A few weeks ago, I met this pretty cool girl and

幾個星期前，我遇到一個很棒的女生

I thought she was really sweet and everything but...

我想她真的很完美但⋯

There’s just this big problem

有一個很大的問題

[KPop music] Omg they are sooo hot!

［韓國流行音樂］我的天啊，他們好帥啊！

I just want to marry him, him, him, him and him!

我想要嫁給他，他，他，他還有他！

[KPop music]

韓國流行音樂響起

Yeah, she loves with KPop stars more than she’ll ever love me

是的，她喜歡韓國明星大過她喜歡我

If you don’t know what K-Pop is,

如果你不知道什麼是韓國流行音樂

it’s kinda like American Pop music but euhhh...

就像是美國流行音樂但嗯⋯

Korean?

是韓國人製作的？

Oh but that’s what they want you to think!

喔但那是他們希望你這樣想的！

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had a grudge against K-Pop

我不會對你們說謊，但我曾經真的很痛恨韓國流行樂

for a while now and refused to look into it because…

有一陣子我甚至拒絕去了解它因為⋯

Okay fine!

好吧！

I got JEALOUS!

因為我嫉妒

But can you blame me?

但你能怪我嗎？

Because EVERY TIME I ask about it, it’s always

因為「每次」當我問到有關這樣的問題時，總是會有下面這個情況

Oh, K-Pop?

喔，韓國流行音樂？

Yeah What’s so cool about it?

是啊，到底有什麼吸引人的？

So It’s these Asian guys

就是這些亞洲男孩啊！

And they’re really good looking

他們真的長得很好看

Aghhh they have nice hair

他們的頭髮也很有型

And euhhh, yeah, it's...

還有嗯，就是⋯

It’s almost like you But SO MUCH BETTER!

他們幾乎就像你一樣，但是比你「好很多」！

like they can sing, dance and before they…

像是他們還可以唱歌、跳舞還有他們⋯

[ECHO] It’s almost like you but SO MUCH BETTER

［心裡不斷有回音］他們幾乎就像你一樣，但是比你「好很多」

SO MUCH BETTER SO MUCH BETTER

好很多很多很多

Does that mean I’m friend zoned again?

那不就代表我又被發好人卡了嗎？

Anyways...

無論如何⋯

Recently I learned that KPop…

最近我從韓國音樂了解到

[Exhale] Is so much more than just

[嘆氣] 韓國音樂不僅只是

“Good looking Asians that can sing and dance” Like before Kpop singers can even

「長得好看的亞洲人，且能歌善舞」，在成為韓國流行音樂的歌手

start to release music to the public, they have to through tons of auditions,

開始發行他們的專輯之前，他們必須經歷過成千上萬次的甄選

train for years and years often away from their family

可能還要常常離家經過年復一年的訓練

They have to go through diets, side jobs, vocal and dancing training

減重，同時從事副業，歌唱和跳舞的課程

day in and day out without a single break That’s years of hard work and all that…

日復一日沒有休息，經過好幾年的努力

Without knowing if they’ll ever even be successful

即便在，人們很有可能不認識他們，也不會成功的狀況下

Wow, that’s harsh!

哇，是不是很艱難！

MAN!

各位！

Now I understand why people would be so dedicated to

現在我終於瞭解為什麼人們這麼致力於

supporting them so much KPop fans are so loyal and committed.

支持這些韓國明星，以及為什麼這些韓國流行樂迷這麼死忠和專注

It’s almost like... like they’re an…

這就像，就像他們是⋯

ARMY

一支軍隊

Keep your Eyes on target. Roger

將注意力放在你的目標。收到

Got it on lock.

鎖定

Target at 9 o’ clock. Roger

目標在九點鐘方向。收到

I’m in position. Roger

我已就定位。收到

We got 7 more seconds…

我們 GOT7還有一點時間

Let’s do this!

