Oh shit.

(theme music)

- For this challenge,

since we only have two dudes

of the Test Friends,

we're inviting along our friend, Curly.

- I've been recruited

to join the Test Friends.

- I know the basics of make-up,

essential like the words

foundation--

- I don't really know the difference between

concealer or cover up.

- So we got the whole week to

sort of figure this out

and go through a trial and error process.

And then, Friday we have the holiday party,

which I think Ryan and Curly sort of forgot about.

- Aw, fuck! (laughs)

- The days leading up to the holiday party

will let me hone my craft.

- Make-up,

that's what we're doing now, I guess.

- We're here at the mecca of make-up.

- [Shane] None of us have any experience with this.

- It's easy. - It's easy?

- It's easy. - Okay.

- "Voo-doo prince",

"Man-scaper",

"Bush Master",

that's me!

- [Shane and Curly] Bush master.

- [Shane] You're the bush master?

(laughs)

- Bush master, butt plugs.

- Where did the butt plug come in?

- That pink thing looks like a butt plug.

How could I know about butt plugs?

- Don't put that in my face after you say that!

- Butt plug.

- Get in here.

- Is there like a thing

that we could do

to fill in my beard?

- Yes, we can do that too.

- Let's do it!

- [Ryan] Wait, I don't see what's happening.

- It's beauty.

That's what's happening.

- [Ryan] Oh, shit.

- [Shane] That is incredible.

(snaps)

- Daddy wants, daddy want that too.

- [Shane] Your eyebrows get pretty thin

on the sides though.

It's gonna look like

someone just drew

(overlapping talking and laughing)

- [Shane] So just sort of gunks up the hair

that's already there.

- [Henry] Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, that was definitely darker.

- [Henry] Yeah.

- Should I fill in the other eyebrow?

- [Shane] Oh, come on! I would like to see you

walk around like this

- Go ahead and do it.

I bet you can do it yourself. - Oh, shit.

- Okay, a little heavy.

A little heavy in the wrong spots, too.

- [Shane] A little heavy, buddy.

- I got that Marty's Chris Hazy look now.

- [Ryan] Do you feel fresh?

- No.

(laughs)

- There is something different about it.

- It being my face?

- [Ryan] The skin tone's all one color now.

- You know, if I get up real close,

it looks like the Utah salt flats.

- Whoa, you're right.

There's a little eggshell-ish stuff going on there.

- Yeah.

- [Henry] Nice, so let's go down to Kayla

and get you checked out.

- [Shane] Great! - Cool.

- Okay.

- I'm so happy.

- This is day one.

It's pretty early right now.

- [Voiceover] It's 8:15.

- I know but right now,

I normally would be asleep

and I'm not asleep.

- Just gonna wing this.

- I'm not nervous

bacause I've secretly have been wearing it

all weekend anyways.

- I might ask my girlfriend for help

one hundred percent.

She works in an office.

She needs the make-up.

She doesn't need the make-up (laughs)

- This is so fun.

- This is silly.

- [Shane] It was very reassuring

to know that,

well I look like shit,

but 10 minutes from now,

I'm gonna look like Ryan Seacrest.

I have a tiny little zit popping up over here.

Where'd it go?

You can't even tell.

- I look dead.

- No you don't.

Why do you look dead?

- Because my face is all one tone

and it only happens when you're dead.

- So what I do is I put the beard on.

Try not to put too much.

- Holy cow!

Those are brows.

- I don't know if I'm doing it right.

I just go like (gagging).

- And I'm just gonna,

okay, there's a lot.

- I don't think we need to put anymore on.

- Guess that's what I'm gonna look like today.

- Such beauty.

I did try out different techniques.

In the beginning, like I said,

I was filling in my eyebrows a little bit too much,

and Mallory noticed it.

- They look like one caterpillar.

(laughs)

- And it's a little furry.

But still sexy.

- [Shane] There was one morning

where I was running

a little late

and I had no time to do it.

Am I gonna go into work

looking like this though?

No.

This is trash.

There's a new standard now

and I have to adhere to it.

So I'm going to have to apply my make-up

in the Uber car that is arriving shortly.

The man in front didn't really give me weird looks.

He seemed cool with it.

- [Ryan] People at work

did say I looked "glowing".

- The boys are wearing make-up

and it's weirding me out

how lovely they look.

They look beautiful!

- [Ryan] I think she was just being nice.

She knew what was going on.

I don't know if it was a legit compliment.

I'm not gonna take it as that.

- My beautiful boys!

(laughs)

- It only took my 30 minutes to do this.

- Today is our holiday party

and the last day that we will have to be wearing make-up.

- Kind of gotta make sure that my make-ups like

not half-assed today.

- It was fun knowing

that I had this little extra fancy step to do

and that I was gonna be a little fancy man

going to the party

with these little fancy make-up.

- In the midst of the chaos of the holiday party,

we all somehow got together and took a picture.

- [Curly] Everybody looked great.

Shane's skin looks flawless.

Ryan, I couldn't even tell actually, was wearing make-up.

- [Ryan] We were all pretty out of it.

But it was a good time.

I think we came out with a solid

photo booth picture.

- [Curly] I think there is a stigma behind make-up

but I think that

there's something very empowering

about putting on a little bit of

war paint, if you will.

- I don't know.

I just think it's silly that we live in this society

where people are kind of pressured

into looking a certain way everyday.

I don't really think that's fair

or right.

- I'm not gonna wear it again probably.

But I can certainly see the advantages.

I didn't really feel like I was ever

enhancing my beauty in any way.

It was just kind of damage control.

- Make-up is dope.

You can hide behind it.

You can enhance it.

It'll give you a little bit more confidence.

It might take some away.

- I now know what it's like

to have to do this every morning

and it's not fun.

- Look at me.

This is a success story.

Kind of.

A little pale.

- [Ryan] I could sit here all day.

- [Curly] Also, you guys don't know

where those brushes have been.

- I mean, it's just on other peoples' faces.

It's not like someone's

brushing their ass cheeks over here.