯氧化效果，你知道嗎？

I could paint this and make it nice again.

我可以在彩繪一次讓它更好看:D

*laughs*

*心虛的笑了*

Just sayin...

只是說說...

Alright.....

好吧.....

Unnecessary piece of information for everyone

完全沒必要的資訊 為了大家

Alright , did we-

好吧，確實我們 -

Yeah , yeah there was a tv in the bedroom

喔 對了有一台電視在臥室

I KNOW!

我知道！ (譯者:是喔XD?)

I KNOW

我知道！！

You don't have to tel-

你不必告訴..

Oh god, there's upstairs as well

哦天，還有樓上...

Jesus Christ , dude......

喔太棒了老兄...

Let's start uhmmm

讓我們開始uhm....

Let's start with the tv!

讓我們先從電視開始！

Oh my fucking dick!

噢，我他媽的..XX！

Ohhhhh....

Oh........

I dont think i should

我不認為我應該...

ah

啊

Fuck me in the ass

FUCK ME IN THE ASSSSS

Hello?

哈囉？

Why do i always go to like the most sexual thing i can say when i get scared

為什麼我總是喜歡說一些色色的事情 在我覺得我害怕的時候...

It's fucking we-

這是他媽 我們...

That piano is gonna slam

這架鋼琴可以按

I am gonna slam it now

我現在就要按

Fuck you

去你的!

There you go!

看吧！又來這一套

Bitch ass piano!

長屁眼的鋼琴

Alright let's put the vhjs tape here

好吧，讓我們把VHS錄影帶放進去

Very interesting!

很有意思

ohhh

哦~~

*reads the text*

*朗讀課文* 被遺棄的房子，6月1日 Dulvey鬼屋 - 排演

Rehearsal!

排演！

What???

什麼？？？

What is this??

這是什麼？？

Oh fuck me

哦，他媽的

Jesus

耶穌

What the fuck are you doing in here?

你他媽在這裡做什麼？

Oh we're playing the!

劇情:嘿我只跟專業的人合作

We are playing the vhs tape

劇情:談到這 確認一下麥克風有沒有聲音

Dude this is sooo coool!!!

劇情:那是兩年前的東西

Fuck you I am right here

我不玩ADR

My god this guy is literally me

哦，我在玩！

*laughs*

我們在VHS錄影帶裡面玩

Am I filming?

老兄，這太酷了！

I think I am the camera guy

去你的我在這！

Yeah I am definitely the camera guy

我的天阿這位老兄就是我

That is brilliant

*笑*

Please be back to me Resident Evil

我在拍戲？

Please be back

我覺得我是攝影師

I love you

是啊，我肯定是攝影師

Yeah we are rolling,

這太屌了

uhhhh

請回到我的身邊生化危機

Got the camera here ready, right here

拜託回來

Ohhhhh

我愛你:>

Are we watching our own tape?

YEAH 要開始了嗎?

Gaps

uh..

That would make sense

設影機已經準備好了，就在這裡

Oh we saw them in the beginning

Oh～

I've always wanted to do that!

難道我們在我們自己的錄影帶？

One day i'll do that.....

走開

Hello?

這合邏輯？

This is scary dude......

哦，我們看到他們在一開始

*laughs*

是鎖著的 (踹)

*laughs*

我一直想這麼做！

Pete is my hero

你先?

How fucking dare talk to me-

有一天，我會做到這一點的...

This is the same house!

哈囉？

Heyyyy

劇情:所以..為什麼我們要再這個時間過來?

Guys what was that sound?

劇情:你有沒有準備?

Why... Oh re-

劇情:什麼準備!? 這破房子 鬼異般的聲音

*laughs*

劇情:嗚~這裡鬧鬼?

It does look good!

這裡很恐怖好嗎 老兄....

*laughs*

劇情:我是個膽小鬼! 你知道嗎!