Hey guys!

嗨大家！

Yeah I got some new shirts if you couldn't tell.

是的，我今天穿了新的 T-shirt

Not that i would plug stuff. I don't do that, remember?

我才不會趁機推銷自己的產品。我從來不做這種事情的，記得嗎？

Hey guys. Welcome back to another episode of Dear Ryan.

嗨，大家好，歡迎來到新一集的 Dear Ryan

It's just because there were so many comments in the last video,

因為上一集我們收到很多留言

the reason why there's rings in my eyes, I don't know if you guys can see it,

「為什麼你的眼睛裡有一個圓形亮光呢？」 其實我不知道你們看不看得到那個光

everybody kept saying things like

大家一直說

"What? His eyes look so weird."

「為什麼他的眼睛看起來這麼奇怪？」

I've done this before. I've had... it's just a light.

我之前明明也用過啊，我用...... 這就只是一個燈而已啊

Guys, it's a ring light, it's a light in the shape of a ring.

嘿大家，那是一個圓形燈光啦，一個指環形狀的燈光

A bunch of other YouTubers use the same exact thing.

一大堆其他的 YouTubers 都在用同樣的打光燈啊

If you ever look into someone's eyes and see a ring, they're using a ring light.

如果你有仔細的看一個人的眼睛然後看到一個環狀的光， 那就代表他有使用這種燈光

Or we're all possessed by the devil.

或我們都被惡魔附身了

The devil of circles. Rings?

「圓之魔鬼」... 呃，「指環魔鬼」？

I don't even think that's a demonic thing.

聽起來一點都不可怕啊

Or we're all possessed by ringworms. That's gross and itchy.

又或者我們都被「癬菌」寄生了，真是超噁又超癢的

I wrestled. I had it. i don't know why I'm telling you that.

噢對了我前幾天去玩摔角了，我長了癬，我也不知道我為什麼要告訴你們這個

That's not attractive. Sorry guys.

好像不怎麼有趣，真是抱歉

There is so many Dear Ryan's. Let's just... let's just get into it.

真的有超多 Dear Ryan 的，我們直接開始吧

Here, let me just cut it real quick.

好的，那先讓我快速地把鏡頭切掉

Reach over here and cut the video.

先按掉那個鈕然後切掉影片......

Right... click... right... cut it right... ha ha ha

就是這個鍵...... 這裡...... 把影片切掉...... 哈哈哈

Dear Ryan: can you ride a hover board while carrying your friends?

「Dear Ryan：你可以用懸浮滑板載著你的朋友嗎？」

Well I mean I can carry a friend, but if you're talking about friends,

呃，我當然可以載著一個朋友， 但如果你說的是很多朋友

not the DVD I assume,

當然不是指那個影集「六人行」啦

I can carry a friend. i'm pretty sure I can carry one person and get on a hover board,

我可以載一個朋友，我非常確定我可以一邊滑著懸浮滑板一邊載一位朋友

but friends, as in plural, as in multiple friends? I'm not too sure.

但一群朋友...... 複數的朋友、多個朋友？我就不是那麼有自信欸

I wonder what the record is? This has got to be a thing already.

我還蠻好奇目前的最高紀錄是多少，一定有這種記錄了吧？

Record for the most people on a hover board.

「最高紀錄曾有幾個人站在一個懸浮滑板上？」

I don't see any records.

我查不到任何資料欸

Well you know what? We are gonna set the world record right now.

你們知道嗎，我們現在就來創造世界紀錄！

We're gonna try and get at least five people on one hover board.

至少也要有五個人同時站在懸浮滑板上

Let go!

開始吧！

Alright Derek.

Derek 上來了

This is so stable

目前還非常穩固

One, two, three.

一、二、三

Oh my god we're good.

天啊，我們 ok 的

YO WE'RE GOOD!

天啊天啊我們成功了！

Woah, woah

Yooo 我們超棒！

I'm losing it, I'm losing it!

啊啊啊我失去平衡了！失去平衡了！

Hold on, hold on!