開始吧！

Make’ em Whistle like a missile

讓這小小的哨子也能發揮導彈的威力吧！（祈求的意思）

3... 2... 1...

3... 2... 1...

Attack! BOOMBAYAH! Attack!

攻擊！轟炸！攻擊！

Is it out!? Is it out!?

新專輯出來了嗎？出來了嗎？

Yes! The new music video is out!

是的！新MV已經出來了！

Click it!

點擊！

[Mouse Click]

[滑鼠點擊]

Hubby is so sexy!

Hubby 好性感啊！

Oh My God, He is so cute!

喔我的天，他好可愛！

FIGHTING!

加油！

That was literally just a 10 second Music Video trailer…

那只是十秒的 MV預告而已⋯

Jeffrey, SHUT UP!

Jeffrey，閉嘴！

Replay it! Yup, on it! Yeah go, go, go, go!

再播一次！對啊！播播播！

[Music]

[音樂]

You see?

你看到了嗎？

Their fans are savage

他們的粉絲多麼地瘋狂啊！

I’ve even seen some fans say things that

我還曾經看過一些粉絲說

I never thought I’d hear a human being would ever say

我從來沒有想過我會聽到有人說

I’m KPop TRASH

我是韓國流行樂垃圾

Aha K-Pop TRASH?

啊，韓國流音樂垃圾？

Ha nah, don’t say that That’s ridiculous why would you...

哈，別這麼說，那樣就太荒唐了你為什麼會⋯

Aha no it’s true Like when my favourite group releases new music

不，這是真的，當我最喜歡的團體他們發行新曲時

I turn into complete TRASH

我整個變得很廢（垃圾）

AHAHA shut up that’s ridiculous...

哈哈哈哈，閉嘴啦，太誇張了

[Trash] I told ya...

[垃圾] 我告訴你了吧⋯

Yeah I think it means they have an unhealthy obsession

是的，我想他們想表達的是他們對韓國流行樂有著不健康的迷戀

Another thing I learned is that when you have a favourite member in a

我還學到一件事，就是當你喜歡其中一位成員

Kpop group, you’d call that person, your BIAS

在韓國流行音樂的團體時，你可以叫那個人是你的BIAS

So for example, if my dad and I were to form a duo,

舉例來說，如果我爸和我要組一個重唱

I would be your bias [Photos Pop in]

我就會是你的bias

Wait what!?

等一下什麼？

Ok nevermind…

好吧別介意⋯

Eum, as I was saying, your bias of a group would be THE member

嗯，就像我剛說的，你的bias在那個團體中會是

you would be the most faithful too and cherish no matter what...

你最信任和珍惜的團員，不論在什麼情況下⋯

WAIT! That’s it!

等一下！就這樣！？

I can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner

我不敢相信我竟然沒早點想到

I Should start... my own fandom!

我應該開始⋯我自己的粉絲團

Alright guys!

好了各位！

Mark this day and listen up because from here on out, we’ll be calling ourselves...

記住今天這個日子還有仔細聽了，從現在起我們會稱自己為⋯

JEFFREAKS!

JEFFRE怪們！

[Crickets Sound]

[蟋蟀聲音]

No?

不想嗎？

No one?

沒有人嗎？

Huh, maybe I gotta do something worthy first

哈，也許我應該先付出一些努力

Let’s see...

看看能做些什麼⋯

Ahhh I mean I have this one thing I’ve been practicing

喔我的意思是說我有一件事我持續的在練習

but I don’t think...

但我不覺得

Nahhh I don’t think it would

不我不覺得這樣可以

[Dancing]

[跳舞]

Woah! What... Just happened?

哇！剛剛⋯是發生什麼事了？

Wait was I wearing Pink?

等一下，我穿的是粉紅色嗎？

Actually, y’know what?

事實上，你知道嗎？

BLACKPINK is pretty sexy

BLACKPINK這個團體超性感的！

Don’t judge me…

別批評我

Huh! Looks like

哈！看起來像

Now I’m just missing my own song to lip-sync to!

