So Elliot's just taking a shower.

但佢唔知道係琴晚，我攞左佢件衫、佢條毛巾同埋佢條短褲

(AAAAGGGGHHHH!)

將佢哋擺入乾衣機，再加埋呢樣野

What he doesn't know, is that last night, I took his clothes, his shower towel and his boxer shorts

如果你唔知道佢係乜野，佢叫做蕁麻（stinging nettle），當你掂到佢既話，你皮膚會持續痕癢

put them in the tumble dryer with one of these.

Elliot，對唔住

If you don't know what it is, it's a stinging nettle. The moment you touch one of these they itch and they kill.

你又錄影乜野？

(AAGH!)

因為我聽到你呻吟，Elliot，其實我...

Elliot, I'm sorry Bro!

你有無睇到我背脊？！

Why are you recording?

你咩......咩意思啊？

Because I could hear you screaming Eliot, I actually...

咩黎㗎？！

...Have you seen my back?

兩日之前都唔見有！

What do you... what?

What the hell?

What is it?

Elliot你有...

It was not there two days ago!

好痕啊

What the hell?

睇下我個胸！

Elliot you've got...

呢一塊塊係咩黎？

And it's really itchy!

我唔知Elliot！你應該感染到啲野！

Look at my chest!

我都無同人一齊訓！

What's these lumps?!

我唔係咁意思......

I don't know Eliot! You've clearly got some infection or something!

我屎忽又有！

I haven't slept with anyone!

我賓周都有！

I didn't mean...

遮番住佢Elliot！遮番住佢！好核突啊！

They're on my bum!

我成身都係疹！

They're even on my dick!

Elliot你到底而家做緊咩？

Put it away Elliot! Put it away! That's disgusting!

Ben

(Inaudible) I am covered in this rash!

我唔鍾意你影緊我

Elliot what the heck are you doing now?

你做緊咩？

(Inaudible) Ben.

Elliot你做緊咩？

And I don't like that you're recording me.

收爹！

What are you doing?!

Ben：Elliot你做緊咩？ Elliot：收爹！

Elliot what are you doing?!

我R緊痕！

Shut up!

Elliot

-Elliot what are you doing?! - Shut up!

咁只會變差，停止，咁只會變差

I'm itching!

鬼唔知你阿媽係女人，Ben！

Elliot!

Elliot，Norman可能傳左啲蚤俾你。

Oh mate! It's getting worse! Stop it's getting worse!

Norman生蚤？

Tell me something I don't know Ben!

緊係，佢係隻貓

Elliot you've probably got fleas from Norman or something.

NORMAN！

Norman's got fleas.

Elliot

Obviously! He's a cat!

Elliot停止！你唔可以...

NORMAN!

Marge，Norman傳左啲蚤俾我，你個仆街！

Elliot

即刻捉佢出黎！

Elliot stop! You can't...

隻死人貓傳左啲蚤俾我！

Marge. Norman's given me fleas, you piece of shit!

同我死開！

Get him out here NOW!

Elliot你到底而家做緊咩？

That bloody cat has given me fleas!

R緊我背脊囉！

Now get off!

我上個星期先買咋！

Elliot, what the heck are you doing?!

咩啊？對舊波鞋？

Scratching my back!

佢哋有巴爾（足球球星）既簽名，你個白痴！

No! I just bought them last week!

佢即係有睇你啲垃圾片！

What? A pair of old football boots?

關咩事呢？Elliot

They're signed by Gareth Bale you donk!

佢係威爾士人！

Well he bloody watches your videos, doesn't he!

Elliot停止！對鞋好貴㗎！

I don't know! What does that matter Eliot?!

Ben！睇下我！

He's Welsh!

Elliot你而家做緊咩？

Elliot stop! This is too expensive!

燒我啲物品

Well Ben! Look at me!

咩啊？

Elliot what are you doing now?!

燒我啲物品！

Burning my stuff

點解要燒呢？

What?

Elliot你...你做緊咩？

Burning my stuff!

因為我個身有蚤！

Why are you burning it?

Elliot你啱啱先洗過佢哋！

Elliot why... what you?

啲蚤啱啱先做完愛同埋生仔！

Cause I've got fleas!

好白痴啊Elliot，你唔應該咁做..哇！癡線㗎Elliot！

Elliot you just washed them!

佢身體降緊溫！

Fleas have sex and they multiply!

咩黎㗎？

This is stupid Elliot you don't just do that.. WOAH! Jeepers Elliot!

蕁麻黎㗎？

He's cooling down!

頂！

What are these?

點解要擺落我到？

Are they stingies?

你個身根本就無蚤，Elliot！我將啲衫褲毛巾同蕁麻一齊擺入乾衣機

Shit!

BEN！！！！！！！！！

Why have you put them on me?

等陣......咩啊？即係話我係衣櫃枕果一半既衫都有蕁麻？

Cause you haven't got fleas you dunk! Elliot I put the stingies with your clothes in the tumble dryer!

呢條都有，Elliot

BEN!

頂！

Wait... what? You mean I just threw out half my wardrobe because of stingies?!

啊！你俾我...Elliot！

I put those in there as well Elliot!

咪再影喇！

Shit!

Elliot! AAGH! You gave me a... Elliot!

Stop recording!