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  • Swedish food in IKEA in ...

  • Korea!

  • [Silly go-around-jolly intro music]

  • [wooosh sound]

  • Yeah, so after our last episode where we went 'round IKEA and thought of funny puns

  • Mhmmmmm

  • You know *knitted eyebrows*

  • Being funny ish-ksh is absolutely tiring, right. You know

  • Takes a lot of brain power

  • Lot of energy and what better way to refill that energy than eating food

  • And if you have been to an IKEA in your homecountry, I'm sure they have the restaurant part near the end, you they're like

  • [Sexy eyebrows, wink] Aw yeah, you there, you've been walking for a long time how about some food? - right

  • Is it a good reflection of Swedish food?

  • I've been to Sweden once and err- and never went to an IKEA in Sweden, cause that would've been weird

  • BUT, ERM

  • We didn't actually eat that much food, we were only there for a couple of days - We just drank most of the time

  • From what I know from back in Canada, the IKEA, or the IKAE-YA, restaurant part

  • Like the foodcourt, is actually a destination.

  • It's a destination

  • People just go to eat there

  • And don't really need to get anything from IKEA.

  • Hmm-mhmmm that's cool

  • Cause I dont- lskndflks- I can't think of any place with a Swedish restaurant, apart from IKEA [Haeppy nods in agreement]

  • [Unison laughter]

  • Pretty much

  • So

  • But, our special Swedish friend was there to vouch for whether or not the Swedish food was actually Swedish

  • And if the Koreans got it right [eyebrow lifty lift]

  • We're gonna need a cart.

  • Oh yeah, we're gonna get a cart. Yo, we cant get everything.

  • Why

  • It's 5 bucks a cake! 'Wohooohoo' - We're getting everything.

  • Obviously we dont have to get a croissant, or a chicken drumstick. We don't need that. We're not-we're not?

  • Yeah, why not? Why not a chicken drumstick, what if it tastes different

  • Okay, we're getting chicken drumstick

  • [B/H]: For science!

  • We're getting chicken drum stick

  • We're not gonna get the kimchi fried rice, cause it's not Swedish.

  • No, nothing Korean, only the Swedish food.

  • Seems we have some trolleys here, I think we need 2 cause we gonna buy 'nearly' EVERYTHING

  • We're getting everything, EVERYTHING. Swedish apple pie

  • I dunno what this is but, I'm getting it. Cheesecake, chocolate mousse cake- [B]: This is excessive

  • But, it's going to be so good.

  • Some brownie. We're not gonna get this are we? Ah-yeah we are, I want to eat it. Oh, okay.

  • BOOM, BOOM - WHOOOOOOOOOO

  • It's the salmon, it's the salmon right. It's the salmon. Oh, no I want the one with more salmon

  • More salmon

  • Swedish meatballs, for sure. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This actually looks so nice

  • Strawberry tart and one piece of fried chiicken right. How much is it going to come to?

  • [Cashier speaking Korean]

  • Ohhhhhh, 55 dollars [Haeppy speaks Korean - 50050WON]

  • $55.50

  • So are gonna be joining our special guest

  • Look at our beautiful friend, Ida from Sweden with us.

  • The link to her channel will be in the description

  • In Sweden, the IKEA of food, is it good? Would you say it's good food? [Ida]: For the money, yes.

  • [Chanting] Time to eat, time to eat, time to eat

  • Is there a saying in Swedish, before we eat. Like in Korean there is, "잘 먹겠습니다"

  • [Insert alien-swedish word I've never heard in my life]

  • What? [smaaklijdt maaltid-ish]

  • Smoked leg-Malted (???)

  • I wanna start with the meatballs, because that is the best one, right? Just dig in right, you're eating too so

  • Oh wait, do we put the berry sauce with the mashed potato or with the meat?