我剛好錯過我自己對嘴的歌！

I mean I did write this new song recently but…

我是說我最近的確寫了一首新歌但⋯

It’s so embarrassing cause it’s about this girl and...

可是真的超令人害羞的，因為這是首有關女孩和⋯

Y’know what? SCREW IT!

你知道嗎？管他的！

So what if she hears it?

就算她聽到又如何？

I dont care anymore.

我不管了

I shouldn’t be ashamed!

這沒有什麼好羞恥的！

[Kiss]

[親吻]

[Baby Cry]

[寶寶哭聲]

That felt pretty good!

這聽起來非常好！

I guess now All that’s really left to do

我猜我現在剩下要做的是

is call up somebody that can produce my first track

打電話給可以發行我第一張專輯的人

But who can I call?

但我要打給誰？

Hmmmm?

嗯？

Huhhhhhh?

啊？

Oh! OF COURSE!

喔！當然啊！

I know exactly which producer can help me out

我知道哪一個製作人可以幫我！

Let me call up the homie!

讓我打給我的哥們吧！

[Phone dialing]

[撥電話中]

Hello, OppaFever speaking. Who's this?

哈囉，我是歐巴燒（燒：狂熱的意思），請問是哪位？

Yo! It’s your boy Jeffrey!

呦！我是你的Jeffrey！

Jeffrey who?

哪個Jeffrey？

Aha it’s JeffreyFever!

啊哈，是Jeffrey燒！

JeffreyFever? Doesn’t ring a bell...

Jeffrey燒？完全沒聽過⋯

Aha Right... Any…

啊哈好吧⋯不管怎麼樣⋯

Anyways I was thinking of debuting my solo music career

我在想有關於我個人音樂的公開發表

and wanted to ask if you could help produce my first single

還有想要詢問你是否能協助製作我的第一張專輯

I’m actually currently working with a V.I.P.

事實上我最近正與一位重量級貴賓合作

Y’know VERY IMPORTANT PERSON

你知道的「非常重要的人」

So euhhhhh...

所以呃⋯

Sorry can't help man —

抱歉啊，這位兄弟

Anyways, I gotta go euhhhh

無論如何我得走了⋯

Wait but…

但是等一下⋯

Good luck

祝你好運

But!

但是！

Peace!

和平！

Hello?

哈囉？

V.I.P.?

重量級貴賓？

Who the hell could be that important?

到底是誰有那麼重要？

Who was that?

誰打來的？

Oh just this... starving artist

喔就只是個窮酸的歌手

Not important

沒什麼重要的

Alright well let’s get this solo music debut started huh?

好了，讓我們一起開始發表這個單曲音樂了啊？

What do you say?

你覺得呢？

Pfff whatever

噗不管如何

I guess I can’t be a pop star right now

我猜我現在可能沒辦法成為一位流行歌手

And fine After looking into K-Pop

仔細深入了解韓國流行音樂後

It is pretty cool I admit it

這的確是件蠻酷的事我得承認

Tell me in the comments down below

在下面留言告訴我你的想法

What you think about K-Pop

你是怎麼看待韓國流行音樂？

Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching I’ll see you all very soon

無論如何都感謝你們觀賞這個影片，相信很快就能再跟大家見面

This is JeffreyFever and I’m pressing the record button, NOW!

這裡是Jeffrey燒，我正按下錄音鍵，就是現在！

Peace!

和平！

AHHH!

哈！

What is this feeling?

這個感覺怎麼樣？

[Cough] Am I sick?

[咳嗽]我病了嗎？

No… I’m starting to feel so much power all’ a sudden

不，我突然開始覺得非常的有活力

It’s like…

就像

It’s like I’m…

就像我是

Invincible!

無敵的！

“JEFFREAKS - Spread the Fever”

JEFFRE怪- 散播這股熱潮吧！

[GUGH]

[咳]