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  • OH, thank god!

    啊, 謝天謝地!

  • Everything's uploaded today.

    終於上傳完今天所有的影片了

  • Let's see what all my friends are uploading.

    來看看我的碰友們

  • 'Cause I need to unwind and actually watch some stuff.

    上傳了什麼東西

  • Okay...

    因為我需要放輕鬆

  • Umm, right.

    然後看ㄧ些影片

  • What do we ha- wait!

    好~的~

  • The fuck is this?!

    嗯哼

  • Pewdiepie: "Hey, Jacksepticeye...

    有什麼好看的....等等!

  • I bet you think we're bros.."

    這是神馬 ఠ_ఠ

  • Jack: Woah...

    Pewdiepie: 嘿

  • Pewds: "Just 'cause we hang out."

    Jacksepticeye...

  • "I bet you think we're straight up homedogs,

    我猜你以為我們是哥們...

  • just cause we hugged once."

  • Jack: 'THE FUCK?' Pewds: 'Well guess what, I hate my dog, and I hate you too'

    就因為我們一起消磨時間

  • Pewds: "Well guess what? I hate my dog and I hate you too." Jack: The fuck?

    我賭你覺得我們是好碰友

  • "This is the jacksepticeye roast!"

    只因為我們擁抱過一次

  • "Prepare to get flamed!"

    Pewds: "但你猜怎樣?" Jack:"啥米?" Pewds: "我討厭我的狗。我也討厭你。"

  • "Bitch."

    這是對JackSepticEye的嗆聲

  • *dramatic intro music*

    準備被嗆得涕淚橫飛吧

  • Jack: OH, OH... OH that's it, THAT'S IT!

    婊子 (#゚Д゚)

  • OH! IT'S ON!

    噢...噢...我受不鳥了,受不鳥了!

  • *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

    噢...嘴砲戰爭開始了!

  • Hey Pewdiepie! HAHA! More like "pew-I wish you'd die."

    嘿 Pewdiepie! 哈哈更像是"pew, 我希望你屎."

  • You say I have a prepubescent beard!

    你說我有還沒發育完成的鬍子

  • Well maybe I just don't wanna grow one as long as yours, that makes me look like a fuckin' homeless person!

    也許我只是不想要有像你一樣長的鬍子,因為那會讓我看起來像流浪漢!

  • *Heavy bass beats*

    喔吼吼吼, 是不是有人再也沒有鬍子了啊?

  • OHHOHAHO, does somebody not have a beard anymore?

    是不是有人失去了鬍子了啊?

  • Did somebody lose the beard?

    所以你要把臉遮起來,就因為你不敢給我們看你的臉啊?

  • and you have to cover it up now with a mask, beacuse you're too embarrassed to show it off?

    啊哈哈哈

  • AHAHAHA!

    你知道嗎? 我不能怪你。如果我是你的鬍子,我也會想要盡快遠離你。

  • Ya know what? I can't say blame it though. If I was your beard, I'd want to get away from you as fast as possible too!

    嘿瑞典男孩!

  • *beats continue*

    我有ㄧ些家具在這裡,你可以幫我組裝嘛?(IKEA梗)

  • Hey Swedish boy!

    你說我長得像馬鈴薯

  • I've got some furniture over here, that I'd like you to build!

    你說這是我的家人!

  • You say I look like a potato.

    我可是把這個當早餐吃的

  • You say this is my family!

    *咬*

  • I eat this shit for breakfast!

    *噎到*

  • *crunch*

    *吐*

  • *spits*

    至少我看起來不像一顆長毛的瑞典肉球

  • At least I don't look like a hairy Swedish meatball.

    你說我像納粹?

  • You say I look like a nazi?

    至少我有參與戰爭,你這個瑞典小弱弱!

  • Well at least I was in the war, ya Swedish pussy!

    嘿Felix! 你有4400萬訂閱者

  • Hey, Felix! You have 44 Million subscribers.

    那你的觀看數怎麼那麼少?

  • Where's all da views, bro? *music stops*

    說好的觀看數呢?

  • *no music*

    哈哈哈哈

  • Where's all da views?

    你覺得我模仿你?

  • HAHAHAHAHEH *music continues*

    哈哈

  • You think that I copy you?

    嘿Felix!

  • HAHA

    你什麼時候才會開始上傳1080p

  • Hey Felix!

    或者60FPS的高品質影片呢?

  • When are you gonna start uploading in 1080p,

    至少我不需要在所有的影片縮圖放屁屁跟捏捏

  • or 60 FPS?

    才會吸引人們來看我的影片

  • At least I don't have to put ass and tits in all my thumbnails to clickbait people into watching my videos!

    如果可以我會給你看你實際上長怎樣,

  • I would show you what you really look like,

    可惜脫褲子並拍我的屁屁是違反Youtube的規則的

  • except it's against terms of service to pull down my pants and show my ass to the camera.

    我以為你是Youtube第一名? 那為什麼你那麼努力要成為比較爛的Filthy Frank?

  • I thought you were number 1 on Youtube? Then why are you trying so hard to be a watered down Filthy Frank?

    你看起來像希特勒的春夢!

