Ben: he looks after his hair, his eyebrows, teeth, you name it, he's doing it.

但最近elliot却在意他的阴毛

Ben: Recently Elliot's been looking after his pubes. *Snickers*

我在冲凉房里找到了他的除毛剂

Ben: I found in the bathroom Elliot's pube wax,

这东西必须放进微波炉里加热然后涂上然后粘上除毛纸然后撕走它，就行了

Ben: if you don't know what it is, it's

我想如果我往里面加些强力胶，elliot就会GG了

Ben: You heat it up in the microwave, you get a spatula, put it out, stick it down there,

sorry bro XDXD

Ben: get some wax strips, rip it off, and the dirt is gone

（what the fuck）

Ben: I thought to myself, if I get some superglue, mix it with Elliot's pube wax,

BEN！！！！！

Ben: Elliot's gonna have a hairy situation. Sorry Bro!

（爆笑）

Elliot: *Exhales deeply

（经典录语）

Elliot: BEN!

NO，我的鸡鸡也中招了

Ben: What?

除毛剂里有强力胶啊

Elliot: It's hanging off my bum!

强力胶，你加强力胶进除毛剂里？

Elliot: Why are you recording?

啊！！！，我放太多了

Ben: Because Elliot...look at you *Snickers

elliot！！，别坐下

Elliot: No, my willy's out!

为啥

Ben: It's superglue in the wax Elliot...

因为你身上有除毛剂，这很贵诶

Elliot: Superglue? You put SUPERGLUE IN MY BLOODY WAX?

好，那我去用公用椅子

Elliot: Ahhh!

把你的手拿开

Ben: Elliot you look...

把它撕出来啊

Elliot: I put too much on!

发生了啥事

Ben: Elliot Elliot don't sit down!

为啥我会黏在上面

Elliot: WHY?

因为除毛剂有强力胶啊

Ben: You've got wax all over you, it's expensive.

这是我人生里最糟糕的一件事

Elliot: Fine. I'll sit on the utility chair.

我看起来超恐怖

Ben: Rip it off rip it off...

那你要干啥

Elliot: Get those stinky hands away from me!

看不出来我需要帮忙吗

Ben: Just rip it off Elliot, be a man for once...

快去找人啊

Elliot: What is going on?

FARMER　CHRIS！！！！

Elliot: Why am I stuck to the stool?

他在哪

Ben: Because Elliot...there is super glue in the wax!

（爆笑）

Elliot: This is the worse day of my life!

啥事啊ＸＤＸＤ

Ben: What you...

超恐怖的

Elliot: I look terrible.

（一阵狂笑）

Ben: What you wanna do Elliot?

你还好吗XDXD

Elliot: Well I wanna get help, that's what I wanna do

底他妈的温症

Elliot: I want to get this thing off my ass don't I?

chris 什么事

Elliot: Call someone or something I don't...

他直接毫无减速地冲过积水

Ben: Farmer Chris...

你还需等5分钟

Chris: Where is he?

5分钟！！！！！

Elliot: Ahahaha...

chris已经把他上载到twitter了

Chris: Ahahaha bloody hell...

裸男刚刚过了一条河

Elliot: Terrible...

就只有那一条路能来到这里吧了

Elliot: You expect me to sit on here do you?

欢迎回来

Ben: Elliot! *Laughter

你为啥不穿衣服

Ben: Elliot are you ok?

（听不懂）

Elliot: Hyper-bloody-thermiahh!!!

那怎样把椅子弄下来的

Ben: Wha...Chris what's happened?

我把我的皮撕下来了，看

Elliot: Well Ben did you not see? He went through the bloody river at thirty miles an hour!

（听不懂）

Chris: The truck's dead.

为啥你把这个留下来

Ben: What?

（看了都痛）

Chris: Yeah no seriously the truck's dead

（若有错误请多多原谅，江健业翻译）

Elliot: What?

BEN！！

Ben: Wait here for about 5 minutes, we'll come back...

Elliot: Five minutes?

Ben: Yeah.

Elliot: FIVE MINUTES?

Ben: So Chris has just been on Twitter and just seen a tweet.

Ben: C'mon

Chris: Here it says "Naked Man seen walking down the Road"

Ben: There is only one road from where he's come from, and it's this pub.

*Ben and Chris holler with laughter

Ben: Welcome back El

Chris: What took you so long?

Elliot: Naw, thought you gone to fix the car boys.

Ben: Elliot, how did you get the chair off?

Elliot: Well I ripped it off my bare skin!

Elliot: Look at it.

*Retching* Ben and Chris: Urgh Elliot it's disgusting.

Elliot: I got attacked by a wild goose!

Elliot: and a Canadian one, the ones that go "whoreee"

Elliot: One of them.

Ben: Why do you even have this on Elliot? *Rips wax strip

Elliot: BEN!