My eyes are burning and I think that's not a good sign.

(upbeat instrumental music)

Eyeliner's impossible.

Without a mirror, it's gonna be a mess.

- It looks really hard.

- I am not expecting great things.

- I feel like I'm gonna be pretty good at this.

- Well try.

(groaning)

- This is just what I use on a day-to-day basis.

- Put on a blush, touch up a brow.

- Liner for my eyes.

And a concealer.

- It's very complicated stuff.

- I have no idea like how much product

I'm actually putting on my face.

Oh god, you're smiling.

- I'm like trying to imagine my face in my head.

(sighing)

- Now be blunt.

It's basically like beat the (bleep) out of your face.

- I feel weird 'cause you don't know where to look.

- I don't feel like I'm having any me time,

'cause I can't see me.

- Make sure everything's blended as hell.

- I'm seeing if everything's blended in.

- Bronzer.

This could be bad.

- Oh (bleep), I put that on too high,

I can tell you that right now.

- Oh god, I don't know where my cheekbones are.

- My body just knows what to do.

- I do this every freakin' day,

but right now I really feel lost.

- Eyebrows.

(bleep) it.

- I'm feeling for the hairs, to see where they are.

- I actually don't fill in my brows, ever.

- (bleep).

- It feels like I'm just drawing on my forehead.

- Oh god.

(sighing)

Here goes the liquid eyeliner.

- I am so terrified to do this right now.

(groaning)

(laughing)

- I feel my heart braking inside.

- Oh (bleep), it's up there, I can feel it.

- I have no idea if they're even.

I don't even know if they're filled in right now.

- I know there's eyeliner up here right now.

- I don't even wanna see this eyeliner mess.

- Do I look flawless?

(bleep) this.

- My eyebrows for sure, I don't wanna see.

(groaning)

- Okay.

- Oh, damn!

- Okay, I didn't blend in my bronzer at all.

I look like I took like five shots.

- This isn't that terrible.

I would honestly do this in real life.

- That's crazy.

I don't even need a mirror to do my makeup.

- I got some nice highlights.

(bleep), it is blended.

'Cept for that booger I have in my nose.

- It's kind of like abstract triliner.

This should inspire all of you.

- I feel like there's also a satisfaction

in watching yourself do your own makeup.

If I'm feeling myself, like, that's all that matters.

(electronic instrumental music)