  • *bass beats continue*

    *模仿Pewds開場白*"兄弟們好嗎?"

  • You look like Hitler's wet dream!

    你聽到了嗎?

  • *imitating Pewds* "TEHEHEHEHOW's it going bros?"

    哥們?

  • You hear that?

    大家聽到了嗎?

  • Bros?

    Felix是男性至上主義者

  • Hear that, everyone?

    什麼時候才會有...呃...姊妹拳?

  • Felix is sexist!

    什麼時候才會有"姊妹們好嗎?"

  • When are we gonna get a sister fist?

    為什麼ㄧ直都是兄弟們?

  • When are we gonna get a "How's it going sisters?"

    你是不是他媽的有什麼陰謀啊?

  • Why is it always bros with you?

    檢查一下你的權利好嗎

  • You got some sort of fuckin' agenda?

    你什麼時候會再玩Amnesia啊,哥們?

  • Check your privilege Felix!

    Amnesia實況在哪?

  • When are you gonna play Amnesia again, bro?

    恐怖遊戲實況在哪?

  • Where is Amnesia?

    哈哈好啦,我玩夠了

  • Where's the horror games?

    嗆聲真的超爽的

  • *laughing* Ho - okay, that's enough of that.

    雖然很多人都希望這些嗆聲是真的

  • That was really fun to do. *laughing*

    他們不是

  • As much as people want these things to be real,

    我跟Felix是很好的朋友,對此我非常高興

  • they're not.

    他在他的嗆聲影片結尾那邊

  • Me and Felix are very good friends and I'm very, very happy about that.

    說了很多我的好話

  • He said some incredibly nice things

    我完全沒想到

  • at the end of his roast video about me,

    我完全沒想到他會在那個影片裡說我的好話

  • and I did not expect that at all.

    所以那讓我很高興

  • I did not expect to see anything like that in that video,

    我不知道,我對他說得那些話受寵若驚

  • and it made me really happy and I'm really...

    謝謝你,Felix,你對我說的話對我很重要

  • I - I don't know. I'm really flattered and humbled that he'd even say such things so...

    很多人喜歡批評Felix

  • Thank you, Felix, that really meant a lot to me and um...

    很多人覺得他是個無敵大爛人

  • A lot of people like to give shit to Felix.

    覺得他做Youtube影片只是為了觀看次數跟錢並且完全不關心他的粉絲

  • A lot of people like to think that he's some big douchebag asshole Youtuber

    可是在我跟他認識幾年後

  • who's only in it for the views and the money and he doesn't care about his fans at all,

    我可以跟你說他是你會遇到的人中非常真誠,

  • but having known the guy for a couple of years now,

    非常友善的人

  • I can tell you that he's one of the most genuine,

    不管你覺得他的影片怎麼樣

  • and the nicest people that you will ever meet in real life.

    不管你喜歡看什麼,或你的喜好是怎樣的

  • What ever you think about his videos,

    那不重要因為Felix是一個超級大好人

  • what ever you like to watch, or whatever your style is,

    我很開心我可以認識他並在這幾年中跟他做朋友

  • that does not matter because Felix is an incredibly nice person

    我很開心我可以認識他並在這幾年中跟他變熟

  • and I'm so super happy that I got to know him a lot better

    而且跟他做朋友

  • over the last couple of years,

    他為我做了很多

  • and I actually get to call him a friend.

    我不只是在說他幫我衝訂閱與點閱

  • He's done a lot for me.

    不只是在Youtube上

  • And I don't just mean in regards to subscribers or views

    還是在現實中

  • or just on Youtube.

    每當我需要找人談心

  • But just in general.

    或是我有什麼問題時

  • Anytime that I need someone to talk to,

    我都會用Skype找他

  • or anytime that I'm on Skype

    我知道我總是能找他

  • and I need to ask somebody something

    因為他總是在那傾聽著

  • I always know that I can go to him

    他真的在乎我

  • because he's always there, he listens,

    只要需要他,他就在那

  • he genuinely cares,

    而且他也在乎他們

  • and he's there for the people who care about him.

    我愛你,Felix,你是個好碰友

  • And he cares a lot for other people as well, so...

    我很高興我們結為好友,因為我們從中獲得許多樂趣

  • I love you Felix, you're a good dude.

    沒惡意

  • And I'm glad we did this, because this was a shit ton of fun.

    這一切都只是為了好玩,愛爾蘭有一句話

  • HAHAHEH

    一切都是為了歡笑

  • No bad blood at all -

    總之,謝謝你,Felix,我很高興我們可以當朋友

  • it's all in good fun, it's all for the - all for the "crack of it"

    也謝謝看這影片的觀眾

  • as the Irish would say.

    如果你喜歡,按個讚

  • But... thank you, Felix. I'm really glad that you're my friend, too.

    在我臉上,像個老大一樣

  • But also, Thank YOU guys SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

    到處擊掌

  • IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON

    謝謝你們大家,我們

  • IN THE FACE - LIKE A BOSS!!

    下部影片見

  • AND, high fives all around!

  • *WHA-PSHHH, WHA-PSHHH*

  • BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES

  • IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO

  • Biting raw potato is NOT nice.

OH, thank god!

啊, 謝天謝地!

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