字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Look how it hits the thing. Eww. It's like, here (bleep)! (laughing) - Oh... please don't do that. (funk music) - Huge! - Yah! - Huge fan of Subway. - It's like a good cheap go to, that's not super, super unhealthy. - Love me the five dollar footlong. - I love bread! I'm like Oprah! - I like that jalapeno cheddar bread. - There's something about that special bread smell when you walk into a Subway, and you smell that fresh bread. - Subway gives you so many options. - Really good. - Mm hmm. It tastes like pizza. - It tastes just like pizza. - I like it. - It's not bad. - I do love those peppers though. It's a little dry, the chicken. - This bread is really good though. It's almost better than a piece of pizza. - Is it tired urban cheese? - I don't know. - Someone had a bunch of random (bleep) in their fridge and tried to make a sandwich. And it's not good. It just looks like a soggy (bleep) salad and soggy (bleep) bread. - Oh my god! I hate spicy food so much! - Get her some milk! - It's spicy, and it's sweet, and it's soggy. It's a triple threat of badness. - Maybe just get the sauce and the vegetables, and leave the bread out. - Make a salad? - Yeah! - Make it toastier! - Why would you name a sandwich 'The Heart Attack'? - I have high cholesterol! - (yells) It's tuna and bacon! - Oh my god. This is really (bleep) good. - It's better than the others. I don't even know if that's lettuce... - Girl, don't look at it. - Because you know what they say? Never judge a book by its cover. - This (bleep) looks bomb. - It looks really good. - I'm all about this. - Okay! - This is incredible. - It's so good! I can't stop eating it. - This is definitely not bad. - (Bleep) It's actually really good. - It looks really good. - This is not 'Subway, Eat Fresh' though. This is Subway, Eat -- - Fat! (laughs) - I'm just not smart enough when I'm drunk to make these amazing combinations of foods. - I think I'm just going to stick to what I know, when it comes to Subway. I don't need to get all secretive. - You know what's in it. You don't need that soggy salad. - The Supreme Pizza Sub was really good. - That needs to be sold as a sub, if they don't already have it. - That's it. I'm done.