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  • You ready for this?

  • Oh yeah

  • Lets do it.

  • Dark Souls has trained us well.

  • I know right?

  • It looks like they made the game easier

  • so casual players can play.

  • -WHOA! -WHOA!

  • HOLY SHI-

  • Is this "too easy" for you?

  • You know, I actually think the game seems pretty challenging.

  • I'll see you later.

  • OK

  • Hello, I'm Pate.

  • I'm your friend

  • maybe

  • maybe not.

  • This dude is giving off a really bad vibe

  • so I think we should kill him.

  • wait wait wait wait wait wait

  • He gave us a Soap Stone

  • Solaire gave us a Soap Stone

  • So this guy is like the new Solaire

  • You know?

  • Yea...

  • You're probably right.

  • ...i will kill you later on.

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!

  • YES YES YES

  • YES YES YES

  • Lightning is the best!

  • Retreat!

  • Retreat!

  • Retreat!

  • Try thrusting...

  • Ambush behind

  • Amazing che-

  • Woman in short for the-

  • Try tongue but

  • Horse but?

  • WHAT?!?!

  • Check it out, I'm a baby bird!

  • That's-That's pretty good!

  • BUDDY

  • We run and we explode!

  • I'm gonna blow up!

  • You think you can handle my spells?

  • You know, you sound a lot like our old friend Frampt.

  • Yeah! He does sound like Frampt.

  • I... don't know what you're talking about.

  • Here

  • Eat this.

  • Well, I'm not really hungry-

  • It IS Frampt!

  • Oh, it's good to see you, Frampt!

  • You wish to guard the bell?

  • Yea, that sounds really lame

  • so I think we're gonna pass...

  • You're gonna regret that!

  • Blood Fart?

  • And Rotten Sausage?

  • Alright, it's two on two

  • it's a fair fight.

  • What's this?

  • Alright, it's two on one

  • it's gonna be an uphill but I-

  • I'm sorry...

  • Very good...

  • Hey, do you know ghow to beat this boss?

  • Yea, I've beaten him before.

  • Just follow my lead.

  • Sounds good.

  • BE FREE, MY MASTER!

  • Find some cover!

  • We gotta move up!

  • Alright, let me in.

  • I don't think there's enough room

  • for three people in here.

  • Alright, very funny

  • now make some room.

  • No, seriously, look how tight this walls are!

  • Yeah, you gotta find another spot.

  • I would, but I don't have enough time.

  • If you leave now...

  • You'll probably have enough time.

  • I've beaten him and I'm telling you that I don't.

  • Really, we'd let you in

  • but there's just no room!

  • I disagree.

  • Now let me in!

  • You gotta find another spot!

  • No time.

  • Just find another spot.

  • NO TIME!

  • Just find another s-

  • I DO NOT HAVE

  • ENOUGH TI-

  • I just wanted the souls...

  • Hey, this place looks really cool.

  • I wonder if there's gonna be a-

  • Buddy?

  • Buddy?

  • Moving box!

  • WHAT THE HECK??

  • You can turn into a box?

  • That's amazing!

  • Hello.

  • May I share with you the lore of this land?

  • Uh... yeah, let's hear it.

  • I know it's hard to believe

  • but we're actually standing in an-

  • -WHOA! -WHOA!

  • Why did you do that?

  • Ungh...

  • No, that was my fault.

  • Please, leave a bad player review on my name

  • so I may learn from my mistakes.

  • You know, I actually feel kind of bad...

  • You should!

  • He was just trying to tell us the lore of the land!

  • Well, I didn't know that-

  • You fuh- big fat stinking green jerk!.

  • Hey! That's my physical appearance!

  • That hurts really bad!

  • Ooooooh my goooooooood!

  • YOU WILL NOT PROCEEED!!

  • GANDARF!

  • NO!!!

  • Oh, geez...

  • It's two on one, pal.

  • Give it up.

  • I think we're lost.

  • Look, when I hit the tree it makes a funny noise.

  • Can you not hit that tree?

  • Why is everyone stabbing me in the back?

  • Coz it's easy.

  • And it does a lotta damage.

  • Thank you for saving me!

  • No problem.

  • I don't have anything with me

  • but if you meet me in my house...

  • I'VE GOT BOSS WEAPONS!

  • Did you say

  • -boss weapons? -boss weapons?

  • Boss weapons!

  • Where do you live?

  • Right down the road. Can't miss it.

  • Right down the road.

  • Right down the road.

  • Guess we'll see you there-

  • YEP!

  • Right down the road.

  • Right down the road...

  • Right down the road...

  • Right down- bye bye!

  • AAAAYYY!!!

  • A GUY!!!

  • UN FORASTERO!

  • Detras de ti!

  • Detras de ti!!

  • Oh, oh, its hot!

  • Oh, it's really hot!

  • You gotta be more careful buddy.

  • You don't suppose that's just a regular frog...

  • We gotta get outta here!

  • I like seeing giant bones of creatures...

  • Cuz then you can, like

  • picture what it was like before it turned into giant bones...

  • You phrased that really weird...

  • But I know exactly what you're talking about.

  • There's a giant hole here...

  • What is this yellow goo?

  • It smells so bad!

  • Aw, come on!

  • Please tell me this is the end...

  • I did not like that place...

  • Everything hurts!

  • What's that?

  • This... is what we have been waiting for!

  • PRAISE