I think this is a Japanese treat.

我覺得這是日本的點心。

That's why I've had them since I was a little kid, 'cause I'm Japanese.

這也是為什麼我小時候吃過這個，因為我是日本人啊！

But I thought they were Chinese because I've had them since I was a little kid.

但我覺得這是中國的，因為我小時候也吃過這個。

Well you've been lied to your whole life.

那你肯定從小就被騙了。

Pocky! Love it!

是 Pocky！我超愛！

I didn't know they were called either.

我一直都不知道這叫做什麼。

When you just said Pocky I was like--

當你說 Pocky，我只覺得...

How do you spell that again?

它到底叫什麼？

My mom was feeding me Pocky from the umbilical cord.

當我還在我媽的肚子裡時就被餵食 Pocky 了。

That's how long I've been eating Pocky for.

這就是我吃 Pocky 的年資。

I just love Pocky as a snack because it's like, not too sweet and not messy.

我就愛把 Pocky 當作零嘴，因為它不會太甜也不會吃得到處都是。

And you could just (makes crunching noise).

然後你只要 (發出咀嚼的聲音)。

Stick is truly the best shape for snack.

棒狀真的是點心最適合的形狀了。

Yeah.

對啊！

Variety is the spice of life, and today I'm excited to see what you have to throw at me.

多樣性是生活的小確幸，我今天很期待你們要給我嘗試些什麼。

But nothing will beat chocolate flavored Pocky.

但沒有任何口味可以擊敗巧克力口味的 Pocky。

Oh! Cookies and cream, oh shit!

噢！是餅乾與奶油口味，糟糕啦！

Okay, this might beat chocolate.

這可能可以擊敗巧克力口味。

I love cookies and cream ice cream.

我喜歡餅乾與奶油口味的冰淇淋。

It taste just like the cookies and cream Hershey bar.

這吃起來就像餅乾與奶油口味的好時巧克力棒。

Mhmm, Mhmm. But wrapped around a wooden stick.

嗯嗯，但包裹著一根小木棒。

It's very standard. This is a standard Pocky.

這非常的一般，就是一個標準的 Pocky。

It's a Pocky plus my favorite flavor.

這是 Pocky 配上我最愛的口味。

I think it's great.

我覺得很讚。

Oh, they're nice.

噢！真好吃。

I thought this was good as a novelty, but I would rather have normal Pocky.

我覺得這算是好吃的新奇口味，但我還是比較喜歡一般的Pocky。

Looks pretty though.

不過看起來滿美的啦！

I can't finish the stick.

我不想吃完它。

It doesn't really turn me on.

它真的沒有讓我「性致盎然」。

I'm glad it doesn't.

我很慶幸沒有。

Ooh, it has a great, great scent.

噢！它聞起來非常非常香。

Like it really does smell like green tea.

它聞起來真像綠茶。

Looks like slime on a stick.

看起來像是棒子上沾了什麼黏液。

I love matcha.

我喜歡抹茶！

Ooh, that is a strong matcha flavor.

噢，這是重抹茶口味。

Mhmm.

嗯。

Yeah, it's great.

好吃啊！

That's perfect.

這太棒了。

Does green tea have seaweed in it?

這綠茶味裡有海帶嗎？

Yeah, this tastes a little grassy.

嗯它吃起來有點草味。

I like green tea better than the cookies and cream.

比起餅乾和奶油我比較喜歡綠茶。

Yeah, ten pockys outta pockys.

對，給 Pocky 滿分 10 分。

Pocky is batting a hundred percent right now.

現在 Pocky 真是命中率百分百啊！

This is great.

這太棒了。

That smells like a fresh grove of strawberries.

聞起來像新鮮的草莓園。

It smells like that gum that looks like tape.

感覺像聞起來是膠帶捲狀的口香糖。

This smells like the medicine you take when you're sick and you're a kid.

聞起來好像你小時候生病時會喝的糖漿。

Ugh.

噁...

I'm so happy.

我好開心啊！

That's great.

這太棒了。

I'm down for this one.

我愛上這個口味了。

Yeah. I could eat these, too.

對，我也喜歡。

How often do you get to say, oh, I really just had a moment today.

你有多久會說一次：「噢，我今天真的度過一段很棒的時光。」？

And that's what this is giving me.

而這就是它帶給我的感受

It tastes like dried strawberries and cereal.

吃起來像草莓乾配玉米片。

Mhmm, I like it.

嗯，我喜歡。

Stop it.

別這樣。

Chocolate banana, banana cream covered chocolate biscuit sticks.

巧克力香蕉口味，香蕉味奶油覆蓋著巧克力餅乾棒。

- That's way too many. - You're a chocolate biscuit stick.

- 這太多了吧！- 你就是巧克力餅乾棒。

- Banana. - I love chocolate banana.

- 香蕉。- 我喜歡巧克力香蕉口味 。

- Wow. - It's my favorite.

- 哇！- 這是我的最愛。

Look how yellow it is!

你看它有多黃！

I would've liked it to be drizzled with chocolate like it is on the packet.

我想把它淋上巧克力，就像包裝上的一樣。

A fair point.

同感。

Where's the chocolate, this is banana.

巧克力呢？這只有香蕉啊！

Every time I have banana flavored things, I'm like, what a weird flavor.

每次我吃香蕉口味的東西時，都會覺得這是個詭異的口味。

Then I take another bite and I'm like, it draws me in .

然後我會再咬一口，接著我就被它吸引進去了

This is probably the worst Pocky flavor of all existence.

可能是所有 Pocky 裡面最糟糕的口味。

I'm down for Pocky.

我愛上 Pocky 了。

Shout out to all the kids that share their pockys on the school yard.

告訴那群小鬼頭快把他們的 Pocky 交出來。

I like the original pocky the best, I think.

我覺得我還是最喜歡原本的 Pocky。

Matcha is hands down the best flavor of Pocky, but that's not surprising because matcha is the best flavor of anything.

抹茶口味的 Pocky 是最棒的，但這都在預料之內，因為抹茶口味和任何食物都是絕配。

True. This is true.

對，沒有錯。

I think this was a great experience.

我覺得這是個很棒的經驗。

I enjoyed every single one of them.

我享受著每一種口味。

I'd buy them all again.

我會把它們全部買下來。

They were all a delight.

他們全都很好吃。