字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 You're already distracting me while the guests arrive, aren't you? You know I don't like surprises No, I'm kidding, I do like them... But if I already know the surprise, did I ruin it? Ahhh we've never given you a surprise party... Nobody likes you! Except me... You're older little brother That's why this year I'm gonna give you the surprise... It won't be a party... But will you enjoy? ...You will Are there going to be clowns? You know they scare me Better than that... Ohhh, a wizard! ...And painted faces! And... ...And the chair dance! ...And put the tail to the donkey! Yayo... It's time for you to break the "coconut"... ...for you to use for the first time the "toy"... ...For you to send the "soldier" to the "trench" ...For you to baptize the little "chichico" What?? ...It's time... ...For you to lose... Your virginity Choose one... ...I pay Bye! Where are you going beauty? It's his birthday! Mmm... For birthdays we have the pinata combo I blindfold you, I spin you And then you take your stick and... No! No! No! Ahh! Excuse him please, he's very inocent... But we're gonna think a lot about your proposal Until so find us a table Ok... Follow me... Get a grip! It's the only way for you to no longer be a virgin! Ahh... Excuse me Younger you're ruining the romance Uncle! *Fart* Chichico! Awww they call him chichico it's so cute! Don't call me chichico uncle! What are you doing here pair of indecent men! And what about your wife? Ehhmm I'm... Emmm ...Looking for your aunt ...Isn't this a baptism? Take 20 and don't say anything! I'm a tomb! Perfect! Oh no Oh no! Oh no!!!! What's up? My maths teacher! Which one? That one! Well, to tell you the truth... people say that I have the "magic touch" Oh he was also my teacher! Teacher Carlitos! Lopez! I want you to know that I give personal classes here You pass the exam if nobody gets to know about this... Grandma?! How do you think I paid you Christmas gifts? ...with my pension?! Ohhh is my girlfriend! Don't answer! Hi? Sweetie! Hello... Ehh... I'm in... ...In the library! Yes, why is there music? Ehhh... because it's the book day! Hi sweetie, do you wanna have a good time? Emm... It's the librarian who wants me to read her a tale... The kamasutra! Yes baby, yes... I'm going right now... Yes... Now... I love you!.. Bye... I got safe If she knew we're here she's gonna kill me Selfie! What did you do??!!!!! It's a memorable day I wanna have the before and the after you are a man! You tagged me! Memorable day (Oscarin: Since you bought those condoms you got ruined!) (Chichico's uncle: Indecent kids! You're a disgrace for the family) (Girlfriend: :'( ) (Chichico's mother: >_<) What did you do stupid! I have a girlfriend and she matters to me! ...And I want my first time to be with love! And I don't care how much I'll have to wait! We're getting outta here! You brought your brother using the force hum? Mummy help! No mummy no! I thought you were the good son... But not... You just broke my heart... And to me... ... I thought you were different... No I didn't even want to come! Everybody quiet! This place is closed for white slave traffic! Gentlemen please show your ID And ladies please show your health certificate! The bottle! The bottle! The bottle! The bottle!!! Wha... What certificate? We're here because of this sick man! As you heard! This man, in addition to be sick have brought two women... ...One, with years of expertise! And the other, a minor! He is my son! You listened well! He obligues his own mother to work in the world's oldest profession! What? I'm the grandmother! It's my birthday (My little boy!) Do you want more? (No, thanks!) If you wanna know about Preventor, here! Click on sponsor or sketches If you're... daring! (Talk faster!) Now... If you wanna be my regular client... Subscribe here! Daddy! (Sh*t! What a slow woman!)
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