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  • [MUSIC]

  • I'm feeling lucky.

  • [RECORD SCRATCH]

  • No, I'm sorry, honey.

  • No one's feeling lucky today.

  • Ew.

  • Hey guys!

  • It's Google.

  • I got this idea from College Humor,

  • because they did if Google was a guy, and it's really funny.

  • So I'm going to put the link down below.

  • You should go watch it.

  • I'm currently having a giveaway where I give away

  • a Macbook Pro, and the only rule to enter is to be subscribed.

  • It ends on February 29.

  • Give this video a thumbs up if you like it,

  • and comment down below what you would respond to these,

  • and let's get on with the video.

  • Yo, quick, how do I clear my search history?

  • Fast!

  • I can clear it, but what were you looking up

  • that was that bad?

  • Let's see.

  • [RECORD SCRATCH]

  • Oh!

  • It's in the trash.

  • No one will ever find out now.

  • So where do I get a little black dress?

  • Well, you could see this black dress, which is cute,

  • but you can also see this black dress from the company that

  • paid us to show it to you.

  • Oh, cute.

  • Let me see that.

  • Perfect.

  • Can I rent--

  • A car when you're under the age of 25?

  • No, you can't.

  • But look at that.

  • We're already finishing each other's sentences.

  • What are you doing after this?

  • Want to maybe get lunch?

  • Is it true that Zane left One Direction?

  • Yeah, he left a while ago.

  • Oh my god!

  • Do girls like man buns?

  • I mean, yeah, some girls-- oh.

  • Yeah.

  • What do I do if I accidentally made out with my twin sister's

  • boyfriend?

  • What?

  • OK, I'm sorry, honey.

  • How do you accidentally make out with someone's boyfriend?

  • It's not an accidental thing.

  • When's Valentine's Day?

  • It was last week.

  • You might want to download match.com.

  • Maybe I will join this.

  • Is Louis Tomlinson's baby a paid actor?

  • Proof that Larry is real.

  • I have it right here, actually.

  • Is Kim Kardashian's butt fake?

  • I'm not going to say anything, but here's some pictures

  • that people claim are before and after from the surgery?

  • What do I do--

  • If I accidentally made out with my twin sister's boyfriend?

  • Wait, what?

  • I'm way closer with you then I am with your twin sister,

  • so I had to tell you.

  • Sorry.

  • jebbush.com.

  • Here you go.

  • Took me to the wrong place.

  • This is Donald Trump's website.

  • I didn't have anything to do this.

  • Are Kelly Jenner's lips fake?

  • Rclbeauty101.

  • Or, no.

  • OK, try Rachel Levin.

  • Are you really googling yourself right now?

  • What are DJ Khaled's keys to success?

  • Oh.

  • DJ Khaled's keys to success.

  • Lion order.

  • And another one, and another one.

  • I need pictures of hot girls.

  • Here's some hot girls.

  • These are all pictures of you.

  • Show me [? dorper ?] sheep.

  • Kanye West Taylor Swift.

  • Kanye West Wiz Khalifa.

  • Kanye West bankruptcy?

  • What's going on?

  • I don't know.

  • Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?

  • I don't think that cats are scared of cucumbers--

  • oh, would you look at that.

  • Oh my god, they're so cute!

  • What do I do if I spilled water on my computer--

  • Hello?

  • You there?

  • Oh, his computer must have broken.

  • That sucks.

  • Hello, what can I help you?

  • Wait, you're not Google.

  • Sit down.

  • I'm better than Google.

  • I'm Yahoo.

  • Yeah, I gotta go.

  • No, wait, come back.

  • No, no-- Yahoo.

  • So what do I do if I accidentally

  • made out with my girlfriend's twin sister?

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • I quit.

  • So I have [? aggression toward ?]

  • this video.

  • If you didn't see my previous two videos,

  • click those down below and subscribe

  • right over there if you're not subscribed already.

  • OK, I love you guys so much!

  • Bye!

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如果谷歌是一個女孩 (If Google Was A Girl)

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    姚易辰 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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