- This is what I hope to see when I die.

- I mean, I don't know who doesn't love fried chicken.

- If you wanna seduce me, just offer me fried chicken.

And I'm (snaps) like that.

(orchestral music)

- Everyone's gonna win today because it's fried chicken.

- Except like your cholesterol levels and your arteries.

- This tastes like some off brand chicken.

- It's good.

- It's buttery.

- It's good.

- This one necessarily doesn't have that much

of a crunch to it.

- It's dark meat, it's fatty, it's rich,

it's luxurious.

- That was pretty good, I'd give it like an eight

out of 10.

- I like really, really crispy chicken,

so I'd give it a five.

- Oh this smells good.

- Like the outside isn't really that oily,

but once you go inside, it's like a vat of oil.

- The chicken is a little dry for my taste.

- Oh, it's so spicy.

- It feels like the skin and the chicken are two

different things, and I don't like that.

- I feel like this is--

- I think it might be Popeyes.

It's got that nice little Popeyes flavor.

- Five out of ten, would not eat again

if these weren't in front of me.

- Already 100% sure this is KFC.

- You know your chicken.

- Oh, I just got a huge bite of grease.

- This one made my spit really stick to the chicken

as I pulled away from it.

- I dig this one.

This is probably first place for me right now.

- I don't know, this is pretty good,

but I don't think it's as good as Roscoe's or Louisiana.

- No.

- This tastes to me like the most processed so far.

- It's mostly breading.

- You know what, I'm just gonna take another bite

because I might not eat dinner tonight.

- (muffled speaking)

- Did you say "take me to church?"

- I like this one.

- This one is very, very greasy.

This came like straight from the fire.

- I hope I don't get diarrhea. (laughs)

- This is definitely the best wing I've had so far.

- It's too wet.

- Yeah, it's really wet.

I don't like it.

- I don't know what this brand is, but I'm not...

Maybe this was the church one.

- That's too much...

It's not even chicken anymore, it's just fried skin.

You have some skin on your lip.

(laughs)

- Smell that.

- (exhales excitedly)

- I like the skin.

- Mhm.

- Mm, that flavor, damn!

- This one was like the perfect dessert

to the rest of these.

- Look at how much chicken as well.

Like this came from an animal, you can tell.

- This one is seasoned really, really well.

(muffled speaking)

- Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Boom!

- Boom!

- That one.

- Louisiana, Popeyes, KFC,

Church's, Roscoe's.

- Roscoe's, Popeyes, KFC, Church's,

Louisiana.

(screaming excitedly)

- [Both] We got it right!?

- We got it all right?

- [Both] Yeah!

- Boys, we're boys!

We're boys who like chicken!

Boys, we're boys,

who like (bleep) fried chicken!

Pick the chicken up, take a big bite,

let it down to the floor, and have a good night, woo!