- Yes.

當然

Oh.

噢...

- Today we're having couples style each other's hair.

今天我們要讓情侶設計彼此的髮型

So David's gonna consult each of them in secret,

大衛將會個別跟他們密談

but the catch is, they're going to be doing the consultation

重點是，他們要個別和大衛商量

for their partner's hair.

另一半的造型

So this makeover is completely based on blind trust.

這個無知的大改造建立在他們對彼此信任

- They're gonna bleach your eyebrows off.

他們會幫你染眉哦

- You still have to date me after this, so

之後你還要跟我在一起

be careful what you wish for.

你最好不要亂來

- They're not gonna have any idea what is happening

他們完全不知道會被動什麼手腳

until they see it in the mirror.

直到照完鏡子

- Blind trust.

盲目的信任

- Blind trust.

盲目的信任

(laughter)

(笑聲)

Are you ready to get a haircut?

你準備好要剪頭髮了嗎?

- Absolutely.

剪吧

- Yes.

當然

Tyler is pretty self-conscious about his hair.

泰勒很在意自己的髮型

- She knows my biggest fear with hair.

她知道我很懼怕改變髮型

- Tyler has a bulbous head.

泰勒有球根狀的頭

- Yeah, I really have a bulbous head.

沒錯，我有球根狀的頭

So much so that a barber one time commented on it.

所以，有個髮型師曾經評論我的頭型

"Your head is really weird."

「你的頭型也太特殊了吧」

- Tyler's kept his hair long

泰勒一直都留長髮

for as long as I've known him.

從我認識他之後

I think he's a good looking guy,

我覺得他挺帥的

but I think we could shorten it up.

但或許可以幫他修短一些

- My hair is crazy.

我的頭髮真的是一團糟

It looks like it ate Harry Style's hair right now,

現在看起來就像，哈利·斯泰爾的半截頭髮被剪掉的樣子

like it's all over the place, it has tons of cowlicks.

厚重的蓬髮遍布了整顆頭

- Maybe keep some length on the top,

或許可以把長髮往上撥

but I think maybe like a high-end type.

營造出飛機頭的樣子

But not too crazy might be good.

但不要太突出，恰到好處即可

- I think as long as Saf does not go

我覺得Saf建議的造型

for the true high-end type,

如果是非正規的飛機頭

I'll be okay with anything.

我都接受

- I definitely feel that

我保證

he could be a little bit more refined.

他會變得更高尚

- I also think that it would be good for him

我也覺得這種髮型很適合他

because he's done his hair the same way for so long

因為他長久以來都做差不多這樣的造型

that it might be fun just for something

添加一些不同的元素

a little bit different.

看起來或許會更棒

- Yeah.

沒錯

- I'm the kind of person that gets one haircut every year,

我每年都會剪一次頭髮

and then I just let it grow out

然後再留長

until I can't stand it anymore,

直到我又想剪掉它們

and then I get kind of the same haircut again.

然後我又剪一樣的髮型

- Her favorite thing about her hair

她對髮型最在意的點

is just how thick it is.

就是厚度啦

A shorter haircut actually might even highlight

把頭髮修短一點或許可以凸顯

how strong her hair is.

烏黑亮麗的秀髮

- I think Tyler's gonna do a great job.

我相信泰勒會設計出最適合我的髮型

I know he likes my hair a lot,

我知道他很喜歡我的頭髮

so I don't think he's gonna do anything crazy to it.

不至於會把我的頭髮搞得一團亂

- I think it'd look really great if she kind of was

我覺得她的頭髮修短一些看起來會很靚

shorter and it shaped her face.

還有修容效果呢

I think it has a very strong, professional tone to it.

營造高雅時尚的氣質

- It's great that you're doing this,

你做的這個計畫非常棒

because it's almost like igniting this bravery in her.

因為這攸關於她是否願意提起足夠的勇氣

In college, like going like,

大學時，大家都會說

"Who cares about hair?

「改變髮型有什麼好害怕?」

"Let's just do it."

「放馬過來吧」

- I think she's gonna pull it off,

我覺得她會把新髮型詮釋的淋漓盡致

and I can't wait to see the transformation.

我很期待她的大改造

Worst case scenario, I'm gonna go full buzz.

最壞的情況就是，我會瘋掉

But we don't need to, we'll see, I trust Safiya.

