We never have pockets.

我們從來沒有口袋

There's no pockets in these bad boys.

這玩意兒沒有口袋

These are just my legs!

就是我的腿而已

I don't think there are, like, women's and men's cloth. Like, now that's kinda' gone.

我不覺得現在還有分男生跟女生衣服，都沒差了其實

Men's fashion is definitely becoming a lot more feminine, more expressive.

男性的服飾越來越女性化，更有特色一點

Women would probably go under the radar a lot more, wearing men's cloth.

穿上男生的衣服的話，女生可能會變得比較沒那麼顯眼

Because that's just clothes.

因為那些就單純只是衣服而已

So, what we got here? Shirt, pants and jacket.

來看看這裡有什麼？ 襯衫、褲子和外套

Yeah, there's a lot more armpit room.

腋下空間比較多了

Which is good. From my boobs.

對胸部來說，還不錯

My main problem is: I'm too warm

大問題是：這太熱了

There's a lot of fabric, guys.

這也太多布料了吧，男士們

I feel protected.

有受保護的感覺

Oh, is this something men have to learn growing up?

喔這就是男孩變成男人的必經之路嗎?

Like, putting on a bra?

像是學會穿胸罩那樣

*whow*

呃

No.

不對

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

喔等等

Oh yeah...

快對了

No.

嗯，錯了

If you're totally cool...

如果你夠酷

...too cool for school,

酷到連上學都太 low 的話

you wear it like that!

這樣穿就對了！

...and you get suspended!

然後你就會被留校察看了！

People're gonna take me seriously.

大家會開始重視我了

You got the job!

你錄取了

I could go to the butchers right now,

我現在終於可以到肉販那

and order meat confidently.

帥氣地跟他要一份肉了

If I wanna go out like this right now?

如果我想穿這樣出去

I would!

我會喔

I won't!

但我大概不想

But if I did want to,

不過我想的話

then I would!

我真的會喔

It's nice, that there's this nice little...

不錯耶，有這個小小頗酷的...

I feel like I look like a three year old,

我覺得自己像是三歲小孩

that's dressingup in her dad's -

在爸爸的衣櫃裡

wardrobe.

偷穿他的衣服

I'm enjoying all this 'getting undressed at work'-stuff.

我正在享受這種在上班時脫光的過程

I'm thinking: Kevin Bacon...

我在想：凱文‧貝肯...

with this T-shirt.

穿著這件 T 恤

I feel so boyish.

我覺得好男生喔

This... This feels less cool.

這...就沒那麼酷了

'sup?

嘿

I feel very masculine.

很有男子氣概呢

They're definitely not made for women.

這些絕對不是設計給女生穿的

look...

你看

No bum.

沒有翹臀

It's like, packed in there.

就一坨在那

I don't feel like people are gonna be checkin' out my booty...

我不覺得大家會注意到我的屁股

cause' my booty is like here.

因為他們大概在這吧

That's just kinda like you can get up,

這就像每天起床

put on a pair of jeans and a white T-shirt.

然後穿上牛仔褲和白 T 恤

You could do it doggone and wear the same stuff every day.

你可以不厭其煩的每天穿著這一套衣服

Oh, god!

喔天啊

I've always wondered about that little pocket that guys have,

我每次都很疑惑這個小口袋

cause they don't even use lipstick.

因為男生根本不用口紅的

Nice and strechy...

很寬鬆很舒服呢

Liberating!

解放啦！

I feel, like, exposed.

有點暴露啊

Boys! what do you-

男生們！你們到底是怎麼...

Oh, my god!

喔媽呀！

What is this?

這是什麼？

Oh, look at this!

看看這東西！

For a woman, this'll be like a pocket.

對女生來說，可以當作口袋

So you can like:

你可以像這樣

Well if I-

我覺得

I presume it's for when you're going to the bathroom,

我猜這是上廁所的時候

and you're like reach in and takin' out your

手可以伸進去拿出你的...

Maybe I can't, like, really know...

我猜啦，也許等我...

until...

...才知道

Well hold on, if I was a guy,

等等，如果我是男生

there would probably be a lot more sock.

這裡應該多塞一些襪子

This is just wrong.

感覺不太對勁

It feels like a little baby.

好像小寶寶一樣

You'd be goin' round

到處走還要

just protecting yourself all the time.

隨時保護著這裡

Wouldn't you? You would just going around like that.

會吧？就這樣到處走

The fact that your genitals are outside of you body

想到你的生殖器在外面鼓著一包

is... is a pity when it comes to walking around in public.

然後要在大街上這樣走，感覺就...蠻令人同情的

it feels a bit weird getting back into my own clothes...

穿回自己的衣服感覺有點奇怪

I'm a bit disappointed actually.

其實有點小失望

I'm wearing women's clothes again.

我又穿回女生的衣服了

Perceptions change,

觀念在變了

like, next year

可能明年

it could be 'the fashion' because one pop singer says, that it's cool now.

這可能變成一種時尚因為哪個流行歌手說這很酷

...because David Beckham wears a skirt.

因為貝克漢穿了一件裙子之類的

I felt out of my element in the suit,

我覺得西裝比較單調一點

because of it was very kind of

可能是因為

like

稍微

straight and colorless and no personality in it and stuff.

直率一點，沒那麼多色彩跟個人特色在裡面

I'm going to be more empathetic towards man,

我現在會比較能同理那些

who have big bulges on the outside.

下面一大包的男士們了