撐住、撐住！

WE DID IT!

我們做到了！

You're good. You're good.

目前很好，很好

I have my left leg up.

我把左腳縮起來了

We're good, good, good, good.

我們現在很好、很好很好很好

I'm on! I'm on!

我上去了！我上去了！

OH WE'RE DOING IT!

噢天啊我們成功了！

Oh my god!

天啊！

We did it for like two seconds!

我們大概成功了兩秒吧！

It broke!

它壞了！

It happened.

ㄏㄏ這種事情還是發生了

Dear Ryan: please do the rap over from memory I wanna see you try it

「Dear Ryan：你可以再唱一次你唱過的那個 rap 嗎？」

For those of you who didn't see that video, that Dear Ryan challenged me to turn Disney's "Frozen: Let It Go" song into a rap song.

不知道你有沒有看過前幾集的 Dear Ryan， 其中一集要我把 Disney 的 "Let It Go" 做成一首饒舌歌

And people thought it was kinda good, for some reason.

而且大家好像覺得還不錯，我也不知道為什麼

Even though I just made it on GarageBand in like ten seconds.

雖然我大概只花了十秒鐘用 Apple 的 GarageBand 寫完這首歌

Not ten seconds, it took me like a couple of hours.

好啦不只十秒啦，它好像花了我好幾個小時吧

I'm assuming people think I can't do it.

我猜大家覺得我做不到

I haven't listened to the song since, so I'm gonna listen to it once

我太久沒聽那首歌了，所以現在讓我再聽一次

and see if I can still remember the lyrics. But I'll do my best.

然後看看我是不是還記得歌詞。我會努力

I'm gonna do it without the beats. I'll probably do it even faster than how the song was.

我不要跟著音樂的節奏，因為我大概會唱得比原版的還更快

Let it go!

Let it go!

Ok I got it. Thats all I needed, thats all I needed.

好了我行的。這樣就好了，我 ok 的

Dear Ryan: do a try not to laugh challange

「Dear Ryan：你可以來個『不笑挑戰』嗎？」

Try not to laugh challenge. Hhere we go.

試著不要笑，好喔來吧

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-乾杯 -乾杯

-Big gulp yeah? -Yep.

-大口的喔？ -好喔

-I'm so sorry dude! -That went up my nose bro!

-老兄抱歉啊 -兄弟，水都跑到我鼻子裡了啦

-Lets try again. -I don't know if i want to do that again

-我們再試一次吧 -我不知道我還想不想再試一次啊

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-乾杯 -乾杯

You spit into my cup.

他吐進我的杯子了

I'm sorry. Its ok, I'm ready to drink some water.

-對不起啊 -沒關係，反正我本來就得喝的

This is the tie breaker. Winner takes all.

好，這是決賽了，這局贏的人就贏了

Cheers.

乾杯

Dear Ryan, Can you act out one of those kids who creates copies of your videos?

「Dear Ryan：你可以演演看那些抄襲你影片的小屁孩嗎？」

This is like one of my.pet peeves.

這就是讓我覺得很煩的其中一件事情

You guys know which people these guys are.

你們應該知道這是在指哪些人吧？

These are people who upload other people's videos

就是那些上傳別人影片—

-- it specifically happens a lot on Facebook but youtube as well--

通常是在 FB 上啦，不過 YouTube 也會有—

without their permission. But they add a little clip of themselves in the beginning talking about the clip.

然後沒有經過影片持有者的同意。他們會在影片最前面加上一小段自己對這個影片的想法

And they even throw on their own logo, as if they own that video, to help build their own brand.

而且他們有些還會把自己的 logo 放上去來推銷自己的品牌，好像那部影片是他們的一樣

Yeah, I'm assuming those are the people you're talking about.

好了，你應該知道我在說什麼樣的人了吧

This is the internet, ok? People don't copy each others' videos, that's wrong.

這是網路世界耶，人們才不會抄襲別人的影片，那是錯誤的行為

You have got to see how this guy reacts to a Dear Ryan.