  • Everything together

  • Yeahhh, that's the way I like to it

  • I don't like mixing stuff ahead, so I'm just trying [Haeppy love mixing stuff apparently]

  • That's nice

  • That's so good That's nice

  • Oh, I have missed gravy so much even though this is not the gravy that I usually eat

  • This is literally called brown sauce in Swedish [true story]

  • I LOVE BROWN SAUCE

  • I have disrespected the Swedish flag [B]: Wow..

  • This is so nice. You wanna lick this too? I do, I actually do

  • Can I?

  • Master BapMokja, can I, can I lick the plate?

  • Now you have my permission to lick

  • Like a dog

  • This is so good, it's so good [B]: I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from your ...

  • Gravlax Sauce

  • SAUCE

  • Gravlax sauce, this is gravlax sauce [H]: This is gravlax [B]: Gravlax

  • That's what it is called.

  • GRAVLAX

  • Cause Ida doesn't like eating fish, so she wont have fish. [B]: But, does it look Swedish? [I]: Yeah

  • Good, okay, good. Let's go [H]: I'm gonna lemon-nize mine then [I]: It looks like Swedish Midsummer

  • Let's go, Im gonna try, unseasoned for my first (bite)

  • What was this called?

  • Gravlax Sauce

  • Gravlax sauce..I have don't know what it's going to taste like I'm a bit scared. Is it really strong?

  • Sour and sweet

  • Not bad?

  • I thought I wasn't gonna like it at first, but actually I really like that

  • [Bapmokja moans at the dild mustard]

  • I'm gonna make a salmon roll

  • You're making a salmon roll? We have salmon rolls!

  • [Mature adult giggles, wink wonk]

  • This is not how the Swedes eats it? Haeppy style

  • Mm, that sauce is very-erm [H]: MHMMM

  • I luuv saaaaaaaalmon

  • We're gonna eat the potato

  • I want that

  • Grate (Potato Gratin)

  • And the salmon with the beans

  • What sauce is this? Do we know?

  • [H]: She doesn't know [I]: I don't know [B]: You want to try the sauce?

  • Yellow sauce, you just call it yellow sauce?

  • Think we left it too long

  • Smoked salmon was definetely better. Gravlax was definitely better

  • GRAVLAX

  • To be fair, dry salmon is just bad all together

  • [Haeppy struggles]

  • Beans

  • [H]: Cool beans man (too many beans in his mouth) [B]: I can't get what this taste is of this sauce

  • [B]: What is it [H]: It's a little bit peppery

  • [B]: Really? [I]: It could be pepper sauce (LOL)

  • [Bapmokja giving the 'beach u forreal' stare] [H]: It could be peppercorn sauce, makes sense

  • The best part about this is the mashed potatos

  • Do you actually like this?

  • Oh, I LOVE it [I]: Cause it doesn't taste like potatos [H]: I LUUUUUUV it

  • Next up we have that potato gratin, putaaa

  • But, in Swedish it is called the [I]: Potatisgratäng

  • PotatisgraTANG

  • Potatisgratäng

  • Let's try it. You go first, you haven't eaten in a while

  • [I]: Yayyyyy [B]: It's covered in cheese right? The potatos are covered in cheese right?

  • It also has like cream and stuff

  • [B/H]: Cream AND cheese. [B]: Oh creamcheese [I]: Cream and stuff *winkwonk

  • [I]: It is good [H/B]: It's good? Yeahhhhhh

  • It IS, oh wow!

  • Just eating it off the table

  • I don't care this is so good

  • I feel that I should eat with something else though [B]: No.

