And a bottle of milk

A soggy eggshell

'Cause I'm real laid back

Caught your dog in my hut,

It's a well-known mutt

It took chicken from my fridge

As I was frying hot ducks

On a freezing night

It always liked to bite

Where's them boobies? I wanna ice this cake

Hope you fall

On your burger and fries

The bullfrog hates you

I saw your friends

Drowning in blood

And I sold the wine to you

Guess I'll shave a beard with glue

Can't be around dogs who fart all the time

Psychotic dog, psychotic dog, yeah

Psychotic dog, psychotic doggie

Gonna shave that beard with glue.