Name: 我們都有這種朋友：為什麼你整天都可以出國、不用工作！ (Your Rich Friend Who Travels All the Time (Hardly Working))
Uploaded: 2017-01-22T02:25:59.000Z
Duration: 2 min 56 s

Jenna's always going on crazy adventures and travelling places I wish I could go to.

她常常會有些瘋狂的冒險，還去了很多我也想去的地方旅行

Travel is so important. It leaves you speechless, and makes you a storyteller.

旅行，是人生中的大事，它是一種無法言喻的感受，它能使你成為一個說故事的人

I took a picture with a donkey in Puerto Vallarta.

這是我在巴亞爾塔港和一頭驢子拍的照片

I, got that from your Instagram. I think she means, what do you do that you can afford to travel so much?

喔~我想這看你IG就會知道了，我想她的意思是:「你是做了哪些事情讓你能去這麼多地方旅遊？」

How can you afford not to? Travel, is the one thing you buy, that makes you richer.

那為什麼不呢？旅行，正是你花錢卻讓你比有錢更富有的一件事

No, I don't think I can. I have so many student loans. I'm, poor.

我想我沒辦法這樣，我還有學貸要繳，我沒有錢

我之前也是這樣，所以我選擇去旅行

By boss says I can have two days off every week for my weekend. Where should I go?

我老闆說我每周都有兩天的休假，那我可以去哪裡玩呢？

Tickets are $1,500 and 25 hours each way.

機票1500美元，而且單趟就要花25小時的飛行耶

The world is a book, and those who do not travel, read but a page.

世界就像是一本書，而那些沒去旅行的人呢，就讀這麼一頁

Yeah, I wish I could travel more, you know, but I only get 10 days vacation and...

對呀，我也想多去旅行，但你知道，我只有10天的假期.....而且

I'm already going to three weddings this year.

我今年已經要去參加三場婚禮了

Why do you let a man in a suit tell you when you get to be naked in the sun?

為什麼你需要一個穿西裝的男人來告訴你何時能赤裸沐浴在陽光下？

好~所以我會在峇里島...待6個小時

If you in Bali you have to swing by Bangkok.

如果你去峇里島，那你一定要順道去曼谷

I mean it is such a vibrant culture it would be irresponsible not to.

我的意思是這麼一個生氣蓬勃的文化就這樣錯過了會很可惜

There's a five hour flight for $200 on an airline where, I think one of their planes recently disappeared?

這兒有家航空有5小時飛程200美元的機票，我想應該不會是最近有航班消失的那家吧？

Murph, don't listen to her! She isn't enlightened, she's just rich.

阿莫，不要聽她的！她這樣才不是有內涵，只是單純很有錢罷了

那些美好的人生經驗都來自於旅行

Look, travelling is not a necessity, and I'm happy you get to do it, but please don't make us feel bad if we can't.

你看，旅行並不是必要的，我高興你可以去旅行，但是請你不要讓不能常旅行的人感覺這件事很糟糕

But there's one place I always know I can find myself.

不過我知道有個地方可以讓我找回自己

Guess it's time for me to hop on a first class flight to Madagascar and stay in this palace I found on Airbnb.

我想該是跳上前往馬達加斯加的頭等艙並找到屬於自己的天堂的時候了

她都會帶土耳其軟糖給我吃啊！

大家好，我是歡樂脫口秀喜劇的艾米莉

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