  • [B]: No, eating with anything [I]: This with like grilled chicken

  • Or [B]: Fried chicken? [H]: Oh,grilled chicken would be amazing with this. Amazing with this

  • You're so bad at eating

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Never heard that before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • [B]: This is better than the whole salmon dish [I]: Eat, eat, you're hungry [H]: You should eat x2

  • Onions

  • That's what I can taste that sort of makes it taste so good

  • [B]: that makes it so good, the onions [H]: Oh, really? Cause cheese is also what makes it taste so good

  • [B]: We're like Ida eat, and then [H]: There's lots of people that- [I]: Like Ida

  • Hurry up and eat before we eat it all [H]: That's true

  • I mean, my mom thinks I'm coming home to Sweden this summer to meet her

  • [H]: No [I]: No [B]: You coming home *laughs*

  • There we go

  • I just made it more Swedish

  • And so we have 4 meatballs, some tomato sauce, a bit cheese and pasta

  • [I]: Isn't this like from the kids menu? [B]: One of them-

  • Is it?

  • I'm assuming Ida is gonna eat half a meatball so I'm gonna split this

  • Just eat it

  • Just eat it, eat it, eat it eat it, just Ida

  • Just IEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • IDAAAAA

  • Oh, it's a bit tough the pasta

  • The meatballs aren't as good either, but they're the same meatballs

  • I think it's because they're in the sauce and stuff

  • I don't even wanna finish this one

  • Really? Cause I'll finish it

  • ]B]: That feel, it feels really weird [H]: That what, the tortilla?

  • Yeah, it feels really weird

  • It's Tunnbröd

  • It's a what?

  • Ton-ton ton bread? Tun bread?

  • Tunnbröd

  • [Keeps trying]

  • Oh no, lemon

  • I dunno this smell, this smells, not good

  • But, it's fish

  • [B]: It could be. No, no. It doesn't smell like it though

  • Okay, well I'm gonna eat it

  • You're gonna eat that? (I-DA ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Eating with Ida~

  • [H]:I love it [B]: The smell isn't as good

  • [H]: I like it [B]: God the taste ain't that good either

  • Really? I like it. This is something that, I would eat for lunch. Pack it to go, eat it for lunch. Why not.

  • [B]: You like fried chicken though, don't you? [I]: I love it

  • [B]: Goooooood

  • JJang~

  • [B]: Oh, how do you say [I]: Why is mine so big [H]: Skål (cheers)

  • Skål~ ͡

  • Taste like fast food fried chicken

  • Now, this is absurd right

  • Yeah

  • I guess it's a mini pie

  • A mini pie. You're making this up aren't you?

  • Looks like it's a miniature pie

  • It's a Miniature pie

  • Officially, it's a strawberry tart

  • Okay, let's go

  • [B]: Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing [H]: This is my part

  • [B]: No, it's my part, look [H]: Okay, fine you have that part then

  • It's just tart anyway, whatever (sass mode)

  • [B/H]: You're a tart

  • [B]: I said it first [H]: You tart-let [B]: I said it first

  • I don't like it, it tastes like lingonberry

  • [I]: I dunno [B]: It's very sweet, very very mini pie

  • My teeth actually hurts

  • Really?

  • As soon as I put it in my mouth, my teeth started hurting. It was like, "What are you doing"

  • What do you think of it?

  • You don't like it?

  • It doesn't taste like Swedish

  • What was this called again?

  • A princessrta, right?

  • [H]: What is suppose to be inside? [I]: It's just like, sponge cake and like vanilla sauce, cream, strawberries

  • [H]: That sounds great [B]: Let's find out

  • Strawberries

  • Cream

  • Spongecake

  • Ohhhhhhhhhh, it's gonna be so gooooood

  • So, my mom always makes this for me for my birthday

  • Really?

  • Yeah

  • [B]: This size or bigger? [I]: Big, like

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

  • Like, family size, cause this is just, again, mini. Mini version

  • Okay, let's go let's try it

  • [H]: I could eat the whole thing in my mouth [B]: I'm hoping I won't be disappointed

  • That's Haeppy's style ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

  • [H]: I'm gonna put it all in my mouth, Haeppy style [B]: All in his mouth

  • Oooooohhh, someone doesn't like itttttttttt

  • Too sweet

  • [B]: Now I'm going to try it, is it marzipan? [H]: It's very very sugary

  • [H]: It's the marzipan, that I don't like

  • I absolutely hate marzipan

  • [H]: It's like creamy

  • Not bad

  • [B]: I don't hate this marzipan [H]: The aftertaste

  • What?! This isn't marzipan

  • This is the not, the least marzipan tasting-marzipan I've ever eaten

  • You try

  • You gotta get it in

  • Thanks

  • Or just, sharing is caring

  • Sharing is caring, honey

  • Is this a prinsesstårta fit for a princess?

