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  • - I am so uncomfortable right now.

  • - Recently we made a video called "Men get Photoshopped

  • "Into Ideal Male Body Types."

  • - It was a look at how Photoshop affected us as guys.

  • - What we weren't expecting was this huge

  • response that women have to go through this

  • every single day.

  • - So, today, we as men are going to get Photoshopped

  • to the standards that a woman would be Photoshopped.

  • - We have been Photoshopped before,

  • but never like this.

  • - [All] Ahh!

  • (upbeat music)

  • - So, in all honesty, across media,

  • how much of beauty is Photoshopped?

  • - Like all of it.

  • - All of it?

  • - Unless an ad specifically says,

  • "This has not been Photoshopped",

  • I guarantee it has been Photoshopped.

  • - It would be really cool if we lived in a society

  • where people didn't have to alter their looks

  • to be accepted but that's not the society we live in

  • and it's been sorta this way for a long time.

  • - Sometimes they credit it back to the pinup era,

  • like a lot of people were illustrating women

  • instead of taking their photos.

  • And they would exaggerate the women's bodies

  • to look like more idealistic versions of themselves.

  • - We're constantly looking at images that have been altered.

  • We only notice it when it goes just a step too far.

  • - So, what we're recreating today are examples

  • of disastrous Photoshop.

  • - Correct.

  • - Your butt looks so much better already.

  • - How, what?

  • So, I'm gonna do the Victoria Secret underwear ad

  • where she loses half of her butt.

  • (laughs)

  • How does a Photoshop person do that?

  • - I think that they are going for a thigh gap.

  • - Why do people want so much space between their thighs?

  • - Like, unfortunately, body types go in and out of fashion.

  • Young women, you know, they want to do what the guy says

  • is hot.

  • - You're contouring my eye?

  • So, I'm doing a Ralph Lauren ad.

  • What were they thinking?

  • - The Ralph Lauren in Asia took this ad,

  • Photoshopped it to what they thought

  • was the ideal beauty standard.

  • - Which was smaller.

  • - Which was very small.

  • - If I were doing it, I would probably slim your cheeks

  • a little bit more and even...

  • - What's wrong with my cheeks?

  • And in this context, being too big is what?

  • - I think she was like 120 pounds or something.

  • - You are painting my face like the joker.

  • I'm recreating a recent Kim Kardashian photo.

  • - People are arguing back and forth

  • whether she did actually Photoshop the image

  • regardless, I think the Kardashians

  • are kind of notorious for always wanting to use

  • Photoshop and kind of look like the best version

  • of themselves.

  • - What's going on with the Madonna photo?

  • - Her before and afters were incredibly different

  • and striking.

  • They took out her wrinkles.

  • - Airbrushed and just crazy.

  • - The Madonna photo is your extreme case of Photoshop.

  • - Society cuts you off at a certain age

  • and I think it's so hard for a woman to

  • age gracefully.

  • - I mean, I got, a blemish or two.

  • - You're pretty fucked up, man.

  • (laughs)

  • - It really after a while starts to infiltrate

  • your own psyche.

  • The sort of unrealistic expectation of what

  • is put out there as a beautiful woman

  • when really she doesn't even look like that.

  • - As a makeup artist, natural means

  • a lot of makeup to look like not a lot of makeup.

  • - People in the fashion industry know

  • what's going to look good on camera.

  • - His face is just a little wide.

  • So, we're trying to bring it a little bit closer.

  • - I think that you will learn a lot about

  • what expectations are put on you.

  • Even from the moment that you step into the shoot.

  • - Normally women do already come prepared

  • with everything waxed.

  • - Everything?

  • - Everything.

  • - I think a lot of people assume that

  • a lot of it's done post, but a lot of work

  • goes into making people look the way they do

  • for a cover shoot.

  • - Oh, there's cream on my thighs.

  • There's a brush on my butt.

  • This is a, this is a feeling.

  • - With celebrities like the Kardashians are contouring,

  • and then getting professional photo shoots done,

  • and then also Photoshopping, just seems like a lot of work.

  • - I would say we're ready for a set.

  • - How long was that?

  • - It's like 45 minutes.

  • - 45 minutes?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Ready to paint my naked body?

  • (upbeat electronic music)

  • - I thought, "Why are you touching me up here?

  • "I thought we already made me beautiful."

  • - Just a little bit more.

  • - I'm getting oil rubbed on my body

  • while another man makes my butt look better.

  • - Try so hard to know that you're beautiful.

  • And they'll start saying all these things

  • to you that you're like,

  • "Woah, I didn't even realize I had that as a problem."

  • He's looking a little baggy.

  • - Baggy?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • - This is not untouched.

  • I've been touched a lot today.

  • - I've heard celebrities say that's like

  • an idealized version of me.

  • And they're like, "I wish I was like that."

  • This is the weirdest.

  • - Try to stick out your butt as much as possible

  • and arch your back.

  • - Move your hips a little back,

  • but try not to point,

  • just kinda...

  • - If you want it long, it has to point.

  • - Bring that towards us and push that one back.

  • - Can you make your butt tighter though?

  • But not like you're clenching.

  • - I don't know what you mean.

  • - Zach?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Listen to me.

  • - No, I'm listening.

  • - It's hard to arch the back and get the chin,

  • 'cause I feel like they must have shopped this.

  • - Give me a little sultry look,

  • but less mad.

  • Less like you're trying.

  • No, no, no.

  • Like this, yes.

  • Like sexy Gollum.

  • - What has it got in its pockets?

  • - Can you look a little sexier?