齁齁齁你應該看看這個人看完這集 Dear Ryan 後的反應

"People don't copy each others' videos. That's wrong."

「人們才不會抄襲別人的影片咧，那是不對的！」

Oh my gosh! You have got to watch this guy's video telling me to watch a reaction to this Dear Ryan.

噢我的天啊，你一定要看看這個人的叫我去看別人看完這集 Dear Ryan 之後的反應的影片

You have got to see how this guy reacts to a Dear Ryan.

齁齁齁你一定要看看這個人看完這集 Dear Ryan 之後的反應

*layers of speech*

JUST SHUT UP!

可以閉嘴嗎！

OK JUST SHUT UP!

拜託你們閉嘴了啦！

ALL OF YOU!

你們都是！

I get it, you guys steal videos. You shouldn't be doing that in the first place but if you're gonna steal a video, steal the video!

我懂了，你們就是會偷別人的影片嘛。你們根本不應該這麼做，但若你們真的要偷，那就偷啊！

You don't have to put your reaction to the video you just stole, we don't care about that. Nobody does!

你不需要加上你自己對這部偷來的影片的感想啊！ 沒有人在意好嗎！沒有人！

This guy gets so mad.

這傢伙超生氣的

*More layers of speech*

Dear Ryan: can you please make a 'Reading Mean Comments' video?

「Dear Ryan：你可以做一個 『讀惡意留言』的影片嗎？」

I'm assuming this comes from like that

我想這個潮流大概是......

Jimmy Fallon?... Jimmy Kimmel?... One of the Jimmy's.

Jimmy Fallon？還是Jimmy Kimmel？ 總之就是某個 Jimmy 發起的啦

I'm assuming you mean like the 'Mean Tweets' thing.

就是他開始的那個「閱讀惡意推特留言」的潮流

Oh! It's Jimmy Kimmel.

噢！是 Jimmy Kimmel

I mean we could try, but i'm pretty sure we're not gonna find anything.

我覺得我們可以試試看， 但我還蠻確定我們是不會找到任何東西的

Like, we never get mean comments.

我們從來沒有被惡意留言過

Ever.

從來沒有

So all of us here at RHPC, we're so loved.

RHPC 的大家都很受歡迎

Oooohhhh... golly!

噢...... 天啊！

It's kinda true.

呃，是蠻對的啦......

That means I was ugly already to start with.

這代表我一開始就很醜了

Ah! No wonder I kinda stink here.

啊！難怪我覺得這裡有點臭！

Okay, yeah I'll die.

Ok 好啊，我去死啊

I'll dye your face red with your own blood,

我會用 (dye，音同死) 你的鮮血把你的臉染紅

you f#@%

你這個小ㄐㄅ@#$%!

Dear Ryan: can you hit a trick shot in real life?

Dear Ryan: 你可以真的投進一個特技投籃嗎？

Ahh!

啊！

Dude, it's so close, it's like right there.

兄弟，你快成功了，再旁邊一點就好

**broken glass**

（玻璃碎了 OAO）

**broken glass**

Oh my god, the end of this trick shot video

噢我的天啊，你一定要看看這部特技投籃影片的結尾

**layers of speech**

TEEHEE.

嘻嘻

So thank you guys again so much for watching. If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click on the left.

非常感謝大家收看這次的 Dear Ryan。如果你想要看幕後花絮的話，就點左邊的框框

If you want to see the previous video, click the one on the right.

如果你想要看上一部影片的話，點右邊的框框

And remember to keep leaving your Dear Ryan comments in the comments section below.

還有要記得在底下的留言板留下你的 Dear Ryan留言喔

...Dear Ryan comments, in the comments section below.

...在留言板留 Dear Ryan 留言

That's kinda like a tongue twister.

有點像繞口令

LET'S GO!

Let's Go!

Could you guys just leave your Dear Ryan comments, in the comments section below?

你可以在底下留你的 Dear Ryan 留言，就在底下的留言板

I don't know. Hey I'm still doing it.

我不知道要說什麼了。 哦還在錄喔？