但應該不會啦，我相信Safiya

- I just don't want this to be a prank.

我不希望這是惡作劇哦

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- High five.

擊掌

- Where are you?

你在哪?

- I'm not getting it.

這裡啦

- Oh, there you are.

噢，我看到了

When I was a kid, I went to my mom's hairdresser,

我小時候去給我媽的設計師剪頭髮

and she cut my hair earlobe length,

她把我耳垂以下的頭髮都剪掉

like a bowl cut, and I was completely silent,

很像碗的造型，我沉默

dry-eyed the whole time,

根本欲哭無淚啊

and then as soon as I got in the car to go home,

然後，我一開車回到家

I started sobbing, and I didn't stop for like eight hours.

便開始啜泣，哭了整整八小時啊

See, he's dying my hair right now,

你看看，他現在在染我的頭髮

and he's just getting me to talk about other things.

他叫我講話(分散注意力)

That's fine.

非常好

Is this the end?

結束了嗎?

Is this how I dye?

這是染完後的髮色嗎?

- This is how you become a Stepford wife.

你即將變成閃閃動人的嬌妻

- I hope that you put that thing on my head,

我希望我改造完後

and it ends up just being J.T. late 90s.

會變成90年代末期的J.T

Oh my God, there's so much hair on my head right now.

我的天啊，現在有好多頭髮在我頭頂

- In college, Tyler had, like, a mock hairstyle.

大學時，泰勒的髮型很矬

I don't think I thought his hairstyle was cute,

我一點都不覺得可愛

but I know he was cute.

但他我知道他可愛啦

- When I got down to L.A., everyone in L.A. is so stylish.

我去洛杉磯時眼界大開，每個人都好潮啊

I would, like, go online and watch YouTube videos

我開始上網看YOUTUBE影片

about how I could do my hair.

學習設計我的髮型

Finally, I'm getting a real stylist.

到現在，我感覺自己是個真正的髮型設計師

I'm really excited.

我超興奮

- I think it's really important--

我覺的這很重要

- Are you talking about me?

在講我嗎?

- [Tyler] No. - No.

不是 -不是

It's not always about you.

沒在講你啦

- [Tyler] Seriously.

沒錯

- [Stylist] God.

天啊

- It feels cool.

感覺好酷啊

- [Stylist] One, two, three.

一 ，二， 三

(shouting)

(歡呼聲)

- You look beautiful.

大美人耶

Oh my God, look at her reaction.

天啊，她這什麼反應

- You look really edgy.

你好前衛啊

Are you nervous your head will look bulbous?

你會擔心你的頭看起來像球根嗎?

- No.

不會

- [Safiya] No, I don't think it looks bulbous at all.

現在完全不像球根

- You look so good.

你超美的

- You like it?

你喜歡嗎?

- It's so nice, oh my God.

很好看，我的天啊

It's so soft.

好柔順啊

(laughing)

(笑聲)

(gasp)

(倒抽一口氣)

- Oh!

哇!

(laughter)

(笑聲)

I do look cooler.

我好酷啊

- Don't you look cool?

難道不酷嗎?

- Wow.

哇!

My head is not that bulbous.

我的頭不再是球根狀

- Oh, I love mine.

噢，我愛死這個造型

I feel cool right now.

我現在很美吧

I feel sleeker than usual.

我比平常更光鮮亮麗

I feel like an adult, and I feel like

我變得更成熟，我覺得

I should go buy some new clothes

我要去買一些新衣服

to go with my new hair.

來搭配我的新髮型

- That's real.

沒錯

I'm so happy with it, and I'm kinda in shock.

我很滿意也非常訝異

We have a great ability to help each other,

我們都有能力讓對方變得更好

and help each other grow,

彼此成長

and I think it's one of those things where

所有事情包含髮型

I totally trust her.

我完全相信她

- I mean, I just can't stop looking at you.

我的意思是我的視線無法從你身上離開

- I can't stop looking at you.

我要一直看著你

- Doesn't he look like a rock star?

他看起來很像搖滾明星吧?

- [Voiceover] You guys look freaking stunning.

你們都光彩四射

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Whatever.

好啦

- Do you feel pumped with sexiness right now?

你現在有沒有充滿性慾?

- I guess.

應該吧