  • You look very scared right now.

  • - I mean, in some ways, I am scared right now.

  • - I think the most shocking part

  • might be after you see the Photoshopped version of yourself,

  • you basically have seen what someone wished

  • that you looked like.

  • - I'm like, I'm massively contorted here.

  • - Oh, I'm dying.

  • How does Kim K. do it?

  • - It's so hard to not let that affect you.

  • - [Photographer] Look more seductive.

  • - Okay.

  • - [Photographer] And you'll be fine.

  • - Okay.

  • - This is a hypersexualized position

  • and my face is not a part of who I am at all in this.

  • - I'm an object.

  • My face won't even be in the photo.

  • - Also, think about this.

  • This is their job.

  • To look good,

  • everyday, all day.

  • - I think we got it.

  • - Oh ho, ho, ho.

  • Oh my God.

  • - I feel terrible.

  • - I just felt so beaten down

  • and like there were expectations of me

  • that I couldn't meet.

  • - Be angular and hard but be soft and be seductive

  • but innocent.

  • It's like, "What are you?

  • "I can't be all of these things at once."

  • - Everything you think is real is constructed.

  • Hopefully not in an artful way,

  • but it's constructed.

  • - There was nothing human about that.

  • It's just an object

  • lit beautifully and now it will be

  • Photoshopped to look better.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - And you don't have her ass.

  • - No one has her ass.

  • - I'm both excited and very nervous.

  • - [All] Woah!

  • - I think you look beautiful.

  • - Let's see the photo.

  • Oh.

  • - Oh, those arms sure did shrink.

  • - They look like string beans.

  • I have bendy straws for arms.

  • - It's really weird, but the more I stare at this,

  • the more normal you look to me.

  • - I agree.

  • - Yeah, I'm getting really used to it.

  • - I know that I'm a very skinny person.

  • But like, seeing them together, I'm like,

  • "Oh no, we should take some of the roundness off that."

  • Now that I see the one on the right, I'm like,

  • "I look chubby as fuck in the left photo."

  • - Can you imagine being a young girl,

  • having to look at images like this?

  • - Since there always will be Photoshop,

  • stay body positive with the current body that you have

  • and to know that where you are right now, is great.

  • - So, now we're going to look at the picture

  • that I was recreating.

  • (laughs)

  • What a nightmare.

  • Are we ready to see Keith 2 point Oh?

  • - [All] Oh.

  • - Gross.

  • I am a putty man.

  • I don't like seeing myself like this.

  • I hate this.

  • - You don't like being seen as an object.

  • - No, I don't want to be seen like a sex object.

  • I want to be seen as like a fun person.

  • - But for a woman, this is obviously

  • not realistic on the right,

  • but the underwear looks nicer.

  • - So, they're not only Photoshopping my body,

  • they are Photoshopping the product.

  • So, there's like nothing true, right?

  • Even when you look at Golden Grahams on box,

  • those fucking Golden Grahams look way better

  • than the ones in my bowl.

  • - And if one of these women were to just release,

  • you know, a photo of just what she looked like

  • when she rolled out of bed, it would be considered

  • brave as opposed to just human.

  • - Madonna.

  • (laughs)

  • - Let's see the Photoshopped version of this.

  • - Oh, no!

  • - Holy shit.

  • - (mumbles incomprehensibly)

  • - All right, I'm done.

  • - Why would you do that?

  • - I'm gone, I'm gone.

  • - No, that's not me.

  • Freckles that I have are what gives me character.

  • I look like a vampire.

  • - Also funny is that in an effort to Photoshop you

  • to look more like female Photoshop standards,

  • your look has gone from "I will either murder or fuck you"

  • to "Won't you please come fuck me?"

  • - Yes, that's true.

  • - You're right.

  • - How did they do that?

  • - And then you come under fire when a picture of you

  • comes out that's not Photoshopped.

  • And they're like, "Why does she think she needs

  • "to have so much redone on her?"

  • And it's like, well because all you do is tell

  • her that she doesn't look good enough.

  • - All right, so, let's see my photo

  • as Kim Kardashian.

  • - Are you sitting on your nuts?

  • - Yeah, I was sitting on my nuts.

  • - Is like one nut up your butt hole right now?

  • - Yeah, we're not gonna talk about it.

  • - Oh.

  • - Wow.

  • - You look like a sexy witch.

  • - In real life or in the after photo?

  • - A little of both.

  • - I feel like I am looking at a painting.

  • I might have to hang this in my house.

  • - This should go over your fireplace.

  • Photoshop is digital painting.

  • You are so impossibly smooth.

  • I mean, nobody's back goes so effortlessly

  • into their butt like that.

  • 'Cause if you stood up,

  • you would be a nightmare human.

  • - One good thing though is people are becoming

  • more educated about the process

  • and what it takes to create these images

  • and how we fit into it as a culture.

  • - And when you hear

  • another guy say something super sexist or body shaming.

  • - Tell them to shut the fuck up.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Go to hell.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Eat a dick.

  • You should know that all of media is altered.

  • Everyone's trying to be better.

  • Everyone's putting a better version of themselves out there,

  • so you can't judge your raw self with someone else's

  • affected self.

  • - What's going on?

  • - Um, Kim K is naked in the photo,

  • so I have to be naked, but,

  • to honor all the people on set who should not see my dick

  • and balls, I'm trying to put a sock over my dick and balls.

  • - Not a big enough sock, huh?

  • - All right.

  • Try guys.

  • - I love how you covered your nipples briefly.

  • - I feel so exposed.

- I am so uncomfortable right now.

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