you're eating spaghetti, roll a short strand in your mouth with your tongue. Have your

man knead your upper legs to increase circulation, release toxins and perhaps use a thigh-slimming

cream. Pretend your a sportscaster. Does he wear baseball caps to disguise the fact that

he's losing his locks? Well if so he probably won't appreciate you licking his scalp like

a lollipop. The next time you see a waterfall imagine standing underneath it a Polynesian

lover. Tickle his inner thighs with flower petals. Be on the lookout for accidental triggers

to your erotic imagination like wrong numbers, incorrectly addressed male and gentle grocery

cart collisions. Cleanup in aisle seven. Slather each other head to toe in aloe vera and then

roll up in wet towels. I don't know what you're going to do next. Imagine his nipple area

as a chocolate ice-cream cone. Oh god. Have sex someplace other than the bedroom, maybe

on top of the dining room table or underneath his mother's baby grand piano. Be a slobberpuss.

The wetter the kiss the more saliva is exchanged. When your partner is really excited, search

the recesses of his mouth. Canoodling in the dunes gives a whole new meaning to fun in

the sun. Phone sex is a modern phenomenon. It's very nineties because it's the safest

sex you can have. Mom?!