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  • -Hey guys.

  • So recently, I've been noticing another trend.

  • A lot of people have been posting videos titled,

  • [bleep] Woman Say

  • or [bleep] Men Say,

  • and I am sick and tired of seeing these types of videos

  • and I'm sure you are too by now.

  • That's why I made a whole bunch more. Take a look.

  • -That's a-- that's a-- that's a--oh, my...

  • -What the hell?

  • Can you hear me?

  • Mom! -Come on!

  • -Bring me a Hot Pocket, the--the pizza.

  • -Back out, back out!

  • -Stupid campers, man.

  • -Back in, back in!

  • -I'm on your team!

  • -Okay, who flashed me?

  • -Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod--

  • Oh, my God-- Yeah, oh, my God!

  • -And this mother[bleep] was like,

  • "[bleep] you."

  • This mother[bleep] was a [indistinct]

  • and so I was like...

  • "Oh, you from that gang?

  • 'Cause this mother[bleep] got a snake tattoo."

  • Like, oh [bleep] was gon' happen.

  • "I don't give a [bleep] if you a teacher.

  • You still gon' get it mother[bleep]"

  • [speaking indistinctly, multiple bleeps]

  • ...happy?

  • That's when I realized,

  • Snape a good dude.

  • He was looking out for Harry Potter the whole time.

  • -That's what's up, Hogwarts for life!

  • -Ow!

  • [printer whirs, shredder whirs]

  • [hing creaks, water hisses]

  • [microwave beeps, lamp clicks on]

  • [dryer whirs] -I'm a banana.

  • -[cutesy voice]: Hey there, wittle poopsy-woopsy

  • doopsy-woopsy-doopsy-coopsy-boopsy-woospy!

  • -What the fu--

  • -I walk into my cat and trip over my dog,

  • kiss a princess and turn into a frog.

  • The sunlight! [hisses]

  • -It's bright. [hisses weakly]

  • Don't you cut me o--

  • -Dook!

  • -Hey, is that you mowing your lawn at 9 in the morning?

  • Good idea.

  • -Babe, I love talking to you on the phone for hours,

  • especially when there's silent pauses.

  • -Who's Justin Bieber?

  • -I love dieting.

  • -Oh, my God, yes, I love traffic.

  • -Oh, my God, yes, traffic.

  • Uh, BlackBerrys can do way more than iPhones.

  • -God, I love waiting for the bus.

  • -Another red light. Love it!

  • [construction sounds]

  • -Don't you love construction in the morning?

  • -Oh, I can talk.

  • -Twilight movies? Way better than the books.

  • No, take your time crossing the street; it's cool.

  • I'm so happy unicorns don't exist.

  • -'Kay, babe. I'll see you later tonight.

  • -Who's that? -It's my mom.

  • -Does someone have a flat tire?

  • I love when the toilet seat is cold in the morning.

  • -Non-alcoholic beer? Genius.

  • -Kidz Bop? Genius.

  • -T-Pain sounds way better without Auto-Tune.

  • -Oh, Siri, you're always right.

  • -I'm so mad the SOPA bill didn't get passed.

  • -You know where I really want to go this summer?

  • -Where? -South Dakota.

  • -You know where I really want to go this summer?

  • -Where? -The DMV.

  • -You know where I really want to go this summer?

  • -Where? -The hood.

  • -I think Jersey Shore is educational.

  • -You know who's better than Kobe Bryant?

  • -Who? -Luke Walton.

  • -I love cleaning!

  • LeBron James? Clutch.

  • -Teehee!

-Hey guys.

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    Caurora 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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