  • No

  • [B]: No? *laughs* [H]: What about a ghetto princess, like a cheap, cheap princess

  • [I]: Yeah [H]: Cheap princess? Okay

  • These 3 are not very Swedish, at all are they

  • Not specifically

  • [B]: Apart from that horse, right [H]: Expect for the horse [I]: The horse is Swedish

  • Would you like to eat the horse?

  • That's not the first time she has been asked that question, apparently

  • There's not that much to explain for this, it's a chocolate mousse cake, so let's go for it

  • Oh it's not that moussy though

  • No, it's moussy

  • I think it's great

  • I encountered some resistance

  • Oh, now it's Swedish!

  • no no no

  • Now it's Swedish

  • The mousse, they sell it at, they have it here too

  • Just a jar of mousse?

  • [I]: Yeah [H]: OHHHHH

  • [H]: Eat the horse. [B/H]: [chants] Eat the horse

  • Swedish girl takes horse in her mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

  • Was that all sexual or was that sexual

  • Just do a taste tester, she doesn't need that much

  • She's a modelllll

  • She is

  • Ida is a model

  • We're models

  • Fat models wahahahahha

  • Plus size model

  • YO, cheese cake

  • [B]: Cheese cake! [H]: Cheesecake, whipped cream, done

  • Oh, it's real tough isn't it

  • [B]: It's congealed [H]: It's pretty standard

  • I'm not gonna have anymore, I don't like

  • Just cheesecake

  • It's not worth filling my stomach with, cheese cake calories

  • [H]: Ohhhhh, there you go! This is Ida's [B]: Oh yeah?

  • I'm pretty full already

  • Brownies

  • Next are brownies~

  • Same same

  • Maybe buildings are made of these

  • This is so tough

  • Oh, it's almost like fudge, rather than brownies

  • It's not really a brownie

  • It's almost like a bar of fudge

  • From our resident fudge expert

  • Not for me

  • [Cake moan]

  • It tastes so good

  • I know what it is

  • [H]: What is it? [I]: They're trying to do that thing I told you about earlier

  • That's not a brownie but, Swedish

  • So this will take the cake

  • Because it's a pie

  • Yayyy

  • Oh wait it's just a pie, right?

  • It's just a pie, no icecream, no nothing

  • No cream, nothing

  • [H]: I think it's gonna be delicious [B]: It looks like its got cinnamon in it

  • [H]: but, I think it would been even more delicious if it was microwaved or heated up

  • Skål

  • Skål

  • Oh no, ooooooh no

  • Not for me

  • That pie crust tastes like cake

  • I want pie crust

  • Everything is better hot

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

  • I like salty stuff more than sweet stuff

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

  • Don't like it

  • It's bad chocolate x2

  • Milk chocolate with hazelnut

  • I don't dislike it, it's just not amazing

  • So we tried everything

  • But, what were our favorites

  • Meatballs

  • [B]: The meatballs were great [H]: Meatballs, meatball, meatballs

  • [H/B]: and the Potato gratin

  • GRAVLAX

  • [B/H]: Yeah

  • That was good

  • What about the Swede?

  • I mean, I'm kinda underwhelmed but, I expected that

  • It's IKEA, come on now

  • Swedish IKEA is better

  • Swedish IKEA is better

  • Swedish food made by Swedish people in a Swedish shop, is better than Swedish made by Koreans in a Swedish shop in Korea

  • That's the verdict!

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